And cover their couches (badum tiss)
The reason women cover their drinks
Submitted 3 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 months ago
3 of the 4 horsemen of white mediocrity
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 months ago
None of these guys are fuckable. To their wives: wtf?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
They didn’t cover their drinks?
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 3 months ago
There’s a whole lot of overcompensation for insecurity pictured here.
proper@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Tiddy Vance is bulking up to fill the top slob job it would seem.
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 months ago
His Mar a Lago makeover is in full swing.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
It’s their evil origin story
fonix232@fedia.io 3 months ago
If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Damn, Seth Green really aged poorly.
Goodeye8@piefed.social 3 months ago
I’m genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don’t even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they’re arll pieces of shit.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don’t even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.
It’s not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.
These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty checks of their surroundings aren’t easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.
They’d be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.
fonix232@fedia.io 3 months ago
I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I'm a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Show her the photo. She will understand.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 months ago
Stevie looks like a melting penis.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Elon’s, post surgery.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 months ago
This isn’t a shitpost, its pro life type.
ulterno@programming.dev 3 months ago
This is a shitpost.
If you want to protect your drinks from them, you would be making them yourself, keeping them inaccessible at all times and drinking them only in private spaces.anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Throwing you drunk in their faces is the only safe thing to do.
phed@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns’ names come up on TV
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 months ago
An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way
scttgard@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Buy a lady a fresh drink, don’t leave things to chance. Way too many creepers out there and I don’t trust them. Women shouldn’t either.