The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
Share your poops!
Submitted 1 day ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 1 day ago
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 day ago
The obvious reason is they’ve had enough of your shit.
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 18 hours ago
Do not shit in the air like a god
Are there any other ways?
boletus@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Maybe drop the embed…
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
I remember ratemypoo.com being open in like half the monitors in my high school computer drafting class
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.
Butt whatever goes up, must come down…
frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social 23 hours ago
Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.
What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped
jqubed@lemmy.world 1 day ago
We used to keep diaries like civilized people.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
and call our families midst particularly draining ones
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 18 hours ago
Papa does. He promised me I’d inherit them along with grandpa’s old log books.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Aye but how much did you need to spend on billboards to share that information with the world?
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 day ago
You mean writing on paper? Like cave people?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
Satire is dead this was 10 years ago…
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Question: Can you share your poop’s journey over international waters?
notarobot@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
Playing the game “the binding of Isaac” in coop frequently makes you say things like that. Like “wait, no. Let me get cancer. You got the cat’s dead body last” or “hold on, I want to break all the poop before we leave”
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 hours ago
Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
What problem does this app solve?
ickplant@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I think it’s useful for people with Crohn’s and IBS so that they can track their BMs for health reasons.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
Dasus@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I’d love one.
Not for social media, but in general .
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Now with SmartPipe integration
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that’s one of the best ones for sure.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This one was a bit ahead of its time, if it debuted 3-4 years ago or later i think it would have gotten even more attention and views.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
SmartPipeSmartPoopFTFY
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
Reclaim your anus
Oh god
Etterra@discuss.online 15 hours ago
Monkeys have achieved the impossible.
chocrates@piefed.world 1 day ago
I'm a fuckin weirdo I'd love to send my shit stats to my friends
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
chocrates@piefed.world 22 hours ago
Thanks! I'm a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 day ago
3 am. Bristol stool scale type 5 with a little belly ache after having a bad dream.
tauonite@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mood
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Shitter
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.
It always felt like it belonged there
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
…more fruit?
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
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