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No blowjobs please

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    no blowjobs please

    well what am I supposed to do now??

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cornetto

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    • StarMerchant938@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      When’s your birthday?

      22nd of February.

      What year?

      Every year.

      Get out.

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  • dastechniker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    i want you to look at my cat an orange and white cat, content in my lap.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      here’s my baby
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      • dastechniker@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        YESSS very nice thank you

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      • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ah the 8bit n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, help 😢

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      • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s a powerstance if I’ve ever seen one

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Cashews

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nevermind then.

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  • asqapro@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.

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    • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.

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      • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dude walking then I left. Haha

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    • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks for the Source! Maybe one day I will be bold enough to read that again. Memorized the image imediately.

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    • msage@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It seems that Connect fucks up ampersands in the URL, your link is actually fine.

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    • msage@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The link doesn’t work for me, but copying the name from URL helped me find it, thanks.

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  • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?

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    • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I let the wind take care of it. My driveway and sidewalk are usually clear of clippings within 3-4 days after mowing.

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      • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        What about after mewing?

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What kind of insane?
    Because I wouldn’t mind a few fewer healthcare CEOs 🤔

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Ooooorrr… … …

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      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        I mean, there are always other options lol

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would like a bowl of eyes please

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No blowjobs

    How about blowing my back out?

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I’m afraid that’s all it’ll take for me these days.

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      as long as it’s unrelated.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But all I brought were blossoms. :(

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?

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  • candyman337@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There’s an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can you get us a version of the pic that’s cropped properly?

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  • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just your presence. It’s less lonely walking the path of insanity together.
    —Insane since I was 3.

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  • Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We are out of clock butter and clean tea cups

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gonna start using this at work.

    “Alright guys, I’m going fucking crazy, anyone want anything while I’m out?”

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  • nebula42@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I would really like some hope for the future if you can find some there, please

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tea would be nice.

    Chai with some lavender might hit the spot.

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  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When you need nightmare fuel in Don’t Starve Together

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  • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How about a frappuchino and a hand job?

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  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

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  • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Borgar and fries

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