xkbx

@xkbx@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puss ups⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miss identifying someone has consequences⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or poops

  I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unpopular popular opinion - fiat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gift me 1 million dollars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he got himself a job working boom mic with a film crew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He died for our CinemaSins

  (ding)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not go quietly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bad case lowly brain worms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ceremorphosis, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So that's how they do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

  ಠ_ಠ

  my face when

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good god man think of the fruitarians

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft are making an XCOM-style Rainbow Six game inspired by Siege, claim reports⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah shit I fumbled the quote

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring Trek into everything⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My child

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Embrace this Truth and enjoy life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That’s enough for today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beeing coherent sucks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried flinging your own feces

  I find it to be… flings a type 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Echoes of a Forgotten World: A Dystopian Meditation Sleep Experience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not what this sub is for but thank you for providing the soundtrack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Singer Rick Astley dead at age 59⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya almost got me dawg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the community for stuff like this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ernie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When bad guys capture you, instead of torture, they should just have someone charming take you out for drinks.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah shit. Here we go again.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Go back into shower, resume task

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BJJ and the Bear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BJJ and the Bear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classical Meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Took the L on this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wealth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy fuck, a tree pulling you out of your grave to make you forever watch what you did is the most metalest fucking thing

  10/10 would read again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My birthday gift 🎁⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR

  Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AT&T pulls its 5G internet service in NY over new affordable internet law⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fun stuff, in Canada and the USA, the governments actually gave companies hundreds of millions dollars to build fibre optic networks. The companies proceeded to do NOTHING and the governments did nothing about it.

  I’d look it up to back up my sources, but my internet connection is so slow. I’d call that irony, IF ONLY I COULD LOOK UP THE DEFINITION

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*automatic window noises*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same combination on my luggage!