BlueLineBae

@BlueLineBae@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's what's for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not always that there’s too much butter. Sometimes it’s because the butter had a higher fat content or because the dough wasn’t chilled enough before baking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toothpaste⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It must be my superior flossing technique

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess I'll just die⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it depends on the students, but based on the ones I’ve met, this couldn’t be farther from the truth. My family took a trip rafting in the Grand Canyon for 6 days in 130 degree heat. It was highly taxing on the body and you needed to be very in tune with your body during the trip to assure you didn’t get heat sickness. There were 2 people on the raft with my family serving as tour guides and experts. One was an older and very seasoned expert who knew the canyon and its history like it was their very soul. The other was a young geology student who was training to do the same. During this trip, all of us experienced the same physical challenges, but our guides were also tasked with keeping us safe and informed, setting up camp, and navigating any additional challenges that the rest of us wouldn’t be knowledgeable in. Oh and steering the fucking raft through some extremely dangerous areas that even seasoned rafters fuck up sometimes. It was a wild trip, but I’ve got a lot of props for the geologist and student that served as our guides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly Lossless Music⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a former singer I used to bring my sheet binder with me to do exactly this. Id memorize lyrics, work on pronunciation, rhythm, cues, etc. there’s a lot you can do to silently work on a piece of music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks I'd rather my beer stay analogue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just started watching the new King of the Hill season and I gotta say it’s pretty good! Hank’s already got great lines like “I shouldn’t need to call tech support to make a burger.” Which is sort of how I feel about this ad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep dish thought⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They won’t let you order sloppy steaks. But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft suddenly kills its movies and TV store on Xbox and Windows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s dozens of us! DOZENS!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We bid 10k under asking price because the owner ripped the place up and it needed tons of work. They said they would not accept any offers under asking. We thought about it and decided the house was in the perfect location and made the offer at asking price. They also were not happy about that because this was in 2021 and everything was selling for a ton over asking price. Thing is, those houses you could move into with minimal changes. This house needed abatement and a gutted bathroom and kitchen. We were the only offer and they begrudgingly accepted and tried every which way to nickel and dime us before closing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here. I only eat beef a few times a year as a treat both for health and environmental reasons. But coffee and chocolate so high up the list is more of a killer for me. I definitely enjoy a couple cups per day as well as at least one bite of dark chocolate. Probably should cut back now that I can’t claim ignorance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨literature⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. Some kids need extra motivation to get them to practice reading so it really shouldn’t matter how dumb the subject matter seems. Whatever gets them to open a book and practice is good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But I am mighty!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US it’s cheap but unregulated and full of shit that’s terrible for you. Or you can pay an arm and a leg for stuff that’s better but still not up to the standards of most other countries. I learned this by getting a chemical burn in my eye from sunscreen… meant for my face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's got electrolytes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My inlaws took in a Russian family a few years back. It was quite the culture shock for them to get a giant jar of pickled tomatoes and drink hole glasses of the brine. I like pickles and all, but that’s just too much 😆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla In 'Self-Drive Mode' Hit By Train After Turning Onto Train Tracks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no sources for this so take with a grain of salt… But I’ve heard that Tesla turns off self driving just before an accident so they can say it was the drivers fault. Now in this case, it would on while it drove on the tracks which I would think would prove it’s Tesla’s faulty self driving plus human error for not correcting it. Either way it would prove partly Tesla’s fault if it was on at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a sandwich is defined as any food item between two pieces of bread, then a layer cake is a type of sandwich.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ice cream sandwiches are just ice cream between 2 dense cake layers. So by this definition, you’d be correct!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit will help advertisers turn ‘positive’ posts into ads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep that’s the one! Thanks for the Lemmy reference!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit will help advertisers turn ‘positive’ posts into ads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder how far you can push this? Like there was a whole subreddit (can’t remember the name) that was dedicated to news that seems positive on the surface but is actually fucked up when you take 2 seconds to think. Could you just get chatgpt to come up with a way to positively frame the worst shit specifically to bait adds next to it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This fell off my car, can I just rip it off and not care?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Generally it’s fine to remove those but I would consider having it put back on if you live anywhere that gets snow. Reason being is that this plate protects undercarriage parts from excessive corrosion as a result of salt on the roads. So your car isn’t going to break down if you remove it, but if you plan to keep the car long-term, it can extend the life of those parts. As someone who works on my own car and has also had several 15+ year old vehicles, I can attest that this plate does indeed reduce corrosion in those areas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨burburbur⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb JOHN MADDEN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walkies?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I say this, my dog always does a double take. Like his head shoots straight up and he looks around excited, but he doesn’t freak out until I say it again and confirm that we are, in fact, going for a walk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “hot dog sauce…”

  Heinz ketchup once tried to rebrand their ketchup as “hot dog sauce” to trick the good people of Chicago into accidentally tainting their hotdogs with ketchup. We remain strong and stubborn as ever, but that was a close one. Sometimes I feel like the people of Chicago would be more open to adding licorice sauce to their hotdogs than ketchup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real questions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Your butthole doesn’t look like an event horizon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When old people tell you about "the good old days" and how great things used to be⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just dial down the middle! C-A-L-L-A-T-T

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I recently went off my medication, I would have random days where I was incredibly depressed as my body was trying to return to normal. The first day we moved into our house I started crying because I missed my dog who was staying with my parents temporarily. Without saying anything, my husband ran to the store and got me a pint of Jenny’s darkest Chocolate ice cream. And we ate the whole pint together. No judgement, just love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fast boi⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Where we all goin?” - Dog probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My husband works at an architecture firm. They exclusively use #2 in 3 different colors. My husband has gotten in the habit of putting a few in his pocket during the day while he works and emptying his pockets when he gets home. We have WAY TOO MANY PENS!!! I’ve been bagging them up and giving them away!! They are nice pens tho… very good for drafting/drawing/etc. I just don’t need 300 of them. Beware that the blue ones tend to explode the most.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollow Knight: Silksong updated Steam page with 2025 copyrights and cloud gaming jnfo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean it this time Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when your face is everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think lucky charms does, but you can buy off brand marshmallows online. I think I found a 2lb bag of them on Amazon once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when your face is everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'Lady⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget to grab your Cheetos… In a cup!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When I finish a delicious bowl of Malt-O-Meal® cereal [Day 89]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol I just ate a bowl yesterday. It’s one of those nostalgic foods for me that I just want sometimes. Especially good when you’re sick or on a cold morning to warm you up.