chemicalprophet
@chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net
- Comment on YSK about Project 100,000, when the US conscripted people with mental disabilities to be used as cannon fodder in Vietnam, suffering triple the casualties of other soldiers 21 hours ago:
Freedumbs not free, amirite ‘muricans?
- Comment on Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking 5 days ago:
Luigi’s work is piling up, isn’t he about to be acquitted?
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 4 weeks ago:
But please…go on.
- Comment on US Government Urges Total Ban of Our Most Popular Wi-Fi Router 4 weeks ago:
Why?
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 5 weeks ago:
Like…um…what are you doing?
- Comment on Cooking 😋 2 months ago:
I read somewhere that if you’re cooking dinner and shit falls behind just start sautéing some onion and it will smell so good people will happily wait and be ready to eat when you are ready to serve, 15-30 minutes.
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 2 months ago:
It’s failing just like real capitalism. Or succeeding I guess…if you’re a sociopath.
- Comment on Macaroni and cheese 3 months ago:
KD bitches
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 3 months ago:
No, that’s a screenshart. A screenshot is taken by blowing your nose when you have a sinus infection.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 4 months ago:
See what my Christian God did for you?
- Comment on shrooms 5 months ago:
I gave it on good authority gays love boobs too.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
I would trust him to design a cleaner to get the jizz stains out of the upholstery of the chair in my masturbatorium. I’d also hire him to do it. Under the table and at sub par wages of course. Then, before I paid him, I’d put some sweet baby rays on my balls and see it he wants some real genuine ballskin. And of course he would which would give me the perfect opportunity to extol the Roman Empire and regale him with tales of real men and masculinity. Sweet baby rays baby!
- Comment on Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy 6 months ago:
Fuck tinendo.
- Comment on Sun God 9 months ago:
I mean it would but I’ve known the scale of the universe since i still threw myself birthday parties…lol
- Comment on Why was there a pro-Hitler, Holocaust-denying ad on X? 9 months ago:
Why is water wet?
- Comment on Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding 9 months ago:
Vuvuzela