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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

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    • malware@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Omfg that is exactly what I wanted to comment 😅

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can you elaborate? I don’t see why these wouldn’t work

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    • Bend over
    • Relax
    • Don’t say “Ahh” or “Uhh”. If you must vocalize “hnngth” is acceptable.
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    • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      how about “Hummmmmph” followed by “Heeheee” ?

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      • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Only if you ejaculate between.

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “BULLSEYE!”

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      • ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Great shot kid, that was one in a million!”

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the Konami code.

    ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Once your finger is inside

      fist

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The correct answer is two fingers

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    • waldo_was_here@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Best one to start the day ,thanks

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When the doctor says “how did it feel” just say “a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick”

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  • Cryan24@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Push back on the doctors fingers and send flowers after…

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  • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hopefully it’s “negative”

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Practice to clench so hard that the doctor’s finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Practice, practice, practice.

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doctor, I don’t feel a ring on that finger

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I once leaked

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did they plug the leak?

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  • Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    google mtf

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Chili is the only preparation you need.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “YEEEEESSSSS!!!”

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The best way to go is a some “a”, a few “o”, a long string of “m”, and write “oh yeah” in the last question.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes. 👉👌

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  • handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In, out, in, out, select, start

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Estradiol

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  • salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Get a tattoo before exam on your but that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    42

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  • Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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    • Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I got a D

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Deeper daddy!

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