BlueLineBae

@BlueLineBae@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We bid 10k under asking price because the owner ripped the place up and it needed tons of work. They said they would not accept any offers under asking. We thought about it and decided the house was in the perfect location and made the offer at asking price. They also were not happy about that because this was in 2021 and everything was selling for a ton over asking price. Thing is, those houses you could move into with minimal changes. This house needed abatement and a gutted bathroom and kitchen. We were the only offer and they begrudgingly accepted and tried every which way to nickel and dime us before closing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here. I only eat beef a few times a year as a treat both for health and environmental reasons. But coffee and chocolate so high up the list is more of a killer for me. I definitely enjoy a couple cups per day as well as at least one bite of dark chocolate. Probably should cut back now that I can’t claim ignorance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨literature⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. Some kids need extra motivation to get them to practice reading so it really shouldn’t matter how dumb the subject matter seems. Whatever gets them to open a book and practice is good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But I am mighty!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US it’s cheap but unregulated and full of shit that’s terrible for you. Or you can pay an arm and a leg for stuff that’s better but still not up to the standards of most other countries. I learned this by getting a chemical burn in my eye from sunscreen… meant for my face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's got electrolytes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My inlaws took in a Russian family a few years back. It was quite the culture shock for them to get a giant jar of pickled tomatoes and drink hole glasses of the brine. I like pickles and all, but that’s just too much 😆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no sources for this so take with a grain of salt… But I’ve heard that Tesla turns off self driving just before an accident so they can say it was the drivers fault. Now in this case, it would on while it drove on the tracks which I would think would prove it’s Tesla’s faulty self driving plus human error for not correcting it. Either way it would prove partly Tesla’s fault if it was on at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a sandwich is defined as any food item between two pieces of bread, then a layer cake is a type of sandwich.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ice cream sandwiches are just ice cream between 2 dense cake layers. So by this definition, you’d be correct!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit will help advertisers turn ‘positive’ posts into ads⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep that’s the one! Thanks for the Lemmy reference!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit will help advertisers turn ‘positive’ posts into ads⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how far you can push this? Like there was a whole subreddit (can’t remember the name) that was dedicated to news that seems positive on the surface but is actually fucked up when you take 2 seconds to think. Could you just get chatgpt to come up with a way to positively frame the worst shit specifically to bait adds next to it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This fell off my car, can I just rip it off and not care?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Generally it’s fine to remove those but I would consider having it put back on if you live anywhere that gets snow. Reason being is that this plate protects undercarriage parts from excessive corrosion as a result of salt on the roads. So your car isn’t going to break down if you remove it, but if you plan to keep the car long-term, it can extend the life of those parts. As someone who works on my own car and has also had several 15+ year old vehicles, I can attest that this plate does indeed reduce corrosion in those areas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨burburbur⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb JOHN MADDEN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walkies?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I say this, my dog always does a double take. Like his head shoots straight up and he looks around excited, but he doesn’t freak out until I say it again and confirm that we are, in fact, going for a walk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “hot dog sauce…”

  Heinz ketchup once tried to rebrand their ketchup as “hot dog sauce” to trick the good people of Chicago into accidentally tainting their hotdogs with ketchup. We remain strong and stubborn as ever, but that was a close one. Sometimes I feel like the people of Chicago would be more open to adding licorice sauce to their hotdogs than ketchup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real questions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Your butthole doesn’t look like an event horizon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When old people tell you about "the good old days" and how great things used to be⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just dial down the middle! C-A-L-L-A-T-T

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I recently went off my medication, I would have random days where I was incredibly depressed as my body was trying to return to normal. The first day we moved into our house I started crying because I missed my dog who was staying with my parents temporarily. Without saying anything, my husband ran to the store and got me a pint of Jenny’s darkest Chocolate ice cream. And we ate the whole pint together. No judgement, just love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fast boi⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Where we all goin?” - Dog probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My husband works at an architecture firm. They exclusively use #2 in 3 different colors. My husband has gotten in the habit of putting a few in his pocket during the day while he works and emptying his pockets when he gets home. We have WAY TOO MANY PENS!!! I’ve been bagging them up and giving them away!! They are nice pens tho… very good for drafting/drawing/etc. I just don’t need 300 of them. Beware that the blue ones tend to explode the most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollow Knight: Silksong updated Steam page with 2025 copyrights and cloud gaming jnfo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean it this time Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when your face is everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think lucky charms does, but you can buy off brand marshmallows online. I think I found a 2lb bag of them on Amazon once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when your face is everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'Lady⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to grab your Cheetos… In a cup!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I finish a delicious bowl of Malt-O-Meal® cereal [Day 89]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I just ate a bowl yesterday. It’s one of those nostalgic foods for me that I just want sometimes. Especially good when you’re sick or on a cold morning to warm you up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kryptonite⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to subscribe to uranium facts please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans witnessing an ongoing klepto-fascist takeover of their federal government [Day 68]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I got my test results back, it’s definitely fascism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I think it’s important to stoop to their level and start spreading childish rumors about them.

  ✔️ Not inciting violence

  ✔️ Not illegal

  ✔️ Not significant enough for them to claim defamation

  ✔️ Makes them far too angry for how petty it is on account of their extremely low emotional intelligence

  For example: JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

  Another example: JD Vance says he’s sorry after cumming pass it on

  Just one more for good measure: JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instagram, Facebook Under Fire for Censoring Posts From Abortion Pill Providers.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reposting my comment from another thread:

  For anyone that needs this information, you can (currently) order abortion medicine (mifepristone and misoprostol) online in any state. I did it a few days ago and it was stupid easy to do. I’m not pregnant, but I wanted to order some as a just-in-case for myself or others.

  The Plan C website has a great list of websites you can order from if you’re not pregnant. It costs about $150 and some offer financial assistance if you need it. But please do it NOW while you still can.

  I ordered one from Aid access and one from safe choice. Both asked a few questions that didn’t ask for personal information or ID. They mostly just need an email, address to send it, and a credit/debit card to pay.

  Good luck out there everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks mom, I don't want any⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually don’t think this would be bad. Growing up, my mom used to make tuna casserole and it was one of my favorite casseroles. Looking at the recipe, this is mostly the same, except you sub noodles for waffles. What’s one carb for another? I could do without the olives though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roses are red in North Carolina.....⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want a picture of a got dang hotdog!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I benchmarked 6 different metal USB sticks⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My husband has had a metal USB stick that is shaped like a key and is very thin specifically for this purpose. I don’t know the brand as it’s not printed on it, but it’s lasted him a long time and I would assume it to win this contest by a landslide. Excellent analysis, very interesting!