xkbx
@xkbx@startrek.website
- Comment on kwah 2 days ago:
🫡🦅💥🇺🇸
- Comment on Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States 5 days ago:
I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang
- Comment on Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States 6 days ago:
laughs in Québecois
- Comment on Me when i dont know what to dk with my hands 2 weeks ago:
As a pervert, yes
- Comment on To help spread positive vibes, news headlines should replace "killed" with "arrived in Heaven". 3 weeks ago:
No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post
- Comment on When you see danger coming 3 weeks ago:
Also, microplastics
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I have read nothing and feel like I regained time lost somehow
- Comment on Srsly 3 weeks ago:
Good god man, that’s my mother
- Comment on Who needs ventilation 4 weeks ago:
Hey, go vent about it elsewhere
- Comment on The RSS (an Indian fascist org) "preparing" for war 4 weeks ago:
Duck suck goose step
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 5 weeks ago:
I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest
- Comment on Chromosomes 5 weeks ago:
Some sort of cartesian graph
- Comment on The internet is millions of monkeys hammering away on typewriters. 5 weeks ago:
You stupid monkey!
- Comment on Lemmy horsepost 5 weeks ago:
I call him the glue that keeps us together
- Comment on Puss ups 5 weeks ago:
Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups
- Comment on Miss identifying someone has consequences 1 month ago:
Or poops
I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps
- Comment on Unpopular popular opinion - fiat 1 month ago:
Gift me 1 million dollars
- Comment on he got himself a job working boom mic with a film crew 1 month ago:
He died for our CinemaSins
(ding)
- Comment on I will not go quietly 1 month ago:
Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body
- Comment on bad case lowly brain worms 1 month ago:
Ceremorphosis, eh?
- Comment on So that's how they do it 1 month ago:
Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”
ಠ_ಠ
my face when
- Comment on You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing 1 month ago:
Good god man think of the fruitarians
- Comment on Here's one 1 month ago:
That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength
- Comment on Ubisoft are making an XCOM-style Rainbow Six game inspired by Siege, claim reports 1 month ago:
Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 month ago:
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 month ago:
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
- Comment on Bring Trek into everything 2 months ago:
My child
- Comment on Embrace this Truth and enjoy life 2 months ago:
but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool
- Comment on That’s enough for today 2 months ago:
Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating
- Comment on Beeing coherent sucks 2 months ago:
Have you tried flinging your own feces
I find it to be… flings a type 3