xkbx

@xkbx@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really, really do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say it gurl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

  ༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The results are in! 98.8% of Lemmy is gay⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

  Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deserved honestly⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can a Russian pls confirm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where to find a girlfriend like her!?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phone shit discussion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The call is coming from inside the call

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Direct mp4 test link⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love cartoon violence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad they kept the top of the glasses in frame so we know that this is from the community and not a hate crime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys on dating sites be like:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can meet interesting people, but ultimately it’s based on superficial connections.

  Typically, the cis woman experience is about filtering, while the cis man experience is about casting as wide of a net as possible.

  You could potentially have a dick-pic free experience if you’re able to curate and filter enough, but be prepared for an exhausting or donging experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox is cancelling Rare's 'Everwild' and ZeniMax's new MMORPG IP as part of broader cuts — with 'Perfect Dark' impacted as well⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  @PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unfortunate news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I grieve not for what has been lost, but for what will not be found

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not POV: your the only boy at the slumber party⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slawghtered

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's nuts!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  im gonna legume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The undeniable right to bear beans! 🐻🫘⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Menace 2 beaniety

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you'll never understand my happiness⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I musn’t paint away… I musn’t paint away… I musn’t paint away!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kwah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  laughs in Québecois

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when i dont know what to dk with my hands⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As a pervert, yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To help spread positive vibes, news headlines should replace "killed" with "arrived in Heaven".⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you see danger coming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, microplastics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have read nothing and feel like I regained time lost somehow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good god man, that’s my mother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who needs ventilation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, go vent about it elsewhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The RSS (an Indian fascist org) "preparing" for war⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Duck suck goose step

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chromosomes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some sort of cartesian graph

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet is millions of monkeys hammering away on typewriters.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You stupid monkey!