I’ve been cucked.
I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them
Submitted 2 weeks ago by frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world to [deleted]
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Armand1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
I cannot recommend TOR enough. You can download it here www.torproject.org make sure to request bridges so your ISP can’t see that you’re using it (I did it by just clicking the three horizontal lines at the top right corner > settings > search “bridges” > request bridges)
Armand1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah don’t worry I’ve got a decent VPN and that’s fine with me.
Klear@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭
Pandantic@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
standard issue
orange
void
floof
ron perlman
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What about naked?
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
i guess i am not a true catholic afterall
psycosulu@ani.social 2 weeks ago
You forgot the Adam Driver cats.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist… Uh… 🤔 I think that’s all of 'em.
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 2 weeks ago
Really, it's more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange
bigboitricky@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rotisserie chicken
dumbass@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Puss puss
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wacky, crazy bitches… voila… that covers every kitty.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)
That should be all
moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
- Garfield
- Tom
- Puss in boots
- The one in the hat
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
you forgot one, and he’s on his way to your house right now.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.
Most common states are:
- spaced outie
- zoomie
- the observer
- butt-lick
- carnage from the void
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
There’s also “suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason”
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That is “zoomie”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
sleve
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve heard of many catholics, but I ain’t never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don’t understand word endings. They’re probably “over-workholled”.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Bastard
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Easy.
pspspsps
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I can’t even remember all the names I’ve called my own two cats. There are just too many…
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat…
einlander@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Long cat, ceiling cat…
Velypso@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
you forgot that one in the Shrek movie
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat
reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Longcat