And I’m not even a couch
The reason women cover their drinks
Submitted 3 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 months ago
thewebroach@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“The reason women and some couches covrr their drinks”
FTFY
SystemL@literature.cafe 3 months ago
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 months ago
Steven Miller looks like some movie baddie from the Soviets back in the 80s.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
portifornia@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
And why couch covers exist.
MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Come on women are fine with these guys around. Little girls though…
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don’t even know (or at least I don’t remember) his name.
Like… omg look so close to putin
betanumerus@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn’t wanted that to slip out.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 months ago
Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it ‘all white’.
theparadox@lemmy.world 3 months ago
He is. He’s more or less the USA’s shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump’s right hand man and has the clown president’s trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to non-white people.
InputZero@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler’s right hand man for most of Nazi Germany’s existence. They’re both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
They should also close their legs. There’s a reason these genetics thrive.
Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 3 months ago
Are you going for irony? Your misogyny is a big part of what this meme is about.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Plenty of female scumbags out there, look at Kirk’s wife, you think those offspring aren’t going to have some tendencies?
When you’re done growing up and stop calling people misogynists, you’ll see what a great species we are and end up hating everyone. It will happen, unless you’ve had a brain injury.
nectar45@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
That is not…that is not how genetics work! What?
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Oh dear, are you a Lamarckian? My apologies.
Devial@discuss.online 3 months ago
Imagine being so sexist that you even blame women for a group men of being cunts.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Imagine not knowing how reproduction works.
Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yikes
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I hate that I like his suit
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No i didn’t
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 months ago
It would be a shame to ruin it.
Zier@fedia.io 3 months ago
They are also the reason Men cover their drinks.
You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!MTZ@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Zier@fedia.io 3 months ago
WTF is that boy wearing???
No one is gonna get laid in that outfit unless it's a clown convention.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 months ago
miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 months ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
“We’re cool! We ARE! You aren’t cool, we are, so we say who’s cool, and you aren’t cool. We are. So there.”
“Yeah, sure, you’re real cool, whatever.”
“Well, we are.”
“Mm-hm.”
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
They all even look like pieces of shit.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
While simultaneously looking like taking a shit.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I’m not even a woman.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
We’ve given them enough rope, these apes just have to figure out how to turn it into a noose. They will succeed, eventually. Hopefully, the Dems will understand how to stay out of the way, not stop them, and capitalize on the opportunity. 🤞
Seaguy05@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player’s point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 3 months ago
On the ultimatum note… there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn’t know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I’d see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn’t seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn’t want him hanging out with other girls, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven’t seen him since, it’s been like a decade.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
PeeWee Himmler
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 months ago
With people like these in power I feel like the rest of the world won’t have to suffer America for that much longer, lol.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 3 months ago
who are these people?
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 3 months ago
One of the three Stooges, and friends
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
L-R:
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Trump’s closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe
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Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind
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One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency
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Guitarfun@lemmy.world 3 months ago
All I know is that one is a couch fucker. No clue who the other losers are.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 months ago
One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Now that you mention it, aren’t both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??
gex@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Id, ego, superego
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Larry, Curly, Moe
drmoose@lemmy.world 3 months ago
US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it’s a historical event in it’s own right.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 months ago
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
PeeWee German
ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 3 months ago
That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Wait, are you telling me that wasn’t a shitpost? That couldn’t have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into… Can’t feel too bad for them, they’ll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words…
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
He needs to have a white baby, with a MAGA bombshell blonde, toot sweet. He can’t go running for president of the Nazi party with nothing but half-breed brown kids left over from his hillbilly days.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh shit, I didn’t even think it was jds, just thought it was wishful thinking.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.
Westport_blues@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.
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MTZ@lemmy.world 3 months ago
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