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A sausage is meat in an intestinal casing so when you have anal sex with someone you turn them into a you sausage.
Submitted 6 months ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Melonpoly@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If you kiss someone you make a continuous tunnel from your anus to theirs
wabafee@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hmm very insightful, yes.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Does the mouth not connect to the anus? So oral sex would also make you a roundabout kind of sausage?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I ain’t ever seen a hot dog with teeth…
Dionysus@leminal.space 6 months ago
You’re missing out on the best types of Wurst.
asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
Since the anus is covered by two “buns”, you also could also call it some sort of hot dog / sandwich / burger. Cover the penis with mustard and/or ketchup and it’ll be perfect ;P
Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hear me out, if they bleed or got the yellow stains…
asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
Pull out, lick it. Now you’ve got some iron (haemoglobin from blood) and free gut bacteria. Good exchange. Worst that’ll happen to you is diarrhea.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I understand bleeding. Fine. But why do you say “the yellow stains” like I should know what that is?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Way too early for this.
wewbull@feddit.uk 6 months ago
We’re all shit sausages.
bryndos@fedia.io 6 months ago
I think you'd also have to stick you penis through a mincer first; please make sure you do that next time. You surely deserve the darwin award for this one.
lath@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well I say it’s haggis!
MudMan@fedia.io 6 months ago
A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.
If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that's not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Would it be more correct to say you both become a Beef Wellington?
MudMan@fedia.io 6 months ago
If you like flavored condoms I am struggling to find a reason why not.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 months ago
To be fair, it’s normally bigger going in than it is coming out.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not mine. You wouldn’t believe how small I get when I get in there.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
This serves a wonderful mental image for me to discuss with my psychiatrist.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
I’ll give you this mate, you always live up to your name.
slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You know it would have cost you nothing to post this right?
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 6 months ago
To not post this?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
This is vital lore on how and why Satan has those maggoty cumfarts.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Aww, it’s like How I Met Your Mother, Lemmy edition.
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
it indeed costed them nothing to post this
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
thanks i cummed
banause@feddit.org 6 months ago
TIHI
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 months ago
You turn them into the casing and your sausage into a sausage
over_clox@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Suddenly I don’t want breakfast anymore…
Muffi@programming.dev 6 months ago
I want anal sex for breakfast now
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Breakfast sausage.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
More for me! Hey, by chance, have you ever wanted to become a sausage? You’re Sausage Clox!!!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 months ago
Sausage links.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The Human Sausagepede.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 months ago
HEY! LISTEN!
devolution@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well this is going to cause people to look at Jimmy Dean differently.