kreskin
@kreskin@lemmy.world
- Comment on ooo.ooo 1 day ago:
He’s going to do great on his physical, clearly.
- Comment on Which Margarita Has More Booze? 1 day ago:
As your lawyer, I have to inform you that " A frozen margarita contains more calories and alcohol than a non-frozen margarita."
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 1 day ago:
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Navigated with a Thomas guide.
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Made your crush a mix tape.
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Returned a milk bottle for a deposit.
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Worn white tube socks with a single stripe near the top.
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Hung out all day at the mall with your friends just walking in circles.
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Checked out books from a public library.
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Ridden in the bed of a pickup (with no seatbelt).
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Shared a family sized ice cream sunday.
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slapped the side of a tv set to fix it.
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Eaten at an all you can eat salad bar.
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Used an abacus.
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Seen someone riding a horse on a public road.
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Played a playground game with a soccer ball called “smear the queer”, or jokingly call your friend a “fag”.
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Ridden in a wood paneled station wagon.
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Used a typewriter.
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Balanced your checkbook.
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Burned your trash.
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mailed someone a letter as a form of communication.
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gotten a busy signal when trying to call someone.
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- Comment on Solid voting advice 1 day ago:
what kind of douche police force writes “pursuit” in giant letters on their car. Bunch of incels.
- Comment on Genius 1 day ago:
Agreed, Mexican food is one of the greatest culinary flavor profiles the world has known so far. This guy looks like he sits around eating mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon. He’s probably just mad that mayo prices went up.
- Comment on Genius 1 day ago:
Fox news with the hard hitting journalism, as usual. And that saggy faced guy looks like he might have a coronary within the hour, someone should get him some help or he might die on tv. For now at least he is still entitled to universal health care via medicare.
Can males have resting bitch face?
That should be the real headline. Also, my toddler gets that look on his face when he is about to dump his food on the floor and cry, without actually knowing why he is crying.He looks like he’d find eating any vegetable “offensive” as well. He might eat a pudding cup.
- Comment on LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’ 2 days ago:
I worked at LNKD through a good part of its rampup. Jeff Weiner made Linkedin what it was. Reid Hoffman was mostly useless and came along for the ride. His “masters of scale” podcast series was a bit of a joke too, he never had anything to do with anything technical or at scale. He is just stealing credit from his betters.
- Comment on Most Americans think AI won’t improve their lives, survey says 3 days ago:
Its just going to help industry provide inferior services and make more profit. Like AI doctors.
- Comment on Self-Driving Teslas Are Fatally Striking Motorcyclists More Than Any Other Brand: New Analysis 6 days ago:
I wonder if a state court judge could mandate its use as unsafe?
- Comment on I'm leaving the US for good, anything I should do before I leave? 1 week ago:
So many graves to piss on, who has that kind of time.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Of all the ways to quantify stupidity you could have chosen… and thats what you went with huh.
- Comment on Be honest and tell us what you see 2 weeks ago:
Ive been staring at it for a while to see if it could possibly be anything else. Got nothing.
- Comment on Multiple Tesla vehicles were set on fire in Las Vegas and Kansas City 2 weeks ago:
I like that the picture doesnt show his belly. Yeah minus the muscles that could be me for sure.
- Comment on Multiple Tesla vehicles were set on fire in Las Vegas and Kansas City 2 weeks ago:
multiple is not enough.
- Comment on Why Lemmy is so superior to Reddit: No Karma, Just Value Content 3 weeks ago:
There can be many reasons reddit sucks, but I’d argue its less mod shenanigans and poor coproate leadership. Spez is a mega douche and Reddit was captured by mods who had agendas and just silenced anyone who disagreed. Or they were paid to do it.
- Comment on TSA now offers you a choice 4 weeks ago:
Any chance? Why, are you thinking we’ve tried everything? or anything at all?
I’ll assume good intent for a minute that your question is an honest one.
Lets start with people having rights in airports. Maybe you miss your plane if you assert those rights but tsa agents with a few days of training should not wield the absolute authority they wield. They are trained little better than rent a cops and their authority should be commensurate with that. They should be accountable for the experience they provide to the public. They should accept feedback, on a curve of course, and the bad TSA personnel should be fired. They need to be accountable for some level of professionalism when interacting with the public.
TSA should be trained in deescalation skills. Police should as well. This absolutist thuggery cops and tsa agents like to leverage should not be permitted in a civilized society, and there should be real avenues for the public to cite abuse. If we are honest with ourselves, there arent even handed ways to cite and act on abuse, and thats a reflection of abject effing failure of law enforcement and tsa’s leadership. Yes, there are bad travelers, but theres bad authority figures as well, and the thoroughly planned lack of oversight shows that pretty amply. Where is the accountability with these little tyrants?
From there lets talk about their budget. Its bloated. They have ai programs for detecting threats that are completely unproven. Their equipment deployments are expensive and poorly managed. They should be given barebones security guard level funding because thats exactly what they are. Lets not pretend these are crime fighting heros. They are overpaid mallcops.
Cargo containers are not thoroughly searched-- we trust senders to be honest about whats in them. TSA’s budget bloat can be redirected to beef up cargo security.
There are redundancies and inadequacies in the current process. Why not have some new process flows for bag scanning? Bag scanning is a chokepoint for people that should be distributed. The airport layout should optimize for this. Its not.
Why has TSA allowed Clear and other companies to sell a nicer version for the rich, that literally closes the walkway to allow their clients to saunter through the queue in a privelaged manner? That should never have been allowed. My time is not theirs to sell. That needs to be ended and the people who approved it fired.
Why am I not allowed to say anything that a TSA agent doesnt like? This is America, and free speech applies even in airports. They have taken this “terrorism” to an absurd degree and they need adult supervision. There should be no such thing as “contempt of TSA agent” that ejects you from your flight. I can consent to security, but I do not consent to mallcops being empowered to cancel my travel on their whim if they are having a bad day and feel bad about their life choices. I dont care if they dont like my tone or a joke of mine. Does it threaten anyone? No.
- Comment on TSA now offers you a choice 5 weeks ago:
Itd be easier for everyone if we instead brought all the people to a central place, some big building or walled camp where they could live and be searched constantly.
- Comment on TSA now offers you a choice 5 weeks ago:
TSA never did work properly. Testers were ablke to get weapons and explosives through tsa 95% of the time. TSA is purely security theater.
- Comment on William Shatner Confirms Talks for Star Trek Return at 93 Years Old 1 month ago:
If they want to bring him back for a few seconds and the instantly eliminate him in some painful way, I’d pay for that. But lets keep the Shatner acting to an absolute minimum, please.
- Comment on nuked from orbit 1 month ago:
Designated Douchebag Dumbass Dingeberry Disappointing Dipshit
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 1 month ago:
imprisoning dissidents will be a big step. That will mean its time to stop posting on reddit and lemmy.
- Comment on Yeah, let's stop with this "don't judge people for their poiltics" bullshit 1 month ago:
So If I am as vehemntly against murderers as they are about murdering, I’m as bad as the murderer?
You’ve nicely summed up centrism.
- Comment on Yeah, let's stop with this "don't judge people for their poiltics" bullshit 1 month ago:
Your calling genocide a “single issue” as if it were equally as important as school vouchers is an unserious approach to politics.
- Comment on The key is to match the 4/10 pain with a 8/10 high 1 month ago:
I had a particularly bad ingrown toenail removed once and my whole body suddenly relaxed. It felt like even my scalp was relaxing. I think chronic pain must be very stressful for your entire body.
- Comment on Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt 2 months ago:
“pulling out all the stops” probably means removing the minorities and anti-fascists from the tesla payroll.
- Comment on Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt 2 months ago:
Its awfully close to a dumpster on wheels. Just needs some flames coming out of it and a bigger ‘tesla’ logo and it’ll be perfect.
- Comment on Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt 2 months ago:
cybertruck is barely even a truck at all. its a truck shaped car for rich assholes to look rugged.
- Comment on Potentially habitable planet TRAPPIST-1b may have a carbon dioxide-rich atmosphere, The innermost Earth-like planet in the famous TRAPPIST-1 system might be capable of supporting a thick atmosphere 3 months ago:
Maybe oceans of beer.