Cornetto
No blowjobs please
Submitted 1 day ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3bd04933-fc35-4e6c-a2c2-f4669b750909.jpeg
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Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 53 minutes ago
When’s your birthday?
22nd of February.
What year?
Every year.
Get out.
dastechniker@lemmy.world 1 day ago
i want you to look at my cat an orange and white cat, content in my lap.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
dastechniker@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
YESSS very nice thank you
meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Ah the 8bit n edition, I bought the matching mouse and calculator last week, help 😢
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
That’s a powerstance if I’ve ever seen one
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Cashews
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nevermind then.
asqapro@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Source comic (NSFW for some blood later in the comic) for the image. It was tickling my brain that it was so familiar.
einlander@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This webcomic was legendary back in the day. No one expects jump scares from images you control.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah I forgot about it until I saw the dude walking then I left. Haha
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Thanks for the Source! Maybe one day I will be bold enough to read that again. Memorized the image imediately.
msage@programming.dev 1 day ago
It seems that Connect fucks up ampersands in the URL, your link is actually fine.
msage@programming.dev 1 day ago
The link doesn’t work for me, but copying the name from URL helped me find it, thanks.
xkbx@startrek.website 1 day ago
Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?
scytale@piefed.zip 1 day ago
I let the wind take care of it. My driveway and sidewalk are usually clear of clippings within 3-4 days after mowing.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
What kind of insane?
Because I wouldn’t mind a few fewer healthcare CEOs 🤔ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Ooooorrr… … …
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 47 minutes ago
I mean, there are always other options lol
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I would like a bowl of eyes please
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
No blowjobs
How about blowing my back out?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Do you sneeze when looking at a bright light? If not you can smell some ground pepper. I’m afraid that’s all it’ll take for me these days.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
as long as it’s unrelated.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
But all I brought were blossoms. :(
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
Surely the free market will balance out blowjon supply and demand. If not, I guess we need to do some government subsidies. How about 50ct off your income tax for every job?
candyman337@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s an orange guy and his cronies, it would be cool if you could go on a rampage and get rid of em
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
Can you get us a version of the pic that’s cropped properly?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 day ago
Just your presence. It’s less lonely walking the path of insanity together.
—Insane since I was 3.Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
We are out of clock butter and clean tea cups
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Gonna start using this at work.
“Alright guys, I’m going fucking crazy, anyone want anything while I’m out?”
nebula42@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I would really like some hope for the future if you can find some there, please
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Tea would be nice.
Chai with some lavender might hit the spot.
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
When you need nightmare fuel in Don’t Starve Together
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
How about a frappuchino and a hand job?
SillyDude@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Borgar and fries
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
well what am I supposed to do now??
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