hæma neggz, please
Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit
Submitted 1 month ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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otacon239@lemmy.world 1 month ago
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
pleez*
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Careful with that hard zee.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
American English was a mistake!
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 month ago
I like to troll Americans occasionally by calling American English ‘English (simplified)’.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
English (Reformed)
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
America
n Englishwas a mistake! *KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Everything after old English was a mistake smh
Āweorp nīewe Ænglisċ and sprec eald Ænglisċ!
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 month ago
That’s easy for you to say.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
gesundheit!
SandroWolf@feddit.org 1 month ago
SPRICH
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
inbringing frankish was a misnimming, we need to start using Anglish.
anglish.org/wiki/Anglish
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I don’t think it’s a book on accents, its a phonetic book for learning English. I have one for learning French, it’s in English phonetic to pronounce French words. Just a different way to learn the language.
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 month ago
I daresay it was a book sold in America for ‘English Pronunciation’, or something, but it definitely spells out an American accent, which is understandable. Not sure why the person in the post feels so called out by it, other than ignorance of one’s own accent.
I always kind of enjoy reading spelled out accents as a literary exercise. Pratchett was great at it with the Mac Nac Feegle, for e.g., and wasn’t that James Joyce’s whole thing?
WhiteRabbit@lemmy.today 1 month ago
This is good
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Sh’g’r, Cthulhu’s booty call
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
my favorite playful insult is “I just KNOW you got beef with your phones speech-to-text”, I live in Florida so it’s pretty common to talk to people with southern accents and they ALL get misunderstood when trying to send a text while driving or something and it’s hilarious
My brother in law has a really southern accent from his dad and both me and my sister got the autistic trait of “adopt speaking patterns from people around you subconsciously” so we both sound like we’re making fun of him by accident sometimes without realizing 😭😭
he caught a beer can with a fishing pole once. That was cool
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 1 month ago
Exotic coloration and a big one to! Definitely a keeper
ur_ONLEY_freind@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”
Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
uuldika@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
what phonetic writing system is this? it’s definitely not IPA, but it kinda resembles it?
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
American IPA.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I’d rather have a Czech pilsner, thanks
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Well that was a fun read!
To be fair, it’s cause you can speak faster that way.
Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 month ago
Where’s the lie?
EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 month ago
There is no lie. It's just tough to admit that it's fairly accurate.
amotio@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tryalanerar is my next nickname.
crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 1 month ago
You could definitely turn this into a game, giving english speaking participants the phonetic sentence to translate would be funny.
TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
…coffee with lemon? 🤨🤔
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
First thing I thought, too. For tea, yes, but for coffee? Madness!
QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 1 month ago
A few drops of lemon juice helps cut the bitterness. Just be careful about adding milk or cream!
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just tell him that he doesn’t drink real mate, and that spanish doesn’t have that many sh sounds in it.
“I took my yerba mate to yoga class in Mr Miyagis ying yang dojo” is not meant to be pronounced as “Sho shevo mi sherba mate al clase de shoga en el dosho shing shang de señor mishagi”
rothaine@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Reminds me of the old “derbakerta panda wibcheengs” meme
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won’t work here.
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Neffinal Jabra would be a good stage name for a standup comedian.
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Argentenglish
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
argen’t glish
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fancy some neggz?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
No but I’d like some seggz pls
pero@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The russian anti alcohol propaganda poster captioned with "Nou… lem’n’n’ sh’g’r!