Fuck you, I’m not predicatable, I’m reliable.
You're so predictable
Submitted 5 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 months ago
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’m feeling lucky, might buy a lottery ticket later.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 months ago
I didn’t go back and look. I committed to not looking at it when you started bitching at me about it.
gerryflap@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Got me there
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
hah! you owe me that sum of money i didnt read, as i didn’t go back to check for the letter, therefore achieving a different result from your bet.
your hubris was your downfall
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Are hyperbole a joke to you?
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Now listen here you little shit
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 5 months ago
You got me
utopiah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This kind of posts typically hint at how manipulable we all are… and it’s true, but what they omit is the cost.
Readying a random meme and getting “pwned” by it typically gets you a good laugh. Sharing your bank details over the phone does not. So… what this kind of stuff does rather show how rational most of us are, namely we don’t mind getting played if we have fun doing it.
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 months ago
Great, now I want to re-watch Lost
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 months ago
No you don’t.
Part4@infosec.pub 5 months ago
[deleted]SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
why do i need to go down the stairs to leave the house when I’m already on the first floor? And what is ground floor? Image
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I bet you’re from the kind of place that has the head of state and head of government be the same person. I mean, I am too, but I bet you also are.
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Truly, its not all that funny because its like, yeah, Im reading a meme. Of course I dont pay attention to the details. This isn’t a large itemized bill
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My coat does not require keys, so no
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
And yet you don’t even know how many steps your stairs had!
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Joke’s on you I have known the amount of stairs in our house since forever. It’s 16 to the second floor and 5 into the cellar. I also realised that 16 is a really common number of steps for ascending 1 floor in residential housing.
howrar@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Jokes on you, my toddler makes me count the steps each time we go up and down.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 5 months ago
I skipped at it, but I didn’t go back to read it or reread it. Ha!
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
I read it the first time, didn’t see a letter, then second guessed myself because it said there was a letter lmao
Jason_Ph03nix@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
halvar@lemy.lol 5 months ago
angry upvote
Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Jokes on you, I didn’t do either…I counted out the places to figure out how big it was then got bored and quit
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
FUCK YOU BUDDY!
i didnt say your wrong
Ive been played for a fool!
: P
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
HA! I got you!
I didn’t go back, I just believed you!Take that stranger! can’t fool me!
mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Team apathy! 🙌
ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s predictable because that’s how our brains work- we need context to understand such large numbers, so until you have the context, you skip parsing it.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 5 months ago
Yeah im not a parsnip.
this@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Jokes on you, I was too lazy to go back and look.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is it bad I didn’t go back to look for the letter and just believed OOP?
capuccino@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
Like a letter in a number would be weird? Alge, bruh.
Xenny@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve been duped by a variation of this so many times I just keep reading through these with looking back out of spite.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 months ago
When I saw there was no letter, I knew what I was about to read. Also, I bet there’s already other comments conveying this.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I won the bet. Please send me the money at your earliest convenience.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Jokes on you, I read the number and still went back to look for the letter.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I did a cursory glance at the groups to see that it was 428 rnillion, so I think that’s enough.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why did you write rnillion and not million?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 months ago
1 rnillion = 10 million. Read the number.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Because million would be incorrect.
Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 5 months ago
trick is on you, i read the entire four billion eight hundred fifteen million one hundred sixty two thousand three hundred forty two dollars. i expect that money wired to my account by the end of the year in USD currency.