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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't you creating more workers??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry when they get desperate enough they’ll make condoms illegal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These should be reversed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  House-Partner?

  Though i guess, tbf it would still be uncomfortable if she was considered her dad’s house-partner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sam Altman admits OpenAI ‘totally screwed up’ its GPT-5 launch and says the company will spend trillions of dollars on data centers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every picture of this guys face feels like " I don’t know how I got here and i’m afraid to touch anything"

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If there's a sort of "apocalyptic" event but there are still surviving communities, will people be able to make eyeglasses again, or are people with vision issues gonna be fucked?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I assumed surviving doctors would do for people what they did for sawyer in lost.

  Use what you can find to get as close as you can per eye.

  Other than that, sucks to suck, And I say that as somebody who is both near sighted and far sighted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subs, not dubs or fascists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I owned a deli I would make this poster and put it up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It doesn’t have to be the owner, Just anybody who’s already inside the property needs to let them in.

  So if they had a human as a partner who could go in first and then let them in, then they have nothing to worry about

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parallel Empires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone should make a movie series of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going back to play Mario Kart 8 on my Switch 1 when everyone else has a Switch 2, FOMO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg, I read your comment and immediately rushed to my favorite website for that to make sure it was still up.

  Our holy lady of the spoon is still safe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going back to play Mario Kart 8 on my Switch 1 when everyone else has a Switch 2, FOMO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck the Switch 2

  The moment I found out you’re not actually buying the console, The console still belongs to nintendo, you’re just paying for the license to play it for a little while and it can be bricked at any time, i lost all respect for or urge to buy any nintendo products

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We had this in texas but it’s illegal now.

  I think it’s illegal in six other states too.

  Reasons stated: Protect the economics of the cattle industry and to protect public health

  No more beyond steak tips in my pasta, For the good of public health and to support the sale of real cow meat that I already never buy…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is true wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I dont make enough to afford a shrink, But I do get one day a sick leave per month to use when I can’t get out of bed.

  Trust me, I would love to see a head doctor, But this is the best I can do right now

  It doesn’t mean I don’t have mental illness it means i’m doing the best I can with what I got

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah minthi spikchur anadón likit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”

  Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit's getting real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just got some at my local HEB, they’re still ¢87 there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Gemini struggles to write code, calls itself “a disgrace to my species”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI gains sentience,

  first thing it develops is impostor syndrome, depression, And intrusive thoughts of self-deletion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Expand North! So much room up there.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck… winter is cumming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This boomer couple would be hit with $700,000 tax bill if they sold their mansion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  700k is 20% of 3.5 million

  That leaves 2.8 million

  If put into savings with a 4% annual interest rate, that is 112k per year

  And they are complaining?

  You fucking kidding me?