chemicalprophet

@chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would trust him to design a cleaner to get the jizz stains out of the upholstery of the chair in my masturbatorium. I’d also hire him to do it. Under the table and at sub par wages of course. Then, before I paid him, I’d put some sweet baby rays on my balls and see it he wants some real genuine ballskin. And of course he would which would give me the perfect opportunity to extol the Roman Empire and regale him with tales of real men and masculinity. Sweet baby rays baby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck tinendo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sun God⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean it would but I’ve known the scale of the universe since i still threw myself birthday parties…lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why was there a pro-Hitler, Holocaust-denying ad on X?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is water wet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Vuvuzela