Lol my mom used to tell me sheâd come home exhausted from work and wouldnât know what she was going to feed us, so sheâd just put some garlic and onions in a pan to fry while she wound down and figure it out as she went. She said the smell at least made it seem like she had it all figured out, to us anyway
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simulacra_procession@lemmy.today âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
My mom, who was a self admitted not-good cook would start these on the stove a bit before dad was set to come home. Heâd be hungry but smelled too good and he would finish cooking for us
merc@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Thereâs a common joke about that. It goes something like: âA [Ukrainian] starts frying onion and garlic in a pan and only then starts thinking about what they want to make.â
[Ukrainian] can be substituted for most other countries, to be honest.
But, to be real, garlic shouldnât be fried for that long IMO, so Iâd only put in the garlic about 30s before I was ready to start adding all the other ingredients. But, with the onions, Iâve actually started onions more than 30 minutes before figuring out what else I wanted to make. That way they have a chance to get good and caramelized. That doesnât work for every recipe, but it works for a lot of them.
Valmond@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
How do you prepare the garlic? Cut or pressed or just sliced?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
A better combination is onions, carrots and celery
DeadPixel@lemmy.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
You forgot the garlic
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Sorry ⊠garlic is almost automatic for me at this point when I cook, itâs almost like salt and pepper ⊠I never think of it.
And Iâm at the point where I buy about 20lbs of garlic from my local farmer every fall (I just bought my supply a couple of weeks ago) to last me the winter.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Or onions, green peppers, and celery. I guarantee.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I read somewhere that if youâre cooking dinner and shit falls behind just start sautĂ©ing some onion and it will smell so good people will happily wait and be ready to eat when you are ready to serve, 15-30 minutes.
rumba@lemmy.zip âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Thatâs pretty fair. I generally get a pack of dinner rolls, parker-house or whatever cook them ahead and let them rest under a tea towel.
An appetiser is the ultimate time saver, because someone ALWAYS shows up starving.
MathiasTCK@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Me, Iâm that someone. Got any rolls?
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Not enough garlic in that picture
AtariDump@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
The bummer is that garlic that big tends to be less potent. I think thatâs elephant garlic? Bought it once, was very disappointed.
doctordevice@lemmy.ca âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Always at least double the garlic called for.
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Just put some in at the end of cooking if you like garlic, no need to waste it.
Seasm0ke@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
My dad hated onions, heâd pick them out of his meals like a 5 year old. One day after I found a love for cooking in highschool this happened and he decided to try my dishes. He was very proud that he only picked out 3 onion pieces and kept the rest lol.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Honestly I donât like onion pieces either, but I find that if I chop them small enough I donât mind it.
And009@lemmynsfw.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
As a kid I used to tell anyone cooking for me, make sure onions are either indistinguishable or large enough to separate easily.
Szyler@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I do that because of the consistency difference between the huge pieces of crunchy onion and the smooth meat and mushy rice. If the onion is caramelised or cut to a mush, or onion powder I donât mind it.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Salt doesnât smell.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Is that because it doesnât have a nose?
AtariDump@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
My dog has no nose.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Not with that attitude
cley_faye@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Yours maybe.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Wjy do they call smelling salts?
Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Some salts smell. Table salt (whatâs pictured in the meme) doesnât have a detectable smell in solid form, not enough vaporizes to notice. Smelling salts are ammonium carbonate, not sodium chloride like table salt, and they do smell strongly. âSaltâ can refer to either table salt or to any ionic compound whatsoever. The latter is chemistry jargon, but then gets used in colloquial terms like âsmelling saltsâ or âsalty licoriceâ neither of which have table salt but both of which have other ionic compounds.
x4740N@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Garlic and onion in oil is enough to trigger my hay-fever and irritate my nose so that shit doesnât actually smell good to me
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
A cursed existence
Gonzako@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Skill issue
tino@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
shallot, butter, white wine
VampirePenguin@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Except butter instead of oil
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Coward. I use both. And then salt the fuck out of it. Every meal takes a year off my life, but fuck if Iâm not enjoying the ones Iâm left with
elephantium@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
salt the fuck out of it.
I misread this as âfuck the salt out of itâ for just a moment.
cley_faye@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Why âinsteadâ ?
nilaus@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
And bacon instead of salt
shalafi@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Been trying to figure out how to explain to my little kids that they donât like the taste of onions, they like the flavor.
They love McDonaldâs cheeseburgers, chips of all sorts, all with onions. Theyâre small, biting an onion is too much for their taste buds, so they think they hate onions.
Anyone help me articulate the idea? LOL, itâs funny I think on it so much.
DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
For me, I dislike (and as a child, hated) the texture of onions. Onion as a flavour has always been fine, it was biting them that was the problem.
Caramelize the onions a bit and blend half into a paste, ask which one tastes bad. If they answer that only the chunky onion is bad, teach them about texture preferences.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
They taste different when cooked.
Kolanaki@pawb.social âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Caramelize them properly and they go from weird sour but slightly spicy vegetables to straight up candy.
merc@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
they donât like the taste of onions, they like the flavor.
I donât think the distinction between âtasteâ and âflavourâ is the right way to frame it. Raw onion on its own can be overwhelming. If you eat a hamburger with raw onion on it, the amount of raw onion per bite will be pretty small, and it will be one taste in a whole bunch of other tastes. Your kids probably wouldnât like eating pure salt, or pure pepper either. But, food with some salt tastes great.
Having said that, fried onions are a whole different game. After 5 minutes the onion loses a lot of its potency and gets a bit sweet. After 30 minutes itâs basically a very slightly pungent candy. For a French Onion Soup, you can cook them for up to 2 hours before theyâre ready. A pot thatâs full to the brim of raw onions reduces down to a thin layer at the bottom, and they taste more like gummy worms than onions at that point.
Onions raw to fully cooked for a french onion soup.
I love French Onion Soup, and occasionally make it. Iâd make it more, itâs just that slicing up more than a kilogram of onions is a whole process. Itâs so difficult it makes me cry every time I do it.
Eq0@literature.cafe âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
A second hand mandoline a game changer in that regard! Chopping/slicing/cutting evenly suddenly to a fraction of the time. Would drivel recommend (second hand because first hand are stupidly expensive if you rent good quality)
Agent641@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Eat it or starve.
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
You donât drink ketchup. You donât eat salt. But if you try unsalted fries without ketchup youâll understand what salt and ketchup are for.
Brekky@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Pickled onions⊠yum!
jared@mander.xyz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
What about the wonderful stink of cumin?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I just donât put on deodorant, same thing
BenVimes@lemmy.ca âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Itâs a personal thing, but the smell of cumin kills my appetite. I had a bad experience with it once and I canât shake the association between the smell and the experience.
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
There wee several house-party focused cookbooks that suggested to just fry off a pan of decoy onions as your guests enter the house. Doesn't matter if they get used in a dish or not, just cook the onions.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Should be ginger instead of salt.
I mean, you need salt. But you donât smell it.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Idk, sometimes just baked bread and sugar smells really good too.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Thatâs one of the best smells of ever exist. There was a bakery on the way from my home to school. They usually had a fresh batch when I walked to school in the morning, and boy it made me salivate.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I have seen this picture of an onion before
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
why are people acting so normal, is this not just a loss meme? have I lost it?
Valmond@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
This is the contrary to a shitpost IMO!
yesman@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
If you can smell the salt, you might be using too much.
danc4498@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Why does it taste good starter pack.
Agent641@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Salt, sugar, fat, acid
Eq0@literature.cafe âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
It makes the onions fry quicker in oil!
BroBot9000@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Cause it draws out the moisture
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Oops I had been adding sugar.
Dave@lemmy.nz âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Honestly, salt is my secret ingredient. Way more than anyone else is brave enough to put in, but it makes things delicious.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I only use the LD50 but that's mostly to stop people from getting seconds.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Who needs to functional kidneys anyway
Toes@ani.social âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
I started cooking for elderly people and Iâm not allowed to use salt at all. But Iâll see them dumping salt on it at the table.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Growing up my mom would tend to oversalt the food she cooked, which lead to me thinking most normal food tastes bland without more salt
MisterFrog@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
This is probably a joke, but do try to limit your salt intake to something healthy: www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/âŠ/salt
Bruhh@lemmy.world âš2â© âšweeksâ© ago
Yup. Itâs always what one considers too much plus one more shake to season perfectlyâŠbut that still doesnât stop me from under seasoning when cooking new dishes. Can always salt later.