I see a disturbing lack of “building stuff”
Male Fantasies (by Nhim)
Submitted 2 months ago by green_copper@kbin.earth to animemes@ani.social
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Damage@feddit.it 2 months ago
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Building stuff comes after the final stand against all odds.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
Digging the hole might count, you’re building a cave
SGforce@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
- “surviving in a post apocalyptic world”
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 2 months ago
If anyone reading is actually fantasizing about this, I would suggest merely trying to go a week on half the usual amount of food and sleep, and no lotion or lip balm. See how tough you feel then.
pilferjinx@piefed.social 2 months ago
No electricity or running water gets old fast.
railway692@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Me, skipping meals (forgot to eat), already sleeping half the amount you’re supposed to (insomnia), not using lotion or lip balm (they’re in the bathroom somewhere):
I’m about to dominate the end of the world.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Next time you need antibiotics, don’t take them.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Digging a hole with my 10-yo son was the only work he didn’t bitch about last summer.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The children yearn for the mines
Hegar@fedia.io 2 months ago
Ugh last time i helped my father dig a hole it was basically rocks held together with clay. Shovels are a joke, the only thing that works is a stick.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
Man I get like 2 feet tops of clay. Then it’s limestone that lacks any mineral value for miles
Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
You forgot having an entire room dedicated to model trains
wirelesswire@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Replace trains with Gundams and would definitely be one of mine.
Mim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Replace Gundam with Warhammer/similar games minis and you have mine.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Same. Although do they make 1/100 scale model trains? That could be a cool crossover.
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 months ago
…Keep looking. I don’t see “analyze the phase delay of all my 16 pole-mixing LTI filter variations and use regression fitting to compute frequency compensation coefficients for accurate pitch waveguide audio synthesis” on the list yet.
toast@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
I don’t know. Sounds like a hole to me.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No notes. 💯
Zexks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I see no mention of stick. Incomplete
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
One of the reasons dude love wizards is that they all carry really really cool sticks
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 2 months ago
those wands are of an adequate size, i promise. actually nobody really needs a wand that’s too long, that would be unreasonable and maybe even painful.
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What about boobs? Have they become unfashionable nowadays?
green_copper@kbin.earth 2 months ago
Boobs are temporary but Doom is eternal.
Also what would keep you entertained longer: looking on the same pair of boobs or digging a nice big hole?
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Digging holes is definitely on the list.
vga@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
This picture has 4 types
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I understand all except bleeding to death in a snow covered field.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Action movie trope, first that comes to mind is Bladerunner 2049.
troybot@midwest.social 2 months ago
Fargo, The Grey, The Revenant, The Hateful Eight
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 2 months ago
The illustration in the OP is literally traced from a still of BR2049.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Am I weird if mine are different?
- Getting a transgender autistic puppygirl as a GF.
- Defeating fascism (may include the “desperate last odds” part).
- Writing code in a relatively obscure language its creators hoped could replace C and C++.
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Hey, digging a hole goes beyond masculinity! It’s one of the few things that hasn’t changed with my transition, if there’s a hole to be dug, throw me a shovel.
Actually, the more I think on this as someone who wants bottom surgery, I think this compulsion may go even deeper…
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
- Megalomaniacal takeover of the world that ends with you being universally hated or basically being the maid for all humanity so you restart the fantasy because that ending sucks but the building cool shit and dramatic destruction of bad people / systems is fulfilling
- Thinking about living in a world where you can make cool science that won’t immediately be weaponized and instead will have fascinating impacts on society
- Exploring space
rofrex@szmer.info 2 months ago
+1
lena@gregtech.eu 2 months ago
I was about to comment with a bunch of other fantasies but then I remembered I’m not a man
raman_klogius@ani.social 2 months ago
Idk who would go out bleeding in snow but I definitely would go dig holes! 😁
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Pretty sure that middle one isn’t gendered.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fight aganst all odds to find a hole who bleed to dig in it.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Dig a hole in yourself in the middle of a snowy field in a desperate last stand against living.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I hadn’t the slightest inclination to dig until I needed to plant a tree & bought my first shovel: unexpectedly satisfying.
Dogs make more sense now.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait, there’s a good ol’ fashioned hole diggin’?
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
mine is just sitting in a chair with a laptop, coffee, and vape. thats my fanta…oh wait i do that every day.
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just had the stupidest showerthought, fanta the soda was invented by cutting the word fantasy? Or maybe fantastic? I’m probably stupid, I never figured, just thought fanta was like a made up name. Thanks random internet person.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Guess I am not a male. None of these sound like a good time. Unless the hole being dug is my butthole.
MalReynolds@piefed.social 2 months ago
Cis male FWIW (think of myself as an ally to all), nothing here appeals in any way, unless I’m digging a hobbit hole, and I’d rather a treehouse, and even more a solar boat…
Aquila@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Forgot sailing across the ocean on old wooden ship
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh hell no. I toured an authentic recreation of La Niña. It’s so small as to be terrifying. People had to sleep on the deck so the more valuable animals got the hold. Don’t have the cojones to get out of site of land on that toy boat.
NOTE: Doesn’t look as small in those pics as it feels IRL.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a replica of a ship called Duyfken that the Dutch used to sail from Dutchland to Western Australia (a very long way, journey takes like a year) and it’s tiny. I’d throw myself overboard within a week.
njm1314@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not inaccurate…
pir8t0x@ani.social 2 months ago
Only 3 types? Nahh
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
In a war, you will:
See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
Sometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks to used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 months ago
I think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Climate change is ruining your snow for #3 though.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
A big enough war makes its own winter 🍄
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies