Male Fantasies (by Nhim)

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You forgot having an entire room dedicated to model trains

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Fight aganst all odds to find a hole who bleed to dig in it.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Am I weird if mine are different?

  • Getting a transgender autistic puppygirl as a GF.
  • Defeating fascism (may include the “desperate last odds” part).
  • Writing code in a relatively obscure language its creators hoped could replace C and C++.

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• Zexks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I see no mention of stick. Incomplete

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• pir8t0x@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only 3 types? Nahh

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In a war, you will:

  1. Dig a hole (trench)
  2. Have a final stand
  3. Slowly bleed to death

  See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks to used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see a disturbing lack of “building stuff”

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Building stuff comes after the final stand against all odds.

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Digging the hole might count, you’re building a cave

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• vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  This picture has 4 types

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hadn’t the slightest inclination to dig until I needed to plant a tree & bought my first shovel: unexpectedly satisfying.

  Dogs make more sense now.

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• SGforce@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  • “surviving in a post apocalyptic world”

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  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If anyone reading is actually fantasizing about this, I would suggest merely trying to go a week on half the usual amount of food and sleep, and no lotion or lip balm. See how tough you feel then.

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    • pilferjinx@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No electricity or running water gets old fast.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Next time you need antibiotics, don’t take them.

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    • railway692@piefed.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Me, skipping meals (forgot to eat), already sleeping half the amount you’re supposed to (insomnia), not using lotion or lip balm (they’re in the bathroom somewhere):

      I’m about to dominate the end of the world.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Digging a hole with my 10-yo son was the only work he didn’t bitch about last summer.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The children yearn for the mines

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  • Hegar@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ugh last time i helped my father dig a hole it was basically rocks held together with clay. Shovels are a joke, the only thing that works is a stick.

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Man I get like 2 feet tops of clay. Then it’s limestone that lacks any mineral value for miles

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• Protoknuckles@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No notes. 💯

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• xxce2AAb@feddit.dk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  …Keep looking. I don’t see “analyze the phase delay of all my 16 pole-mixing LTI filter variations and use regression fitting to compute frequency compensation coefficients for accurate pitch waveguide audio synthesis” on the list yet.

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  • toast@retrolemmy.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t know. Sounds like a hole to me.

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• you_are_dust@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I understand all except bleeding to death in a snow covered field.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Action movie trope, first that comes to mind is Bladerunner 2049.

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    • troybot@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fargo, The Grey, The Revenant, The Hateful Eight

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• raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Idk who would go out bleeding in snow but I definitely would go dig holes! 😁🪏

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• AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  • Megalomaniacal takeover of the world that ends with you being universally hated or basically being the maid for all humanity so you restart the fantasy because that ending sucks but the building cool shit and dramatic destruction of bad people / systems is fulfilling
  • Thinking about living in a world where you can make cool science that won’t immediately be weaponized and instead will have fascinating impacts on society
  • Exploring space

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  • rofrex@szmer.info ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    +1

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• Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey, digging a hole goes beyond masculinity! It’s one of the few things that hasn’t changed with my transition, if there’s a hole to be dug, throw me a shovel.

  Actually, the more I think on this as someone who wants bottom surgery, I think this compulsion may go even deeper…

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• lena@gregtech.eu ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was about to comment with a bunch of other fantasies but then I remembered I’m not a man

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What about boobs? Have they become unfashionable nowadays?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guess I am not a male. None of these sound like a good time. Unless the hole being dug is my butthole.

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  • MalReynolds@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cis male FWIW (think of myself as an ally to all), nothing here appeals in any way, unless I’m digging a hobbit hole, and I’d rather a treehouse, and even more a solar boat…

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait, there’s a good ol’ fashioned hole diggin’?

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• Aquila@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Forgot sailing across the ocean on old wooden ship

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh hell no. I toured an authentic recreation of La Niña. It’s so small as to be terrifying. People had to sleep on the deck so the more valuable animals got the hold. Don’t have the cojones to get out of site of land on that toy boat.

    NOTE: Doesn’t look as small in those pics as it feels IRL.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s a replica of a ship called Duyfken that the Dutch used to sail from Dutchland to Western Australia (a very long way, journey takes like a year) and it’s tiny. I’d throw myself overboard within a week.

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