The Confederacy (or whatever)
Submitted 17 hours ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2d2bf8ad-5c17-4961-9b3f-5ddd077c2b57.jpeg
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agent_nycto@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
I want to believe this is fake, but I know people like this exist…
Denjin@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
This is pretty funny, but you can clearly see where the dildo rack has been photoshopped in.
bricklove@midwest.social 7 hours ago
There’s no way this guy could afford that many high quality dildos
guy@piefed.social 1 hour ago
A nicer dildo rack was photoshopped in to cover the trash dildo rack that was there before. The dildos are OG
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The guy also doesn’t have the muscle mass to operate a dildo.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.
nexguy@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
If you take out the rack I think…i think it makes it worse.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 hours ago
What, is the rack covering a lolicon manga collection?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Everyone needs a hobby.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Ahh that’s why he’s still supporting Trump. He likes getting fucked in the ass.
Godort@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
There are at least 4 Bad Dragon toys on that shelf. I’d defend them too. Those fuckers are expensive
Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I was about to say, just from the few BD toys I can identify, that’s an easy $4-600 depending on size.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Are you two spending hours wistfully browsing the BD catalogue?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 16 hours ago
That there is a 4th generation dildo farmer. His pappy’s pappy’s pappy’s pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn’t have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.
It’s hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the combine harvester. But his family prospered that to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildoes up his ass.
MTZ@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
It’s not much, it’s dog honest work?
Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Skinny arms, skinny torso… neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
einlander@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Based on that neck, I’d say his masturbatory habits are predominantly oral.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 16 hours ago
“you jerk with your left hand” wow, so embarassing
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
[deleted]Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)
Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 hours ago
The South Rides Dick Again!
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
The “Superior” Race here folks. Peak humanity.
(/s if not obvious)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 hours ago
What you don’t think he’s peak?
That there is a five-star man.
MTZ@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
When he peaks, all of Philadelphia is going to feel it.
Acidbath@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
something something the dildos IS the southern agression :^]
yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 10 hours ago
fr I find attractive rednecks who likes their prostate to be obliterated
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
What exactly in the hell have I stumbled into here
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
Known fact: Northerners LOVE dildoes.
Zier@fedia.io 15 hours ago
If that's the selection of dildos in the South, we need to wall those people off.
We have superior toys in the North. No wonder southerners are so unhappy all the time with their inferior dildos.bpinyon@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
AI pic 🤣
titanicx@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Looks more like bad gimp
Chais@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Right? He’s not even in his suit!
lemmythrowaway597@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
So glad I wasn’t born there. Keep outing yourself, stalker.
MTZ@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Please take your schizophrenia medication, lol. You are the one who has been following me around from post to post commenting on all of my stuff, lol.
fuckyou257@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
So progressive 👏 keep it classy, Lemmy
lemmythrowaway597@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Cool have fun gaslighting innocent people!
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
I’m not in your walls
fuckyou257@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
So progressive 👏 keep it classy, Lemmy
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
This isn’t even his final form.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 16 hours ago
We don’t like your kind around here (hetero)
CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Chud ♾️.