Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit

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• pero@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The russian anti alcohol propaganda poster captioned with "Nou… lem’n’n’ sh’g’r!

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hæma neggz, please

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    pleez*

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Careful with that hard zee.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  American English was a mistake!

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  • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like to troll Americans occasionally by calling American English ‘English (simplified)’.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      English (Reformed)

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    American English was a mistake! *

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everything after old English was a mistake smh

    Āweorp nīewe Ænglisċ and sprec eald Ænglisċ!

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    • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s easy for you to say.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      gesundheit!

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    • SandroWolf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      SPRICH

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      inbringing frankish was a misnimming, we need to start using Anglish.
      anglish.org/wiki/Anglish

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• TheMinister@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t think it’s a book on accents, its a phonetic book for learning English. I have one for learning French, it’s in English phonetic to pronounce French words. Just a different way to learn the language.

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  • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I daresay it was a book sold in America for ‘English Pronunciation’, or something, but it definitely spells out an American accent, which is understandable. Not sure why the person in the post feels so called out by it, other than ignorance of one’s own accent.

    I always kind of enjoy reading spelled out accents as a literary exercise. Pratchett was great at it with the Mac Nac Feegle, for e.g., and wasn’t that James Joyce’s whole thing?

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• WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is good

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sh’g’r, Cthulhu’s booty call

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• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  my favorite playful insult is “I just KNOW you got beef with your phones speech-to-text”, I live in Florida so it’s pretty common to talk to people with southern accents and they ALL get misunderstood when trying to send a text while driving or something and it’s hilarious

  My brother in law has a really southern accent from his dad and both me and my sister got the autistic trait of “adopt speaking patterns from people around you subconsciously” so we both sound like we’re making fun of him by accident sometimes without realizing 😭😭

  he caught a beer can with a fishing pole once. That was cool

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  • bunnyBoy@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exotic coloration and a big one to! Definitely a keeper

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• ur_ONLEY_freind@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”

  Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  what phonetic writing system is this? it’s definitely not IPA, but it kinda resembles it?

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    American IPA.

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d rather have a Czech pilsner, thanks

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well that was a fun read!

  To be fair, it’s cause you can speak faster that way.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where’s the lie?

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  • EpeeGnome@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is no lie. It's just tough to admit that it's fairly accurate.

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• amotio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tryalanerar is my next nickname.

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• crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You could definitely turn this into a game, giving english speaking participants the phonetic sentence to translate would be funny.

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  • TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …coffee with lemon? 🤨🤔

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  • svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First thing I thought, too. For tea, yes, but for coffee? Madness!

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  • QualifiedKitten@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A few drops of lemon juice helps cut the bitterness. Just be careful about adding milk or cream!

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just tell him that he doesn’t drink real mate, and that spanish doesn’t have that many sh sounds in it.

  “I took my yerba mate to yoga class in Mr Miyagis ying yang dojo” is not meant to be pronounced as “Sho shevo mi sherba mate al clase de shoga en el dosho shing shang de señor mishagi”

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• rothaine@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the old “derbakerta panda wibcheengs” meme

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• EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won’t work here.

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• Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Neffinal Jabra would be a good stage name for a standup comedian.

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• EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Argentenglish

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    argen’t glish

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir-g_CRz7Sw

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF3roUIZBlU

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fancy some neggz?

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No but I’d like some seggz pls

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