The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
Share your poops!
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 1 month ago
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
The obvious reason is they’ve had enough of your shit.
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
boletus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Maybe drop the embed…
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Do not shit in the air like a god
Are there any other ways?
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Super Doodie!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I remember ratemypoo.com being open in like half the monitors in my high school computer drafting class
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Same, that shit was hilarious (pun intended).
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.
Butt whatever goes up, must come down…
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.
What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped
jqubed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We used to keep diaries like civilized people.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Papa does. He promised me I’d inherit them along with grandpa’s old log books.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Aye but how much did you need to spend on billboards to share that information with the world?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
and call our families midst particularly draining ones
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 month ago
You mean writing on paper? Like cave people?
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Question: Can you share your poop’s journey over international waters?
notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Playing the game “the binding of Isaac” in coop frequently makes you say things like that. Like “wait, no. Let me get cancer. You got the cat’s dead body last” or “hold on, I want to break all the poop before we leave”
frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social 1 month ago
Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now with SmartPipe integration
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that’s one of the best ones for sure.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This one was a bit ahead of its time, if it debuted 3-4 years ago or later i think it would have gotten even more attention and views.
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SmartPipeSmartPoopFTFY
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Reclaim your anus
Oh god
chocrates@piefed.world 1 month ago
I'm a fuckin weirdo I'd love to send my shit stats to my friends
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
chocrates@piefed.world 1 month ago
Thanks! I'm a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 month ago
3 am. Bristol stool scale type 5 with a little belly ache after having a bad dream.
tauonite@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mood
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Shitter
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What problem does this app solve?
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think it’s useful for people with Crohn’s and IBS so that they can track their BMs for health reasons.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s the hot new social media site, Shitter.
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Satire is dead this was 10 years ago…
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!
bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d love one.
Not for social media, but in general .
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
Monkeys have achieved the impossible.
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.
It always felt like it belonged there
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
…more fruit?
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I want to personally share my poops with some unwilling participant billionaires if possible. I’m not actively pursuing this wish, but if it happened, yeah, why not?
blargle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Gotta find something to use that poop cam on your smart toilet for, I guess
klobuerschtler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What a literal shit show
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
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