Jesus, just pull his fly down and give him a blow job already.
Imagine being a billionaire, running one the most powerful, corporations in the United States, and prostrating yourself to Donald Trump in this very public and embarrassing way.
Submitted 8 months ago by Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
https://files.catbox.moe/1fz7mq.mp4
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RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Probably got bored of that
Kurious84@lemmings.world 8 months ago
You know cook loves money more than his principles.
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Tim Cook, and Apple, is supporting a pedophile. Remember that when you walk into an Apple Store, if you can afford to.
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai visited Trump at Mar-a-Lago after the election, and Google donated $1 million to the inauguration fund”
So is Google and every major company
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
real big yet you participate in society energy
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
You’re right it’s both now can we fuck off with the “buh buh buh the other company!” bullshit?
Article is about Apple not Google.
atticus88th@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I bet most of the people here replying in the comments are typing on what helped pay for that gold plated ass kissing device.
vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I’m typing this on a Lenovo laptop keyboard (V14 series, the plastic casing is just a catastrophe near the lid hinges, though I’ve seen the same with the magnesium casing, it has plastic parts inside).
I’ve also pirated some Apple TV attempt at Foundation episodes, but honestly felt like The Arc. Sci-Fi with some right initial ideas, but ultimately thoroughly idiotic.
In case of Apple TV’s Foundation, I couldn’t help thinking that they were trying to make it “look expensive” and “feel elitarian” similarly to their products, first priority, make it feel “diverse” and in social interactions representing a certain prestigious set of political ideas, second priority, make it feel nuanced and intelligent more than be nuanced and intelligent, third priority.
Honestly even with 90s Apple stuff virtualized I feel something bad, like nausea, I wouldn’t be able to use it probably. Too much visual design flexing.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Nope.
I am typing on a slab of the biggest AI alop search machine with a Captial GComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Ya but I am pretty sure Google has done a lot to help Trump. Any big tech company wants to be on the good side of Trump.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Maybe if we were on reddit, here I really don’t think that’s true.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Is this a “you criticize society yet you participate in it” thing?
answersplease77@lemmy.world 8 months ago
so Trump excluded Apple from his tarriffs, right?
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Trump could do the funniest thing… And not exempt Apple.
muffedtrims@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ding ding ding!
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Surely 18k gold would be close enough, right?
PushButton@lemmy.world 8 months ago
18? We all know that he prefers 15 or so…
sturmblast@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh hey, another reason Apple fucking sucks. Look at that.
makyo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Another reason billionaires fucking suck. They’ll always end up looking out for each other
WindyRebel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s Apple or Google pretty much here for us Americans. Who do you think we should support? Or do you think we should go back to t9 Nokias?
sturmblast@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Linux phones will eventually get to a point that I can ditch the big two entirely. I hope. But yeah if I didn’t need the apps for my job, I’d go back to a Nokia T9 in a heart beat. I was a live long before smartphones were, I don’t need one.
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
European alternative: sailfishos.org
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I want WebOS back.
Or a clean, normal, non-Android phone version of Linux.
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
You’re on Lemmy and haven’t heard the word of our lord and saviour Linus Torvaldes?
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Release the Epstein files
Sightline@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Surely they will throw him in prison!
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Time to boycott Apple just like everybody decided to boycott Target and Amazon for bending over.
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Google gave $1M to him
Will you boycott Google products too?
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Shouldn’t we?
Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 months ago
Goddammit Tim Apple, it doesn’t even look like anything remotely interesting.
For a split second after he stepped aside to reveal it, I actually thought it was a cool dragon figure. Must’ve been my mind desperately seeking any meaning in this nonsense because I was looking at the phones.
EntropyFlux@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So Trump didn’t want his usual bribe of a BJ and $10M??
ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Fuck you Tim Cook
Wazowski@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Fucking gross.
just_another_person@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I can’t wait for all these fuckwits to get what’s coming to them.
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Don’t forget the $200k gold bar bribe attached to it
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Scorched earth.
Let’s see if apple enjoys the Tesla treatment.
plm00@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
This is my own conjecture, but I’m willing to bet that playing nicely with Pres. Trump somehow saves Apple billions in lost revenue to tariffs and legislation because Trump rewards those who are on his good side. I’m also willing to bet Tim Apple is pressured to do this and has a very different attitude behind closed doors. Not that this excuses anybody for their actions, but it’s clear they’re trying to game the system the best they can in the name of “business”.
forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I don’t know, I mean if any corporation can eat the loss, it’s apple with their insanely high margins.
I’m more inclined to believe there’s some form of quid pro quo going on behind the scenes.
Besides, I simply cannot picture Tim Apple as any kind of a hero in this picture. No way he got bullied. He’s getting something out of it. You scratch my back. I’ll scratch yours.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
You’re probably right.
That doesn’t change my opinion, though, that everyone at Apple can go suck-start their own asshole, and they’ll never receive another cent of my money for as long as I live.
I already wasn’t buying their shit but this has signed and sealed that for the rest of eternity.
FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Keeping our morals behind closed doors is what’s wrong with the world.
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s like nuclear weapons
Unless everyone gets rid of them nobody will
Being the only one not to “bend the knee” will just hurt you if everyone else kisses his ass
WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Almost like it’s a completely bullshit excuse, like “just following orders”.
Crime isn’t suddenly okay because it’s profitable, no matter how much capitalism wants you to believe it.
walden@sub.wetshaving.social 8 months ago
Ick
ApeNo1@lemmy.world 8 months ago
An apple shaped hole in a CD? He just presented Trump with an A-Hole award.
rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I salute Tim on his dick sucking skills
magnus919@lemmy.brandyapple.com 8 months ago
Such precision at such small scale.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 8 months ago
Gay man gives gift to anti-lgbtq president.
Just proves that you can be gay and still be an absolute parasite billionaire. Fuck your pride apple watch bands.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 months ago
Class is the only identity that matters to them
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Tim Cook giving off real housen****r vibes
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No war, but the class war.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well fuck, Clarence is basically a black white supremacist.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It’s pretty clear by now that the character Stinkmeaner is based wholly on Clarence Thomas
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 months ago
his sugar daddy is a nazi, harlan crow.
Maeve@kbin.earth 8 months ago
Thiel showed the way.
bigfondue@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ernst Roehm did it first
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Peter thiel, the architect behind Vance and trump and bilderberg and palantir, is also gay.
So gay, he had his former lover killed.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 months ago
vance who is also mostly closeted too. peter thiel defenestrated his model bf.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Render unto Caesar…
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
we're gonna need more luigis.
MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
an army of them is what we need.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
[deleted]rayyy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You do know that they will buy more? Legislators are a dime a dozen for oligarchs.
tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Because the CEOs will biy the new people. Better to off both.
Zink@programming.dev 8 months ago
Whoa whoa there, slow down. You’re talking crazy. Let’s be reasonable.
The only way to get any sort of reliable data is to let BOTH camps go nuts and see which one gets more attention and results.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Had a hard time hearing what he said… What was it? A gold base for a piece of glass?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 months ago
gold
thats exactly, its probably just gold plated, and not solid gold.
thoon@feddit.nl 8 months ago
I fucking hate corporatism
Maeve@kbin.earth 8 months ago
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Capitalism’s natural end stage
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
This is why when the whole media world rushed to protect him when he came out of the closet as gay was total and utter bullshit. He wasn’t brave and he doesn’t give one hot damn about the gay community clearly.
tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
bootlicker
tomkatt@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll bet those boots taste disgusting.
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Since this isn’t Tim Apple’s first roll in the hay with Trump, I doubt he minds the taste.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Just like $100 dollar bills, if you’re lucky, you might even get a little cocaine with it.
tabular@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Do stocks go up from such a cringe-move?
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 8 months ago
Apple stock did, and unfortunately it even makes sense why. Considering how self-centered Trump is, and how easily swayed he can be by a literal shiny rock being given to him, this was probably a legitimately good trade for Apple.
They spend some money on a gold brick with some laser-cut glass, and the president of the entire country either gives them preferential treatment, or simply doesn't take any more extreme actions he was planning to take against them.
tabular@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The shareholders should be ashamed… That’s not good business, that’s evil.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 months ago
trump loves guady gold plated pieces, he thinks its the epitome of fine furniture or wealth.
batdad90@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They sure did!
Marleyinoc@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Maybe he just has a fetish for tiny pee pees?