Lol my mom used to tell me she’d come home exhausted from work and wouldn’t know what she was going to feed us, so she’d just put some garlic and onions in a pan to fry while she wound down and figure it out as she went. She said the smell at least made it seem like she had it all figured out, to us anyway
Cooking 😋
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simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 1 month ago
EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
My mom, who was a self admitted not-good cook would start these on the stove a bit before dad was set to come home. He’d be hungry but smelled too good and he would finish cooking for us
merc@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There’s a common joke about that. It goes something like: “A [Ukrainian] starts frying onion and garlic in a pan and only then starts thinking about what they want to make.”
[Ukrainian] can be substituted for most other countries, to be honest.
But, to be real, garlic shouldn’t be fried for that long IMO, so I’d only put in the garlic about 30s before I was ready to start adding all the other ingredients. But, with the onions, I’ve actually started onions more than 30 minutes before figuring out what else I wanted to make. That way they have a chance to get good and caramelized. That doesn’t work for every recipe, but it works for a lot of them.
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How do you prepare the garlic? Cut or pressed or just sliced?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
A better combination is onions, carrots and celery
DeadPixel@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You forgot the garlic
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Sorry … garlic is almost automatic for me at this point when I cook, it’s almost like salt and pepper … I never think of it.
And I’m at the point where I buy about 20lbs of garlic from my local farmer every fall (I just bought my supply a couple of weeks ago) to last me the winter.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or onions, green peppers, and celery. I guarantee.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I read somewhere that if you’re cooking dinner and shit falls behind just start sautéing some onion and it will smell so good people will happily wait and be ready to eat when you are ready to serve, 15-30 minutes.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That’s pretty fair. I generally get a pack of dinner rolls, parker-house or whatever cook them ahead and let them rest under a tea towel.
An appetiser is the ultimate time saver, because someone ALWAYS shows up starving.
MathiasTCK@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Me, I’m that someone. Got any rolls?
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 month ago
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The bummer is that garlic that big tends to be less potent. I think that’s elephant garlic? Bought it once, was very disappointed.
doctordevice@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Always at least double the garlic called for.
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just put some in at the end of cooking if you like garlic, no need to waste it.
Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My dad hated onions, he’d pick them out of his meals like a 5 year old. One day after I found a love for cooking in highschool this happened and he decided to try my dishes. He was very proud that he only picked out 3 onion pieces and kept the rest lol.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honestly I don’t like onion pieces either, but I find that if I chop them small enough I don’t mind it.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
As a kid I used to tell anyone cooking for me, make sure onions are either indistinguishable or large enough to separate easily.
Szyler@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I do that because of the consistency difference between the huge pieces of crunchy onion and the smooth meat and mushy rice. If the onion is caramelised or cut to a mush, or onion powder I don’t mind it.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Salt doesn’t smell.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is that because it doesn’t have a nose?
AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My dog has no nose.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Not with that attitude
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yours maybe.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Wjy do they call smelling salts?
Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Some salts smell. Table salt (what’s pictured in the meme) doesn’t have a detectable smell in solid form, not enough vaporizes to notice. Smelling salts are ammonium carbonate, not sodium chloride like table salt, and they do smell strongly. “Salt” can refer to either table salt or to any ionic compound whatsoever. The latter is chemistry jargon, but then gets used in colloquial terms like “smelling salts” or “salty licorice” neither of which have table salt but both of which have other ionic compounds.
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Garlic and onion in oil is enough to trigger my hay-fever and irritate my nose so that shit doesn’t actually smell good to me
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A cursed existence
Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Skill issue
tino@lemmy.world 1 month ago
shallot, butter, white wine
VampirePenguin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Except butter instead of oil
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Coward. I use both. And then salt the fuck out of it. Every meal takes a year off my life, but fuck if I’m not enjoying the ones I’m left with
elephantium@lemmy.world 1 month ago
salt the fuck out of it.
I misread this as ‘fuck the salt out of it’ for just a moment.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why “instead” ?
nilaus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And bacon instead of salt
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Been trying to figure out how to explain to my little kids that they don’t like the taste of onions, they like the flavor.
They love McDonald’s cheeseburgers, chips of all sorts, all with onions. They’re small, biting an onion is too much for their taste buds, so they think they hate onions.
Anyone help me articulate the idea? LOL, it’s funny I think on it so much.
DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
For me, I dislike (and as a child, hated) the texture of onions. Onion as a flavour has always been fine, it was biting them that was the problem.
Caramelize the onions a bit and blend half into a paste, ask which one tastes bad. If they answer that only the chunky onion is bad, teach them about texture preferences.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
They taste different when cooked.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Caramelize them properly and they go from weird sour but slightly spicy vegetables to straight up candy.
merc@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
they don’t like the taste of onions, they like the flavor.
I don’t think the distinction between “taste” and “flavour” is the right way to frame it. Raw onion on its own can be overwhelming. If you eat a hamburger with raw onion on it, the amount of raw onion per bite will be pretty small, and it will be one taste in a whole bunch of other tastes. Your kids probably wouldn’t like eating pure salt, or pure pepper either. But, food with some salt tastes great.
Having said that, fried onions are a whole different game. After 5 minutes the onion loses a lot of its potency and gets a bit sweet. After 30 minutes it’s basically a very slightly pungent candy. For a French Onion Soup, you can cook them for up to 2 hours before they’re ready. A pot that’s full to the brim of raw onions reduces down to a thin layer at the bottom, and they taste more like gummy worms than onions at that point.
Onions raw to fully cooked for a french onion soup.
I love French Onion Soup, and occasionally make it. I’d make it more, it’s just that slicing up more than a kilogram of onions is a whole process. It’s so difficult it makes me cry every time I do it.
Eq0@literature.cafe 1 month ago
A second hand mandoline a game changer in that regard! Chopping/slicing/cutting evenly suddenly to a fraction of the time. Would drivel recommend (second hand because first hand are stupidly expensive if you rent good quality)
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Eat it or starve.
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You don’t drink ketchup. You don’t eat salt. But if you try unsalted fries without ketchup you’ll understand what salt and ketchup are for.
Brekky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pickled onions… yum!
jared@mander.xyz 1 month ago
What about the wonderful stink of cumin?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just don’t put on deodorant, same thing
BenVimes@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s a personal thing, but the smell of cumin kills my appetite. I had a bad experience with it once and I can’t shake the association between the smell and the experience.
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 1 month ago
There wee several house-party focused cookbooks that suggested to just fry off a pan of decoy onions as your guests enter the house. Doesn't matter if they get used in a dish or not, just cook the onions.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Should be ginger instead of salt.
I mean, you need salt. But you don’t smell it.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Idk, sometimes just baked bread and sugar smells really good too.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
That’s one of the best smells of ever exist. There was a bakery on the way from my home to school. They usually had a fresh batch when I walked to school in the morning, and boy it made me salivate.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I have seen this picture of an onion before
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
why are people acting so normal, is this not just a loss meme? have I lost it?
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is the contrary to a shitpost IMO!
yesman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you can smell the salt, you might be using too much.
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why does it taste good starter pack.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Salt, sugar, fat, acid
Eq0@literature.cafe 1 month ago
It makes the onions fry quicker in oil!
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cause it draws out the moisture
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oops I had been adding sugar.
Dave@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Honestly, salt is my secret ingredient. Way more than anyone else is brave enough to put in, but it makes things delicious.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
I only use the LD50 but that's mostly to stop people from getting seconds.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Who needs to functional kidneys anyway
Toes@ani.social 1 month ago
I started cooking for elderly people and I’m not allowed to use salt at all. But I’ll see them dumping salt on it at the table.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Growing up my mom would tend to oversalt the food she cooked, which lead to me thinking most normal food tastes bland without more salt
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is probably a joke, but do try to limit your salt intake to something healthy: www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/…/salt
Bruhh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yup. It’s always what one considers too much plus one more shake to season perfectly…but that still doesn’t stop me from under seasoning when cooking new dishes. Can always salt later.