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Stupid recipe
Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
fbr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
1/5. I took the community name and replaced all letters with numbers and it didn’t work.
(Nice community, I’ve subscribed!)
edgesmash@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d recommend someone check it out :)
OK, I’ll be your someone!
moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I can’t stop laughing at these posts 😂 thanks for sharing this community
BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’m glad you’re enjoying the posts! I’ve got a few more saved, they’ll be posted shortly. After that I’ll be on the hunt, and hopefully others can add posts too.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I replaced my entire diet with applesauce and I think I might be shitting myself to death.
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 1 day ago
You'll get pancreas issues first. Exactly what Steve Jobs died from
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 day ago
Jobs was dumber. He started his fruitarian nonsense in response to his extremely treatable pancreatic cancer.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You need to follow it up with an applesauce enema to replace the electrolytes.
Triumph@fedia.io 1 day ago
I did a bump of applesauce, and now I have a sinus infection.
danekrae@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“I followed the instructions exactly except that I took one left turn instead of a right turn. I don’t know why I didn’t arrive at the correct destination as I followed the route exactly.”
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Replaced chocolate with dog shit, don’t know why it tastes so bad
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is like my wife, but with ordering food. Buys a specialty sandwich but removes everything that makes it what it is. Then has the audacity to say it wasnt very good…
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“I’ll have a Krabby Patty with no Bottom Bun, Patty, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Cheese, Tomato, Onion, or Top Bun” and then wonder why you got a pickle salad.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
It is a well-known substitution but you can't say you followed the recipe exactly after doing that.
nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I was making salt dough for my kids school project, and i was wondering why it had the consistency of icing.
I realized i grabbed the powdered sugar container instead of flower.
Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Well, he says it himself: he did not turn out well. Should do better in next life!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ooo i love this stuff
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I was making some ice, but substituted the water for baby oil. Now the ice feels liquid and squishy. Don’t know what I did wrong. Follow the recipe precisely!
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Hi Diddy.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Reminds me of the two times I screwed up some cornbread by mismeasuring the milk. Twice
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour. The cookies were terrible
BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 day ago
Applesauce is a pretty standard substitute for oils when baking. My mom eould always use it when making brownies.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Iusedcocaineinsteadofflourandthecookiesarefuckinggreat
iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
For anyone unaware, applesauce is actually a common oil substitution in baking. This isn’t as crazy as it may seem.
That said, there’s still the issue with the use of “exactly”, however if I remember correctly (and take this with a grain of salt) from my Reddit days, this was an old post and it turned out that the original recipe maker actually suggested the applesauce substitute in the first place.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s also a common egg substitute used in vegan cooking or for people with allergies. Wild, isn’t it?
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Egg is a much harder thing to replace. My son is vegan so my wife is often baking things that are vegan. Chia egg or aquafaba are usually pretty good. She makes a vegan muffin that I honestly prefer to “normal” muffins. Although I’m not 100% sure what she puts in them, I’d bet its applesauce.
Whatever you do, don’t ever have vegan “cheesecake”…. run away… quickly
thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pumpkin puree works pretty well too if your recipe can handle a little squashiness.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Can anyone elucidate me? What’s the purpose of apple sauce/oil in cake? Moisture retention? Texture? Adherence? Taste?
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It serves the same purpose as butter, it’s just more common to use butter in baking, don’t use oil with a taste (olive oil is to be avoided for example) it will ruin the taste of the cake
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I didn’t have salt so I substituted garlic.
NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What he failed to mention is that he used Gerber apple sauce.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
and instead of 1 tbsp … they used 1 cup