xkbx
@xkbx@startrek.website
- Comment on Motivational 13 hours ago:
carrot big leaf 🥹
- Comment on Gotta go fox taming 3 days ago:
I agree with you. Here are three other ways LLMs aren’t close to real:
- Comment on No blowjobs please 5 days ago:
What about after mewing?
- Comment on No blowjobs please 5 days ago:
Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?
- Comment on Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! 1 week ago:
It’s one of their chief weapons
- Comment on Back in my day this MF was .29 cents and was THICK with INGREDIENTS 1 week ago:
you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results
- Comment on CEO Brags That He Gets "Extremely Excited" Firing People and Replacing Them With AI 1 week ago:
Honestly, we should all be doing this. Imagine if companies actually had to be accountable to pay and respect people… Those overinflated execs would deflate and shrivel like a man’s ego when getting out of the pool.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.
- Comment on Cheat Codes Activated 1 week ago:
“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”
- Comment on "Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport." 1 week ago:
Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
- Comment on God used Confusion! It was super effective! 1 week ago:
wait I actually get that
- Comment on God used Confusion! It was super effective! 2 weeks ago:
Ha, I can read 50% of this meme
I believe I am more confused than if I could read none
- Comment on Polonium 2 weeks ago:
I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)
- Comment on Transformers, Rulebots in disguise 2 weeks ago:
They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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- Comment on >MFW I overclocked my electric toothbrush 2 weeks ago:
when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎
- Comment on We really, really do. 3 weeks ago:
Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠
- Comment on Just say it gurl 3 weeks ago:
I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
- Comment on The results are in! 98.8% of Lemmy is gay 3 weeks ago:
Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole
Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on Deserved honestly 3 weeks ago:
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
- Comment on Can a Russian pls confirm 4 weeks ago:
In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations
- Comment on Where to find a girlfriend like her!? 4 weeks ago:
Outside, where grass is real and may be touched
- Comment on Phone shit discussion 4 weeks ago:
The call is coming from inside the call
- Comment on Direct mp4 test link 4 weeks ago:
I love cartoon violence
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’m glad they kept the top of the glasses in frame so we know that this is from the community and not a hate crime
- Comment on Guys on dating sites be like: 5 weeks ago:
You can meet interesting people, but ultimately it’s based on superficial connections.
Typically, the cis woman experience is about filtering, while the cis man experience is about casting as wide of a net as possible.
You could potentially have a dick-pic free experience if you’re able to curate and filter enough, but be prepared for an exhausting or donging experience.
- Comment on Xbox is cancelling Rare's 'Everwild' and ZeniMax's new MMORPG IP as part of broader cuts — with 'Perfect Dark' impacted as well 5 weeks ago:
@PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU
- Comment on unfortunate news 5 weeks ago:
I grieve not for what has been lost, but for what will not be found
- Comment on Not POV: your the only boy at the slumber party 5 weeks ago:
i pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle? 1 month ago:
Slawghtered