Anti-masturbation DLC
These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?
Submitted 3 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
random_character_a@lemmy.world 58 minutes ago
You really can’t be a proper christian, unless you want to fuck everything in sight and at the same time feel disgusted and ashamed by it.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 19 minutes ago
It can if they currently have an unhealthy habit or addiction to fapping or porn.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
They think attacking the symptoms is attacking the cause…
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 3 hours ago
“Guys I just started buddhism and so far it has just been sitting quietly, and destroying sand mandalas, when does it get to the good stuff like reincarnation? Can I skip the first season and start with 2 or will this have important plot ramifications?”
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 hours ago
"Is there an in-universe way to pay myself forward? It's taking too long and I'm grinding makes me bored out of my mind".
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
“Starting noFap in 1/2 months.”
I already sense some strong dedication here. I once knew a bloke who also did noFap. After one month he woke up in the middle of the night, his penis glowing red and aching so much that he woke him up. He barely touched his penis and then proceeded to create the biggest mess he’d ever seen on the bathroom floor. Ever since then he thought that this can’t be healthy and stopped.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 17 minutes ago
Im my experience I end up with wet dreams well before an erection is going to wake me up.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 26 minutes ago
Yes, “a friend” surely told you this story from his personal life.
kurwa@lemmy.world 23 minutes ago
Some motherfuckers share too much
db2@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
It basically is though, it’s larping.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
Stop insulting us LARPers. What have we ever done to deserve it?
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2 hours ago
LARP WAR!
codemankey@programming.dev 1 hour ago
It’s larping for people without a sense of humour.
Mikina@programming.dev 1 hour ago
That’s actually exactly how the 70s “chaos magick” occultism works. If you get past the cringy name, it was one of the more interesting occultistm movements which actually kind of make sense even to me, as someone who’s not really into esoterism (or rather - I like researching it, but would feel dumb practicing since I’m skeptical)
Their core idea is that all of the other occultist movements and orders are basically all the same - through belief, rituals and symbols you affect your subconscious to manifest change, and it doesn’t matter what “flavor” / dogma / lore you choose to believe in. What matters is that you really truly belive.
So, a wiccan making circles in a forest while invoicing spirits or someone making a pizza pentagram while invoking Garfield is the same,as long as he believes into it.
The only thing that matters is that it works for you, and to find what does and what doesn’t they work with “paradigm shifts”, where you decide that " I"m going to try wicca for a year", and then you delve deep into that practice, trying to trully accept it and go all in, noting your experience and results, to see if it works for you.
After a year, you review your results, and move on to other practice, I.e “I’ll be a christian for a year”, and you really get into it, going to churches, practicing all the daily prayers and rituals, and the like.
It’s my favorite occultism movement, because it’s o me of the few where I can imagine that it actually makes sense and could work for making your life better, if you have grounded expectations of course.
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
- Jesus Christ, 33 CE
toofpic@lemmy.world 40 minutes ago
“He started with Thousand Candle Punch, and then Evoked Gabriel. This was super effective”
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
You don’t need any labels to agree with the fundamental truths and moral teachings of big J. If you have eyes to see and ears to hear (the subvocalization inherent in reading, because we’re around 2000 years too late to hear him preach, lol), the Sermon of the Mount just makes sense, for instance.
Idk what this person is doing besides memeing for our collective amusement, but if they’re for real they need to rethink the way they think before they start any applied philosophical pursuits. 😅
einlander@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Superbook and Flying House are anime about the Bible and Christianity.
AmericanEconomicThinkTank@lemmy.world 1 minute ago
Most folk just want direction. Sometimes all it takes is the right social club to change a lifetime of political direction.