“The reason women and some couches covrr their drinks”
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The reason women cover their drinks
Submitted 22 hours ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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thewebroach@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
portifornia@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with
TachyonTele@piefed.social 21 hours ago
This isn’t a shitpost, its pro life type.
phed@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns’ names come up on TV
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way
ulterno@programming.dev 19 hours ago
This is a shitpost.
If you want to protect your drinks from them, you would be making them yourself, keeping them inaccessible at all times and drinking them only in private spaces.anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Throwing you drunk in their faces is the only safe thing to do.
Agent641@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I’m a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink
fonix232@fedia.io 21 hours ago
I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I'm a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Show her the photo. She will understand.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.
These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty checks of their surroundings aren’t easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.
They’d be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don’t even know (or at least I don’t remember) his name.
Like… omg look so close to putin
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn’t wanted that to slip out.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 6 hours ago
Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it ‘all white’.
theparadox@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
He is. He’s more or less the USA’s shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump’s right hand man and has the clown president’s trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to non-white people.
InputZero@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler’s right hand man for most of Nazi Germany’s existence. They’re both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
SystemL@literature.cafe 2 hours ago
fonix232@fedia.io 21 hours ago
If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Damn, Seth Green really aged poorly.
Goodeye8@piefed.social 20 hours ago
I’m genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don’t even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they’re arll pieces of shit.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don’t even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.
It’s not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 hours ago
Steven Miller looks like some movie baddie from the Soviets back in the 80s.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
And why couch covers exist.
Seaguy05@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
PeeWee Himmler
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player’s point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
On the ultimatum note… there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn’t know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I’d see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn’t seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn’t want him hanging out with other girls, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven’t seen him since, it’s been like a decade.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
They all even look like pieces of shit.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
While simultaneously looking like taking a shit.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I’m not even a woman.
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I hate that I like his suit
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
No i didn’t
Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 hours ago
It would be a shame to ruin it.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
It’s their evil origin story
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 21 hours ago
Stevie looks like a melting penis.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
Elon’s, post surgery.
drmoose@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it’s a historical event in it’s own right.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
They should also close their legs. There’s a reason these genetics thrive.
Devial@discuss.online 8 hours ago
Imagine being so sexist that you even blame women for a group men of being cunts.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Imagine not knowing how reproduction works.
Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Yikes
Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 7 hours ago
Are you going for irony? Your misogyny is a big part of what this meme is about.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Plenty of female scumbags out there, look at Kirk’s wife, you think those offspring aren’t going to have some tendencies?
When you’re done growing up and stop calling people misogynists, you’ll see what a great species we are and end up hating everyone. It will happen, unless you’ve had a brain injury.
nectar45@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
That is not…that is not how genetics work! What?
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Oh dear, are you a Lamarckian? My apologies.
Zier@fedia.io 13 hours ago
They are also the reason Men cover their drinks.
You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!MTZ@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 17 hours ago
That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Oh shit, I didn’t even think it was jds, just thought it was wishful thinking.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Wait, are you telling me that wasn’t a shitpost? That couldn’t have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into… Can’t feel too bad for them, they’ll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words…
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
He needs to have a white baby, with a MAGA bombshell blonde, toot sweet. He can’t go running for president of the Nazi party with nothing but half-breed brown kids left over from his hillbilly days.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
who are these people?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
L-R:
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Trump’s closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe
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Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind
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One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency
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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Now that you mention it, aren’t both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??
Guitarfun@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
All I know is that one is a couch fucker. No clue who the other losers are.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
One of the three Stooges, and friends
MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 7 hours ago
Come on women are fine with these guys around. Little girls though…
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 21 hours ago
There’s a whole lot of overcompensation for insecurity pictured here.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
None of these guys are fuckable. To their wives: wtf?
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
And I’m not even a couch