xkbx

@xkbx@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not POV: your the only boy at the slumber party⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  i pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Slawghtered

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's nuts!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  im gonna legume

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The undeniable right to bear beans! 🐻🫘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Menace 2 beaniety

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you'll never understand my happiness⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I musn’t paint away… I musn’t paint away… I musn’t paint away!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kwah⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🫡🦅💥🇺🇸

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do love a good Simpson reference, but Quebec and Mexico are to France and Spain the same way the USA is to England… we speak the same language as our European counterparts, but with a world of difference in accents and slang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  laughs in Québecois

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when i dont know what to dk with my hands⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a pervert, yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To help spread positive vibes, news headlines should replace "killed" with "arrived in Heaven".⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you see danger coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, microplastics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have read nothing and feel like I regained time lost somehow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good god man, that’s my mother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who needs ventilation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, go vent about it elsewhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The RSS (an Indian fascist org) "preparing" for war⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Duck suck goose step

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chromosomes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some sort of cartesian graph

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet is millions of monkeys hammering away on typewriters.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You stupid monkey!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy horsepost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I call him the glue that keeps us together

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puss ups⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miss identifying someone has consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or poops

  I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unpopular popular opinion - fiat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gift me 1 million dollars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he got himself a job working boom mic with a film crew⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He died for our CinemaSins

  (ding)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not go quietly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bad case lowly brain worms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ceremorphosis, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So that's how they do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

  ಠ_ಠ

  my face when

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good god man think of the fruitarians

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft are making an XCOM-style Rainbow Six game inspired by Siege, claim reports⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah shit I fumbled the quote