Me on antidepressiva.
Sorry, guys, it's just not happening
Submitted 1 month ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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genuineparts@infosec.pub 1 month ago
LouNeko@lemmy.world 1 month ago
China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Relevant
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together
Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 month ago
Top tier shitpost
BanMe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So I’m getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member’s sister apparently makes the best “cream pies” ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can’t sell them without a food handling license, so we’d have to give them away.
Which is how “Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People” came to be.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
:(
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Time to find a new
porn sitebakery.Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Why not save some time and combine the two?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they’re not completely worn out from the day already.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No more cream pies until the economy improves
devolution@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Guess she got pregnant and we don’t know who the baby daddy is?
Oh… you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
1 year HRT
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
“Creampie” is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise it’s just an insemination
shittydwarf@piefed.social 1 month ago
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it’s just sparkling semen
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
not exactly a kink if it’s the default, not a fetish if it’s required for literal sexual reproduction.
baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People in Japan be like
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Literally 1984
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
when you decide you don’t want kids actually:
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn’t keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
They need to start making more than three a day.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Too tired baby, sorry
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 month ago
First they banned porn, now they’re banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
☹️
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 1 month ago
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
j4k3@piefed.world 1 month ago
Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)