BlueLineBae

@BlueLineBae@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This fell off my car, can I just rip it off and not care?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Generally it’s fine to remove those but I would consider having it put back on if you live anywhere that gets snow. Reason being is that this plate protects undercarriage parts from excessive corrosion as a result of salt on the roads. So your car isn’t going to break down if you remove it, but if you plan to keep the car long-term, it can extend the life of those parts. As someone who works on my own car and has also had several 15+ year old vehicles, I can attest that this plate does indeed reduce corrosion in those areas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨burburbur⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb JOHN MADDEN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walkies?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I say this, my dog always does a double take. Like his head shoots straight up and he looks around excited, but he doesn’t freak out until I say it again and confirm that we are, in fact, going for a walk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “hot dog sauce…”

  Heinz ketchup once tried to rebrand their ketchup as “hot dog sauce” to trick the good people of Chicago into accidentally tainting their hotdogs with ketchup. We remain strong and stubborn as ever, but that was a close one. Sometimes I feel like the people of Chicago would be more open to adding licorice sauce to their hotdogs than ketchup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Your butthole doesn’t look like an event horizon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When old people tell you about "the good old days" and how great things used to be⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just dial down the middle! C-A-L-L-A-T-T

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I recently went off my medication, I would have random days where I was incredibly depressed as my body was trying to return to normal. The first day we moved into our house I started crying because I missed my dog who was staying with my parents temporarily. Without saying anything, my husband ran to the store and got me a pint of Jenny’s darkest Chocolate ice cream. And we ate the whole pint together. No judgement, just love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fast boi⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Where we all goin?” - Dog probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My husband works at an architecture firm. They exclusively use #2 in 3 different colors. My husband has gotten in the habit of putting a few in his pocket during the day while he works and emptying his pockets when he gets home. We have WAY TOO MANY PENS!!! I’ve been bagging them up and giving them away!! They are nice pens tho… very good for drafting/drawing/etc. I just don’t need 300 of them. Beware that the blue ones tend to explode the most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollow Knight: Silksong updated Steam page with 2025 copyrights and cloud gaming jnfo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean it this time Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when your face is everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think lucky charms does, but you can buy off brand marshmallows online. I think I found a 2lb bag of them on Amazon once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when your face is everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'Lady⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to grab your Cheetos… In a cup!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I finish a delicious bowl of Malt-O-Meal® cereal [Day 89]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I just ate a bowl yesterday. It’s one of those nostalgic foods for me that I just want sometimes. Especially good when you’re sick or on a cold morning to warm you up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kryptonite⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to subscribe to uranium facts please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans witnessing an ongoing klepto-fascist takeover of their federal government [Day 68]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I got my test results back, it’s definitely fascism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I think it’s important to stoop to their level and start spreading childish rumors about them.

  ✔️ Not inciting violence

  ✔️ Not illegal

  ✔️ Not significant enough for them to claim defamation

  ✔️ Makes them far too angry for how petty it is on account of their extremely low emotional intelligence

  For example: JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

  Another example: JD Vance says he’s sorry after cumming pass it on

  Just one more for good measure: JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instagram, Facebook Under Fire for Censoring Posts From Abortion Pill Providers.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reposting my comment from another thread:

  For anyone that needs this information, you can (currently) order abortion medicine (mifepristone and misoprostol) online in any state. I did it a few days ago and it was stupid easy to do. I’m not pregnant, but I wanted to order some as a just-in-case for myself or others.

  The Plan C website has a great list of websites you can order from if you’re not pregnant. It costs about $150 and some offer financial assistance if you need it. But please do it NOW while you still can.

  I ordered one from Aid access and one from safe choice. Both asked a few questions that didn’t ask for personal information or ID. They mostly just need an email, address to send it, and a credit/debit card to pay.

  Good luck out there everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks mom, I don't want any⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually don’t think this would be bad. Growing up, my mom used to make tuna casserole and it was one of my favorite casseroles. Looking at the recipe, this is mostly the same, except you sub noodles for waffles. What’s one carb for another? I could do without the olives though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roses are red in North Carolina.....⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want a picture of a got dang hotdog!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I benchmarked 6 different metal USB sticks⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My husband has had a metal USB stick that is shaped like a key and is very thin specifically for this purpose. I don’t know the brand as it’s not printed on it, but it’s lasted him a long time and I would assume it to win this contest by a landslide. Excellent analysis, very interesting!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only clean cars are target⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget that eggs also come out the hole!! If you’ve ever seen fresh farm eggs before, you have to wash them before you use them because they’re covered in piss and shit. Yum!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can’t forget terrormisu 🤌🏼⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s an excellent episode of the Sopranos where they end up going to Italy. And even though their whole personality is “Italian” they find that they have nothing in common with actual Italians. That show is a masterpiece.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If reality worked the way hiring managers and job interviews thought it did companies would have to fire everyone when they purchased new software since no one would have any experience using it.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The first job I had was for a dinky little 15 person company. Obviously they didn’t have loads of money and the way most corporate software contracts work is it’s a lot cheaper for a period, like 1-2 years, and then the price increases. So they would jump ship before the price increase and use another product after that. So I ended up learning loads of different digital marketing platforms. I list them on my resume when I can, otherwise I just list the big ones and put something like “various digital marketing platforms”. But thanks to all the magical algorithms that pick out what they need from all the entries, you pretty much have to have the exact platform they want on your resume in order for the bot to be satisfied. Some things I would understand, like if someone didn’t know how to use key software for their field. But all the other stuff that gets tossed around should be considered “trainable” and not part of application requirements. Yet here we are…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are 'micro-apartments' converted from offices the answer to the housing crisis?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  While I’m not fully on board with this idea, I do think it could help some people out. When I got my first job out of college, I definitely couldn’t afford to live anywhere aside from my parents house. All my friends were in the same boat and even with our meager salaries together, we could not afford to get an apparent together. It took us 3-4 years out of college to have the salary to be able to come together and get an apartment. But what if you moved to a new place and don’t have friends to share with? What if you just… Don’t have friends or have some reason you can’t live with others? This is a great solution for that. My brother was in a situation recently where he felt stuck in a relationship with his batshit crazy girlfriend because he couldn’t afford to be on his own and would have to move in with our parents if they broke up. It eventually worked out and he has an apartment all his own, but I feel he could have removed himself from that relationship sooner if there was a cheap option like this for him to use temporarily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that United has significantly escalated their war against basic economy passengers⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My choices are AT&T and Comcast. Both are shitty and treat you equally shitty, but Comcast actually works most of the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that United has significantly escalated their war against basic economy passengers⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to fly united quite a bit and it used to be pretty good. But these days my options for flying for work are united, delta, and southwest and I usually choose delta because they don’t charge you for shit and you can have both an overhead carry on and a small bag plus free internet on the plane. In the end they’re all shit, but I’m going to pick the lesser of the shits each time. Same reason I have Comcast internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get good.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We had a dog once that was super smart and would learn what different words meant very rapidly. I’d say with most dogs I’ve had, you can go most of their life and they’ll maybe learn 2-3 different words for “dinner” and you can use other words if you’re trying not to excite them too much. But this dog I swear near the end of her life we would have to say ridiculous things around her like “Did you put the K9 cereal in the receptacle?” because she had learned just about every other basic way to say “did you feed the dog?”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not allowed to work from home⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always refused to put work apps on my personal phone because they would make you agree to some bullshit where they could remote access your phone or potentially wipe it. So I would refuse and say they needed to provide a company phone for me if it was that important. Most companies are either ok with this or provide a phone, except for one company. This was a software company, and literally everything else about this company was a unicorn of a job. But for some reason they wanted me to have slack on my phone and also wouldn’t give me a company phone. So I dug up an old phone, reset it to factory settings, and added slack to that so I could say I did it. Then I put the phone away and they never asked about it again. So I really don’t know what the point of that was 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget we wear them also…