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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The obvious reason is they’ve had enough of your shit.

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  • TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?

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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do not shit in the air like a god

      Are there any other ways?

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    • boletus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe drop the embed…

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      • TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I remember ratemypoo.com being open in like half the monitors in my high school computer drafting class

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.

      Butt whatever goes up, must come down…

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  • frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂

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  • ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.

    What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped

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    • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We used to keep diaries like civilized people.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        and call our families midst particularly draining ones

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      • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Papa does. He promised me I’d inherit them along with grandpa’s old log books.

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      • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Aye but how much did you need to spend on billboards to share that information with the world?

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      • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You mean writing on paper? Like cave people?

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”

    “Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”

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  • e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Satire is dead this was 10 years ago…

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Question: Can you share your poop’s journey over international waters?

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    • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Playing the game “the binding of Isaac” in coop frequently makes you say things like that. Like “wait, no. Let me get cancer. You got the cat’s dead body last” or “hold on, I want to break all the poop before we leave”

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What problem does this app solve?

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think it’s useful for people with Crohn’s and IBS so that they can track their BMs for health reasons.

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      • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        These people have…followers?

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  • bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d love one.

    Not for social media, but in general .

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now with SmartPipe integration

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    • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that’s one of the best ones for sure.

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      • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        This one was a bit ahead of its time, if it debuted 3-4 years ago or later i think it would have gotten even more attention and views.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      SmartPipe SmartPoop

      FTFY

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    • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Reclaim your anus

      Oh god

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Monkeys have achieved the impossible.

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  • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I'm a fuckin weirdo I'd love to send my shit stats to my friends

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.

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      • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Thanks! I'm a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    3 am. Bristol stool scale type 5 with a little belly ache after having a bad dream.

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    • tauonite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mood

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shitter

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  • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.

    It always felt like it belonged there

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    …more fruit?

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