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Las Vegas deploys world’s first Tesla Cybertruck police fleet

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social⁩ to ⁨aboringdystopia@lemmy.world⁩

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  • YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sure the police will notice that crime suddenly only happens when it rains.

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    • muffedtrims@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They probably didn’t spring for the 6k clear coat.

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Does it rain in Vegas though? Sorry, never been there.

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not frequently, but when it does it causes flash flooding frequently, just like other deserts.

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  • als@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How long till their batteries explode?

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    • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends, when’s it supposed to rain?

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  • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine being a cop, doing your best To Serve and Protect impression, only to have your car lock you inside and incinerate you, at a time of its choosing.

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    • planish@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or at a time of the choosing of the one rich dude who has root on all the cars.

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  • reddig33@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hope these were donated.

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    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Donating cybertrucks almost feels like a way to sabotage the police. Almost.

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    • aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They were (I messed up posting and didn’t link to the article which explains this)

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow did US police learn nothing with the Explody Crown Vics? Gonna be hilarious when these guys fall apart during a chase. The “perp” will just need to drive through a puddle.

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    • blackbelt352@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Was the crown vic explody? I know the Pinto was because of how the gas tank was built, and the Crown Vic had a bunch of recalls because it was just stress tested that much by nature of being commonly used by cops and taxi companies but I don’t recall the crown vic having major flaws like that.

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      • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes they suffered the same issue as the Pinto, Explody from rear ending.

        autosafety.org/popular-police-cars-crown-victoria…

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      • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        First time im hearing of it as well. I even had a CVPI for a short time and was impressed with the build quality

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    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not the chase itself. It’s the “defensive” driving maneuvers and the getting bumped by a beater that will get officers cooked in an unopenable tin can.

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  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is straight out of Reno 911

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  • _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t think of a better group to force to suffer using a Tesla than a bunch of pigs.

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  • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess they gotta do something with all that inventory nobody wants to purchase. Keep that stock price up.

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    • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess it’s also an easy way to advertise.

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  • Alloi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    just ride out into the desert, these things get hung up on napkins for fuck sake.

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  • hateisreality@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Waste of taxpayer.funds

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    • invertedspear@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The ten vehicles were fully funded through private donations.

      Those private donations could have done better, but at least it wasn’t tax dollars.

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      • hateisreality@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I still think many tax dollars were used…

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I… presume the warning sirens have been replaced with a clown horn honking sound?

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  • Cyberflunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i hope they explode

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Right in front of Trump tower?! Stop, I can only get so hard. 😩

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      • 5wim@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The tesla that deflagrated at the Trump property at the beginning of 2025

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  • AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

    Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

    Classic idiots supporting other idiots with idiocy. Have fun with that! I would have gone with Mclarens personally, but you do you LV

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    • vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh my god it’s so fucking pathetic to choose cybertrucks I didn’t even think of what else they could have bought.

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hope they all have to drive through large puddles.

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do they glue the handcuffs on the perpetrators?

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  • Zeke@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I'm gonna laugh when they start losing fingers to the doors being slammed on their hands.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So one freak downpour and they will all malfunction.

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  • angband@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    fuck will they lock people in those?

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  • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey dude can you please wait like a half an hour? I gotta charge my car if we’re gonna have a pursuit…

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  • st3ph3n@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not a good look.

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  • kreskin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We already knew cops arent smart or in any way serving for the American people, or informed about laws, this gives them the perfect vehicle to match.

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Know any brave militant activist vandals in your area? Would be great if these cars get fucked the moment they hit the streets.

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    • x00z@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why would you need a vandal for this though? These cars are known to get fucked up by driving off the lot.

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      • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Can’t survive the rain, car washes, or being looked at funny.

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yikes

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