I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them

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• moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Garfield
  • Tom
  • Puss in boots
  • The one in the hat

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you forgot one, and he’s on his way to your house right now.

    1000001875

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• general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  standard issue

  orange

  void

  floof

  ron perlman

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  • psycosulu@ani.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You forgot the Adam Driver cats.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about naked?

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i guess i am not a true catholic afterall

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t even remember all the names I’ve called my own two cats. There are just too many…

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bastard

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• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

  I’ve been cucked.

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cats true names are in a quantum superposition and change according to momentum and state.

  Most common states are:

  • spaced outie
  • zoomie
  • the observer
  • butt-lick
  • carnage from the void

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sleve

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  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s also “suddenly run at supersonic speeds scared for no reason”

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is “zoomie”

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• Klear@quokk.au ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can name them, but I can't hug every cat 😭

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  • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want them in a basket, and I want little bow ties!

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Easy.

  pspspsps

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve heard of many catholics, but I ain’t never seen no "cathol. We got an epidemic, people: people who like cats but don’t understand word endings. They’re probably “over-workholled”.

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• Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cute ones & feisty ones (which are also cute)

  That should be all

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tuxedo, orange, long hair, short hair, persian, savannah, nudist… Uh… 🤔 I think that’s all of 'em.

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  • bigboitricky@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rotisserie chicken

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  • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really, it's more like Orange, Yuge Boi, and Not-Orange

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Keyboard cat, Nyan cat, Grumpy cat, Business cat…

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sylvester, Tom, Garfield and top cat

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Long cat, ceiling cat…

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    • Velypso@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tacgnol, serious cat, lazy cat

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  • reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Longcat

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you forgot that one in the Shrek movie

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Puss puss

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wacky, crazy bitches… voila… that covers every kitty.

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