It's all relative

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• tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nothing wrong with a tiny crystal meth on top of your cheesecake. Live a little!

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    meth is still healthier than polonium-210! i don’t know about meth on top of a cheescake though

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’d be healthier to leave the cheesecake out of it than have both.

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  • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not for me though, I prefer my cheesecake baked

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a good thing!

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• Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The meth is definitely easier on the waistline though.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve gained easily 10kgs since I stopped doing amphetamine.

    My life quality still sucks, also now I’m fat.

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sending you stimulating vibes in a platonic way.

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• deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m willing to bet you’d be healthier after 10 years of 10mg daily oral methamphetamine than 10 years of 1 slice daily cheesecake.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    10mg meth vs the 10mg of cheesecake. Both smoked in a meth pipe.

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can fit a slice of cheesecake into a healthy caloric budget and macro balance.

    If you’re eating your daily required calories and then adding cheesecake on top of that, you’ll be in caloric surplus and gain weight, but you certainly don’t have to do it that way.

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    • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can also fit 10 mg of oral methamphetamine into a healthy pharmaceutical balance.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The results are quite different from the perspective of body weight and mental health.

    You either become overweight with good mental health

    Or

    You maintain low or under weight gain and have a severe drug addiction that destroys your mental health.

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    • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Taking 10 mg of methamphetamine a day is smaller than an average clinical dosage of Adderall, with a similar risk profile.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Y’all go ahead and become fat unsexy blobs, while I just continue avoiding cheesecake AND crystal meth.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You skinny bitch. It’s people like you who leave their leftovers in the fridge, causing all those kids in Africa to starve according to my personal sources.

    Also, call me.

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  • groet@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Meth is an excellent weight loss food.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And an excellent teeth loss food. So… not great on the sexy front

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But I don’t need to lose weight. Because I eat healthy & exercise as a normal lifestyle.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Borrrriiinnnngggggg.

    You can absolutely indulge in unhealthy foods so long as you also indulge in healthy foods and exercise.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why would I want to eat anything that makes me feel like shit then have to run three marathons to burn it off? Sounds like self-inflicted torture.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hooray! more for us!

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Heehee suitable username for you I guess

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me: reading posts from everyone on the western internet about using mind-altering drugs

  My Brain: “See, soda addiction isn’t that bad, drink some more!”

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• sheridan@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Walter White probably had the chemistry knowledge to make an amazing cheesecake.

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  • Rinn@awful.systems ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    After watching a mad scientist/chemistry youtuber NileRed trying to cook, I think that those skill sets are completely separate and may, in fact, be mutually exclusive to some degree.

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I immediately thought of his chemically formulated chocolate chip cookies.

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Meth flavored cheesecake or cheesecake flavored meth?

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  actually look at the calories. at some point a small amount of meth is equivalent to a large amount of cheesecake, have the meth and save those calories

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A large amount of cheesecake has fewer calories than a small amount of plutonium though…

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I always argue that the cheese cake has psychological benefits

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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now I want cheesecake.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want some meth.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Porque no los dos?

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That just moves the threshold instead of breaking it

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