Me on antidepressiva.
Sorry, guys, it's just not happening
Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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genuineparts@infosec.pub 1 day ago
j4k3@piefed.world 1 day ago
Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)
BanMe@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
So I’m getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member’s sister apparently makes the best “cream pies” ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can’t sell them without a food handling license, so we’d have to give them away.
Which is how “Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People” came to be.
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 day ago
Top tier shitpost
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
No more cream pies until the economy improves
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
:(
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Time to find a new
porn sitebakery.Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Why not save some time and combine the two?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
devolution@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Guess she got pregnant and we don’t know who the baby daddy is?
Oh… you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
People in Japan be like
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
1 year HRT
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
“Creampie” is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
shittydwarf@piefed.social 22 hours ago
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it’s just sparkling semen
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
not exactly a kink if it’s the default, not a fetish if it’s required for literal sexual reproduction.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn’t keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Literally 1984
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
when you decide you don’t want kids actually:
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
They need to start making more than three a day.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Too tired baby, sorry
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 day ago
First they banned porn, now they’re banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
☹️
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 21 hours ago
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
LouNeko@lemmy.world 1 day ago
China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
kameecoding@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Relevant
youtu.be/3XUTyn9JdbI
jballs@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together