My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poytarts…
Important update: It's 10 poptarts
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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lambdabeta@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 months ago
You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Once every 2-3 years I forget what they’re like, see a box on the shelves, and think hey they actually look quite fun.
Then I get it home and the contents look fuck all like the picture on the front, and also it tastes, not bad as such, but disappointing and definitely not worth the calories.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Cheap garbage preservative junk food.
It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.
I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lemmy do it for you… Koni.
felsiq@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
After last week’s poodle-doping scandal and a Rottweiler disqualified for using non-standard toaster pastries, this good dog might just retrieve the gold in the Pup Tart Stacking category. Impressive showing at the very least.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.
don@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 months ago
no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Why you putting poptarts on pizza?
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Is a poptart a pizza?
Assassassin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How many pop tarts long is snoot?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.
Assassassin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re doing good work
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
🎶Poptarts on a borzoi You know, you know This is serious 🎶
krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Someone get this person a Nobel prize.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“'Do you have games on your phone?”
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
😂
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?
aceshigh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Probably some kind of anteater
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?
onyxjet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi
This fella
brunchyvirus@fedia.io 2 months ago
Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 months ago
This is the intro to a horror movie. You can't fool me.
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Great now it has captured my soul
zd9@lemmy.world 2 months ago
l o n g b o y e
unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org 2 months ago
Bouger moi
padge@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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