xkbx

@xkbx@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My birthday gift 🎁⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR

  Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AT&T pulls its 5G internet service in NY over new affordable internet law⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fun stuff, in Canada and the USA, the governments actually gave companies hundreds of millions dollars to build fibre optic networks. The companies proceeded to do NOTHING and the governments did nothing about it.

  I’d look it up to back up my sources, but my internet connection is so slow. I’d call that irony, IF ONLY I COULD LOOK UP THE DEFINITION

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*automatic window noises*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same combination on my luggage!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the art of bushit-o

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An ad giant wants to control your next TV’s OS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have yet to find a dumb TV that looks great. Perchance have you any leads?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was rigged?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Things do get looser as you get older

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨very cryptic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was crazy once⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They put me in a room

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meeemmeees!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This post reads like shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some PlayStation games you avoid?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  SR1 was nowhere near as bad as Tomb Raider. The combat was a bit boring and the puzzles were repetitive, but the platforming was significantly more viable than Tomb Raider.

  I mean, I haven’t touched either game in over two decades, and I only briefly played Tomb Raider versus the hundreds of hours I spent in all the Legacy of Kain games, and I frequently watch cutscene “movies” of the LoK titles, but I’m sure that hasn’t created a bias in me whatsoever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the magic within⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m excited for your venture into the trading card business

  I’ll take your entire stock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't humans have paw feet?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  bruh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨uh oh⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a well-rounded meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornhub to block two more states over age verification laws⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So this is how liberty thrives. With thunderous fapping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The man who turned his dead father into a chatbot⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure this is how Pantheon started

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google employees question execs over 'decline in morale' after blowout earnings⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’ve noticed a significant decline in morale, increased distrust and a disconnect between leadership and the workforce,” a comment posted on an internal forum ahead of the meeting read. “How does leadership plan to address these concerns and regain the trust, morale and cohesion that have been foundational to our company’s success?”

  Google is using artificial intelligence to summarize employee comments and questions for the forum.

  bruh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We can do all three things at once⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEAP computations⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at least half of you need to double check this switch⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The shitpost is also cursed