chemicalprophet
@chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net
- Comment on DuckDuckGo poll says 90% responders don't want AI 1 week ago:
Purveyor of fine slop, are ya?
- Comment on Lawsuit Alleges That WhatsApp Has No End-to-End Encryption 1 week ago:
Ah! You did your own research!
- Comment on Lawsuit Alleges That WhatsApp Has No End-to-End Encryption 1 week ago:
Me
- Comment on How can we convince Trump voters to NOT vote for Trump (or Vance) in the 2026 midterms and the 2028 election? 2 weeks ago:
Even their brains don’t function without our air.
- Comment on Trump Is Obsessed With Oil. But Chinese Batteries Will Soon Run the World 2 weeks ago:
‘Alledged’
- Comment on Trump Is Obsessed With Oil. But Chinese Batteries Will Soon Run the World 2 weeks ago:
*wordsmith
- Comment on Trump Is Obsessed With Oil. But Chinese Batteries Will Soon Run the World 2 weeks ago:
Thank you! It’s a gift. I think it’s because I read so much.
- Comment on Trump Is Obsessed With Oil. But Chinese Batteries Will Soon Run the World 2 weeks ago:
So you think moving away from fossil fuels and moving to electric is a net negative not worthy of comment? You can praise the good without endorsing the bad. And cocksucking isn’t inherently gay that just seems to be part of some latent homophobia you harbor. Also, keep up, ‘Tankie’ has been so overplayed it just indicates you are a lazy and your argument is weak. But I’ll humor you. Defend your statements of China with proof…
- Comment on Trump Is Obsessed With Oil. But Chinese Batteries Will Soon Run the World 2 weeks ago:
Really taking the shaft of capitalism and even getting the balls in. Impressive suckery from a gullible sucker. Kudos!
- Comment on Trump Is Obsessed With Oil. But Chinese Batteries Will Soon Run the World 2 weeks ago:
Those Chinese seem to be some decent forward thinking blokes. Nothing like I was led to believe by west
- Comment on Data centers will consume 70 percent of memory chips made in 2026 - supply shortfall will cause the chip shortage to spread to other segments | Tom's Hardware 2 weeks ago:
Let me write that down…
- Comment on YSK: A real American Civil war will NOT be like Battlefield or COD. 2 weeks ago:
Good morning fellow nose breather!
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 1 month ago:
6 and 7 are factors of 42, so there’s your answer. Science at this level is akin to magick.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 month ago:
I’ve been calling it ‘stupid’ for some time and never really get any cogent pushback. Sports!
- Comment on YSK about Project 100,000, when the US conscripted people with mental disabilities to be used as cannon fodder in Vietnam, suffering triple the casualties of other soldiers 2 months ago:
Freedumbs not free, amirite ‘muricans?
- Comment on Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking 2 months ago:
Luigi’s work is piling up, isn’t he about to be acquitted?
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 months ago:
But please…go on.
- Comment on US Government Urges Total Ban of Our Most Popular Wi-Fi Router 2 months ago:
Why?
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 3 months ago:
Like…um…what are you doing?
- Comment on Cooking 😋 4 months ago:
I read somewhere that if you’re cooking dinner and shit falls behind just start sautéing some onion and it will smell so good people will happily wait and be ready to eat when you are ready to serve, 15-30 minutes.
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 4 months ago:
It’s failing just like real capitalism. Or succeeding I guess…if you’re a sociopath.
- Comment on Macaroni and cheese 5 months ago:
KD bitches
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 5 months ago:
No, that’s a screenshart. A screenshot is taken by blowing your nose when you have a sinus infection.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 6 months ago:
See what my Christian God did for you?
- Comment on shrooms 7 months ago:
I gave it on good authority gays love boobs too.
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
I would trust him to design a cleaner to get the jizz stains out of the upholstery of the chair in my masturbatorium. I’d also hire him to do it. Under the table and at sub par wages of course. Then, before I paid him, I’d put some sweet baby rays on my balls and see it he wants some real genuine ballskin. And of course he would which would give me the perfect opportunity to extol the Roman Empire and regale him with tales of real men and masculinity. Sweet baby rays baby!
- Comment on Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy 8 months ago:
Fuck tinendo.
- Comment on Sun God 11 months ago:
I mean it would but I’ve known the scale of the universe since i still threw myself birthday parties…lol
- Comment on Why was there a pro-Hitler, Holocaust-denying ad on X? 11 months ago:
Why is water wet?
- Comment on Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding 11 months ago:
Vuvuzela