🎶Poptarts on a borzoi You know, you know This is serious 🎶
Important update: It's 10 poptarts
Submitted 15 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
lambdabeta@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poytarts…
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 14 hours ago
You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Cardboard
skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
Once every 2-3 years I forget what they’re like, see a box on the shelves, and think hey they actually look quite fun.
Then I get it home and the contents look fuck all like the picture on the front, and also it tastes, not bad as such, but disappointing and definitely not worth the calories.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Cheap garbage preservative junk food.
It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.
I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Someone get this person a Nobel prize.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Lemmy do it for you… Koni.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Why you putting poptarts on pizza?
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
Is a poptart a pizza?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
After last week’s poodle-doping scandal and a Rottweiler disqualified for using non-standard toaster pastries, this good dog might just retrieve the gold in the Pup Tart Stacking category. Impressive showing at the very least.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
You’re doing good work
aceshigh@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Probably some kind of anteater
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?
onyxjet@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi
This fella
brunchyvirus@fedia.io 12 hours ago
Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 14 hours ago
Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.
don@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
“beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 13 hours ago
no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
“'Do you have games on your phone?”
Assassassin@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
How many pop tarts long is snoot?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.
Assassassin@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
😂
unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org 13 hours ago
Bouger moi
padge@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 14 hours ago
This is the intro to a horror movie. You can't fool me.
zd9@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
l o n g b o y e
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
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