Submitted 4 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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“Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.”
Y’all go ahead and become fat unsexy blobs, while I just continue avoiding cheesecake AND crystal meth.
hooray! more for us!
Heehee suitable username for you I guess
Borrrriiinnnngggggg.
You can absolutely indulge in unhealthy foods so long as you also indulge in healthy foods and exercise.
Why would I want to eat anything that makes me feel like shit then have to run three marathons to burn it off? Sounds like self-inflicted torture.
Meth is an excellent weight loss food.
But I don’t need to lose weight. Because I eat healthy & exercise as a normal lifestyle.
And an excellent teeth loss food. So… not great on the sexy front
You skinny bitch. It’s people like you who leave their leftovers in the fridge, causing all those kids in Africa to starve according to my personal sources.
Also, call me.
Now I want cheesecake.
I want some meth.
actually look at the calories. at some point a small amount of meth is equivalent to a large amount of cheesecake, have the meth and save those calories
A large amount of cheesecake has fewer calories than a small amount of plutonium though…
That just moves the threshold instead of breaking it
I always argue that the cheese cake has psychological benefits
Porque no los dos?
The meth is definitely easier on the waistline though.
I’ve gained easily 10kgs since I stopped doing amphetamine.
My life quality still sucks, also now I’m fat.
Sending you stimulating vibes in a platonic way.
Nothing wrong with a tiny crystal meth on top of your cheesecake. Live a little!
Not for me though, I prefer my cheesecake baked
meth is still healthier than polonium-210! i don’t know about meth on top of a cheescake though
It’d be healthier to leave the cheesecake out of it than have both.
It’s a good thing!
Walter White probably had the chemistry knowledge to make an amazing cheesecake.
After watching a mad scientist/chemistry youtuber NileRed trying to cook, I think that those skill sets are completely separate and may, in fact, be mutually exclusive to some degree.
I immediately thought of his chemically formulated chocolate chip cookies.
Meth flavored cheesecake or cheesecake flavored meth?
I’m willing to bet you’d be healthier after 10 years of 10mg daily oral methamphetamine than 10 years of 1 slice daily cheesecake.
You can fit a slice of cheesecake into a healthy caloric budget and macro balance.
If you’re eating your daily required calories and then adding cheesecake on top of that, you’ll be in caloric surplus and gain weight, but you certainly don’t have to do it that way.
You can also fit 10 mg of oral methamphetamine into a healthy pharmaceutical balance.
The results are quite different from the perspective of body weight and mental health.
You either become overweight with good mental health
Or
You maintain low or under weight gain and have a severe drug addiction that destroys your mental health.
Taking 10 mg of methamphetamine a day is smaller than an average clinical dosage of Adderall, with a similar risk profile.
10mg meth vs the 10mg of cheesecake. Both smoked in a meth pipe.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Me: reading posts from everyone on the western internet about using mind-altering drugs
My Brain: “See, soda addiction isn’t that bad, drink some more!”