Assassassin
@Assassassin@lemmy.world
- Comment on Eat me out like i’m the love of your Life 10 hours ago:
“juicypinkrose” 😂😂😂 I think you might rethink that handle
- Comment on 13 hours ago:
Not supporting the killing of Kirk, supporting the death of Kirk. It’s a small but important difference.
- Comment on Decided to dig a big hole 19 hours ago:
More hole
- Comment on Decided to dig a big hole 21 hours ago:
Bigger
- Comment on don't eat wild carrot 1 day ago:
The family does have amazing taste in compound flowers, though.
- Comment on Michigan GOP Lawmakers Propose Total Ban on Porn 1 day ago:
Live your best life, fam.
- Comment on Michigan GOP Lawmakers Propose Total Ban on Porn 2 days ago:
Lmao good luck idiots. Already tried it with alcohol, then with weed. How’d those work out? Porn isn’t even tangible.
- Comment on Keep talking about Epstein 4 days ago:
🤞🤞
- Comment on Blockchain lender Figure valued at $7.6 billion as shares jump in Nasdaq debut (Sept 11) 5 days ago:
“Figure developed the Provenance blockchain to originate, verify and process home-equity loans, positioning itself at the intersection of housing finance and crypto. Cagney told Reuters that 10 out of the top 20 mortgage companies use Figure’s technology to originate loans.”
Hold the fucking phone. Not only are we barely regulating crypto, we’re using it for fucking HELOC loans now? I don’t see any way that this could possibly backfire.
- Comment on Important update: It's 10 poptarts 5 days ago:
That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway
- Comment on Important update: It's 10 poptarts 5 days ago:
How many pop tarts long is snoot?
- Comment on The bullet engravings as per WSJ 5 days ago:
Aktually, Charlie Kirk was obviously a crisis actor
- Comment on Here comes the merch 6 days ago:
Lots of fantastic details in this one. My favorite is “visit a therapist”.
- Comment on Former Hyundai employees on a rooftop at the Utah Valley University campus (2025, colorized) 6 days ago:
Praise be the roof koreans
- Comment on WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 6 days ago:
Why do they need a crane that big for charlie kirks coffin?
- Comment on 1 week ago:
A full on tarintino, some would say
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
Thank you. You’re a friend though, you don’t have to use my full name. Just call me “Ass”.
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
Hey, I said that.
- Comment on [Eagle screech] 1 week ago:
Not realistic, truck too reasonably sized.
- Comment on 3 out of 4 is pretty good 1 week ago:
🤞
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 weeks ago:
Americans have already been breaking immigration records into other countries this year.
Americans may not be getting bombed, but the national guard is being called in to enact brutality on protesters in cities that are left leaning. Historically, this type of escalation leads to bloodshed, and is an illegal and heavily fascist tactic.
People get arrested for social media posts all of the time, virtually everywhere. I don’t even know what you’re trying to imply here.
Americans are being deported without due process to facilities in other countries where they will likely die due to being the wrong skin color.
Americans are getting sick because the current administration has been destroying the EPA, removing the ability to get COVID vaccines, and continuing to prop up a healthcare system that is solely motivated by greed.
I’m not even touching the xenophobia of the last point, not that any of the points you made were either salient or made in good faith. You’re just parroting alt-right talking points.
Now you’ll reply back with some goalpost moving or an ad hominem attack without addressing that you’re caught in a lie.
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 weeks ago:
Shit, after operation paperclip it was pretty obvious that high level leadership didn’t have that much of an issue with Nazi ideology. It was true then, and it hasn’t become any less true as time has separated us from the atrocities they commited.
- Comment on Tesla FSD turns off more U.S. consumers than it attracts, survey finds 2 weeks ago:
Anyone who buys the fsd license at this point deserves the disappointment. It’s been “a year or two away” for a decade now. At some point, ignorance isn’t a good excuse. I think that point was before 2020. In 2025, you have to actively avoid or block out the information that musk is a grifting Nazi.
It’s like the people that buy into the idea that ICE is only deporting criminals. You have to either be in deep denial, or a complete idiot.
- Comment on Tesla FSD turns off more U.S. consumers than it attracts, survey finds 2 weeks ago:
Is it FSD, or is it the volatile Nazi at the head of the company?
- Comment on Cisco layoffs after record revenue report 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, it’s both a thinly veiled threat and an admission that even single digit growth is unacceptable. Late stage capitalism is absolutely moronic.
- Comment on Cisco layoffs after record revenue report 3 weeks ago:
“I don’t want to get rid of a bunch of people right now. I don’t want to get rid of engineers,” Robbins said. “I just want our engineers we have today to innovate faster and be more productive and that gives us a competitive advantage.”
Go fuck yourself. 8% growth and billions of dollars in profit isn’t enough for these inhuman CEOs. They deserve the Thompson treatment.
- Comment on Teddybears - Punkrocker 4 weeks ago:
Someone is really feeling the soapbox tonight
- Comment on Anyone remember this famous press conference and how it ended? 4 weeks ago:
Well we aren’t getting the convictions and sentencing, sooooooooo…
- Comment on Teddybears - Punkrocker 4 weeks ago:
Somebody felt a little called out, huh?
- Comment on There are too many cases where this applies or is going to apply 1 month ago:
Counterpoint: who gives a fuck about what racists think