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• Hjalamanger@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t. This is perfection

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  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why are you inside my head?

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    • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s a lot of room in here.

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• cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Biblically accurate cat

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• hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wanna know what it feels like to lose a loved one to an addiction to hard drugs? Get your cat some Temptations Dreamies!

  No but really. Fuck these things.

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  • Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can you elaborate?

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    • hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      These cat treats are essentially little nuggets of animal digest which, while not necessarily unhealthy in moderate quantities, are clearly addictive to a lot of cats. A web search for “my cat is addicted to Temptations” will show that my experience was not unique.

      My parents give their cats Temptations. While I was living with them, they would give them to my cat too. My cat, who had previously had a pretty normal attraction to food, became transfixed on the pantry where he knew the Temptations were stored. He was no longer interested in my company, and only sought me out so he could lure me to the kitchen where he would sit and stare at that closed pantry door. When I opened it, he’d start yowling and fighting to get inside. Sometimes he would even attack my leg if I tried leaving the kitchen without giving him a Temptation. It was shocking and upsetting to see my sweet, gentle little cat acting this way. I’d known this cat for 5 or so years at this point, and it completely changed his personality. He just didn’t give a shit about anything but his next Temptation.

      I established new rules for cat treats. They are not to be stored in open containers, they are not to be stored at cat height, and they are not to be fed to my cat. Ever. After a few weeks, his temperament returned to normal, but a mild fixation on that bottom shelf of the pantry lingered for much longer.

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  • Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cat gets in the cabinet and chews through the bad

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• eierschaukeln@kbin.earth ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I eat cement

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s nothing funny about this. And yet I’m laughing at it a lot. Like, there isn’t a constructed joke here. The headless but not faceless cat shaped object is ridiculous. But it was already ridiculous in the original post. I need to analyze this with a team of scientists.

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They should have sent a poet.

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  mrrrreow meow meow

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you’re talking about aerodynamics, you don’t.

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• NoPanko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey that’s the cat from the “I eat cement” tshirt

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• Juice@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where’s the source file? I’m adding this to my 3d low poly game

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  • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought you were going to 3d print this

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    • Juice@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m going to convert a bulldozer into this so I can crash it into statues that I don’t like

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• Electricd@lemmybefree.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s perfect

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Release the model !!!

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear: released the hounds.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No lie, is dreamy

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  have you tried carving your cat out of cat instead of wood?

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• rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How do you improve this? Easy. You improve it the same way you improve the Sistine Chapel, There Will Come Soft Rains or Nick Offerman’s moustache: you leave it the fuck alone.

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• josefo@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s perfect. It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve seen today

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  New SCP found

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Slap a fur shader on it and ship it!

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• programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Give the cat a head?

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its magnificent

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The purfect model for a surreal horror game.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As some sort of avant garde art piece? It’s fine.

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• Klear@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mxwell's ugly brother

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• globuli@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is art. No one without free-time would create such a thing.

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• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  3d modeling a cat is hard

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Which just makes this model all the more impressive.

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