There are at least 4 Bad Dragon toys on that shelf. I’d defend them too. Those fuckers are expensive
The Confederacy (or whatever)
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Godort@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I was about to say, just from the few BD toys I can identify, that’s an easy $4-600 depending on size.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are you two spending hours wistfully browsing the BD catalogue?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
That there is a 4th generation dildo farmer. His pappy’s pappy’s pappy’s pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn’t have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.
It’s hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the combine harvester. But his family prospered that to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildoes up his ass.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s not much, it’s dog honest work?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
einlander@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
“you jerk with your left hand” wow, so embarassing
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Based on that neck, I’d say his masturbatory habits are predominantly oral.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[deleted]Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
The South Rides Dick Again!
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I want to believe this is fake, but I know people like this exist…
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love the meme butt there is a white line around the top shelf dildo that implies a photo edit.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Ahh that’s why he’s still supporting Trump. He likes getting fucked in the ass.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The “Superior” Race here folks. Peak humanity.
(/s if not obvious)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
What you don’t think he’s peak?
That there is a five-star man.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When he peaks, all of Philadelphia is going to feel it.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Skinny arms, skinny torso… neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Everyone needs a hobby.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Loser with a loser flag.
Acidbath@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
something something the dildos IS the southern agression :^]
Jaysyn@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Those are the arms of a malnourished meth addict.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
So a regular meth addict
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.
Zier@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
If that's the selection of dildos in the South, we need to wall those people off.
We have superior toys in the North. No wonder southerners are so unhappy all the time with their inferior dildos.lemmythrowaway597@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
So glad I wasn’t born there. Keep outing yourself, stalker.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Please take your schizophrenia medication, lol. You are the one who has been following me around from post to post commenting on all of my stuff, lol.
lemmythrowaway597@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Cool have fun gaslighting innocent people!
fuckyou257@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
So progressive 👏 keep it classy, Lemmy
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I’m not in your walls
fuckyou257@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
So progressive 👏 keep it classy, Lemmy
yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
fr I find attractive rednecks who likes their prostate to be obliterated
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What exactly in the hell have I stumbled into here
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This isn’t even his final form.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
We don’t like your kind around here (hetero)
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Known fact: Northerners LOVE dildoes.
bpinyon@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
AI pic 🤣
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Looks more like bad gimp
Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Right? He’s not even in his suit!
Denjin@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
This is pretty funny, but you can clearly see where the dildo rack has been photoshopped in.
bricklove@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
There’s no way this guy could afford that many high quality dildos
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The guy also doesn’t have the muscle mass to operate a dildo.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.
guy@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
A nicer dildo rack was photoshopped in to cover the trash dildo rack that was there before. The dildos are OG
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you take out the rack I think…i think it makes it worse.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
What, is the rack covering a lolicon manga collection?