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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  From my basic understanding of gut science, the bacteria that do the actual digestion for you grow and multiply based on what you eat. So if you’re a professional athlete and you eat a diet tailored for performance you’ll have more bacteria for digesting protein and carbohydrates. If you’re a normal schlub like UK you’ll have a mix of stuff depending on what you tend to eat.

  You cam shift your gut flora but it takes years and years of work to do but fecal transplants basically put a whole package of the bacteria you want directly into your gut kick starting that shift if you’re feeding them the stuff that they want.

  I’ve read about this sort of thing for trying to cure various gastro-intestinal conditions like crohns but not specifically for performance gains. Sounds possibly legit but as with all “miracle treatments” potentially complete bullshit magic beans.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My gut flora watching the 16th fun sized Snickers bar in 2 hrs come sliding down the pipeline

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I should sell my shit. I don’t gain weight regardless of how much I eat. Anyone want to try some?

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    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes. Please mail it to 1600 Pensilvania Ave, Washington DC

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was like that until I discovered i had coeliac disease in my mid 30s. Once I stopped eating gluten and my gut repaired, I put on weight and had to start paying attention to what I eat like a normal person. Enjoy your superpower while it lasts.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Years and years is an edge case. Within a year or so you’ll notice the changes. Changes I’ve personally experienced include cutting out sugar and substitutes and completely losing my sweet tooth within a few months, and quitting meat and after about a year I could tell whenever I accidentally eat it from the gastrointestinal discomfort.

    The thing is you gotta commit to it.

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I suppose "bullshit magic beans" means we can eat grass now?

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    • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, because our stomachs still do most of the work. It just makes it easier for the fuy fauna to access other nutrients.

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you don’t want to eat shit, try eating fermented food, especially stuff you ferment yourself. Kimchi, sauerkraut, fermented pickles…all good for refreshing your gut biome.

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• Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I thought eating healthier specimens’ poop was what rodents did. The last time I checked, humans weren’t classified as rodents 😂

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1000001714

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    • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• myster0n@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guy furiously taking notes in the middle

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TIL: I’d rather not crush it at the gym

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• thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Enshitification

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• Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The spice melange

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• onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fecal transplanting is actually a legitimate medical treatment.

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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    indeed …and yet!

    “eat shit”

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sure, but surely it doesn’t work the way South Park joked about.

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• frog@feddit.uk ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You almost gave me a heart attack. I thought this was an ad placed in Lemmy.

  You scared the shit out of me.

  …

  Why do I have the urge to go to the gym?

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok, but like… Couldn’t they isolate and identify the bacteria strains and then make them fresh? Maybe 2 or 3 generations removed from direct poop? And like wash your hands between handling the poop and making the pill? Or does that defeat the purpose?

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  • ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The first part is not feasible, since the microbiome has thousands, if not tens of thousands, of distinct species, we aren’t at a point where we could individually isolate, analyse, and reproduce all of these strains successfully.

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    • themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ugh, fine, I’ll eat the poop I guess.

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• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would like to buy your shit, please.

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• salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  …I would try it. My gut biome is shot.

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Years of drinking destroyed mine, and it’s all my fault. I would also try it.

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    • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same. There was no other way! 🥂

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  CRUSHING IT AT THE GYM IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD! GIMME THE POOP!!

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• Rhaxapopouetl@ttrpg.network ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Please, tell me at least that it’s not intended to be put in the mouth…

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  • Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    👉💊🍑

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• pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Turns out my dog was an athlete all along

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• Emi@ani.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So basically This southpark episode.

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• highlow@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll pass

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Work out longer” so… more exercise? No thank you.

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