xkbx

@xkbx@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's put ice in the wine and chocolate in the hummus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sgaphetti

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I had a slip of latinum for every time a Starfleet officer stole a blue mid-1990s Dodge Ram pickup...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bottom left

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dennis Prager in Harlem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Our chicken⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  he found ded

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well maybe that's why she became a Talaxian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, there’s a Terran named Terrance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motivational⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  carrot big leaf 🥹

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta go fox taming⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with you. Here are three other ways LLMs aren’t close to real:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No blowjobs please⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about after mewing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No blowjobs please⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s one of their chief weapons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back in my day this MF was .29 cents and was THICK with INGREDIENTS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CEO Brags That He Gets "Extremely Excited" Firing People and Replacing Them With AI⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, we should all be doing this. Imagine if companies actually had to be accountable to pay and respect people… Those overinflated execs would deflate and shrivel like a man’s ego when getting out of the pool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheat Codes Activated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God used Confusion! It was super effective!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wait I actually get that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God used Confusion! It was super effective!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha, I can read 50% of this meme

  I believe I am more confused than if I could read none

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polonium⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transformers, Rulebots in disguise⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>MFW I overclocked my electric toothbrush⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really, really do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say it gurl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

  ༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The results are in! 98.8% of Lemmy is gay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

  Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deserved honestly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can a Russian pls confirm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where to find a girlfriend like her!?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phone shit discussion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The call is coming from inside the call

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Direct mp4 test link⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love cartoon violence