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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The trick is to time the cocaine and crystal meth ingestion so that they peak at the same time that you orgasm, leading to an 80% * 300% * 1400% = 7460% dopamine increase.

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your permanently burned out synapses will thank you for the vacation.

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They weren’t doing much for me anyway

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  • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I heard the dev didn’t intend for those to stack and it’s nerfed in the next patch.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I heard there’s a flaw in the code meaning they cannot patch the old consumables and have to release a new version instead.

      It’s unclear if the pre-patch consumables will be usable after the patch or if they’ll simply be deleted.

      Imo the best move is to collect and sell to the hoarders. Not worth the risk of losing all that time I’d rather be able to buy the new stuff even if it doesn’t stack

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    if you cum, snort, and puff at the same time, your body goes into recovery mode

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    • naeap@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, after snuffing it takes a few minutes
      You can actually pretty easily time this

      The only thing is: puffed will acted more or less immediately. So you’ll need to be able to smoke while jacking off, which can lead to serious injuries, when you’re already intoxicated

      So, wouldn’t recommend to synchronize it that much ;⁠-⁠)

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Careful, some of us on older hardware have a bug where we overflow and crash the system. My second cousin bricked his system just by stacking the last two.

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  • YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I've been running calculations for the last 10 minutes trying to figure out where tf you got 7460% from lmao

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’m getting 10700%

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah I made a mistake. The proper calculation for an increase by 80%, then 300%, then 1400% should be

      x*(1+0.80)(1+3.00)(1+14.00) =

      x1.84*15 = 108 = 10800%

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How does gain this power?

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Have I been getting really bad coke?

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Having had oodles of bad to mediocre coke in my days and then having 90+% pure (tested myself) I honestly think this graph is misleading, and coke is waaaaay higher.

    The problem is, meth dumps your serotonin and feels good by itself, while coke requires you to be doing something that dumps your sweet brain chems to really feel good-good. I don’t know the science behind it but it’s been explained to me. Doing coke and sitting around watching a show is meh. Doing blow and playing a stimulating video game or doing a project that feels good or talking your partner’s ear off (and they yours in return) about ridiculous shit feels incredible.

    But yeah. If you need to do a couple lines of coke to really feel it, it’s not good. If you’re getting zooted off a couple bumps, that’s the good stuff.

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• biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like a meth-cocaine orgasm is optimal then!

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  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1780% 📈📈📈

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    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This some major profit

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Meth and coke? Good luck with that ejaculation

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  • Matticus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doctors hate this one simple trick

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• Asetru@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So an orgasm will reduce the dopamine level to only 80% of where it’s supposed to be? Like you come and immediately just feel a little weird and disappointed?

  Like, I get it. It’s just nice to see it in writing.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Its that moment when you sober up and see what’s on your screen. Cant alt+f4 fast enough.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No. 80% increase.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The arrow on the y axis implies that there something beyond meth that does even better… 🤔

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The feeling you get when you peel the protective film off the door of a brand new refrigerator

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    • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And then replace it with a black garbage bag because it’s a Samsung fridge

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  • cyrano@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The dragon 🐉 is at the end. That’s why you chase it

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    DMT springs to mind.

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Having done all of these, DMT does not have the same kind of dopamine release. It is, however, the far most interesting of all of these. But definitely not something I’m ready to casually do at a party, unlike a couple bumps of fine Peruvian nasal fuel.

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Heroin? I’ve read about people describing it as even better than an orgasm.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Crystal meth cured my autism

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  • naught@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i take a handful of tylenol with my meth to maintain autistic homeostasis

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• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Percentage of what?

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  • TurboToad@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dopamine release

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