Ernie is committing a mercy killing. The hate crime is mustard on watermelon.
Thanks I hate it
Submitted 1 month ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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TomMasz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 month ago
Maybe Ernie’s hate crime is unrelated to the top part
teamevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ernie got some demons
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everyday we tokyo drift further from god
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Shit like this wants me to Paul Walker outta here
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Look at you just Roman around like this isn’t Ludacris. We need to run outta here.
epicsninja@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you see a news article saying “X Sensational Thing has become a trend”, odds are is a gross exaggeration to the point of complete fabrication, and you fell for it.
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
One of my Valheim characters. A bit caveman-like.
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Fair enough, have a good time playing!
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
Thats not a hate crime, just regular crime.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I’ll put chili lime seasoning on fruit sometimes.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
That’s… Normal? Tajin on a fresh mango is delicious!
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I feel like anyone who considers that normal should be open to mustard on watermelon
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Big fan of chilli flakes and just a little salt on seared pineapple.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I could believe it’s not horrible flavor-wise, but the very act in and of itself is irreparably sinful
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I think you could make a sour sauce that would be good with watermelon. Maybe something similar to lemon curd.
Shapillon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sriracha isn’t exactly sour but it pairs really well with other sweet stuff.
One of my favourite snacks is some sour jam (lemon, berries, rhubarb, etc) with a healthy dollop of sriracha on bread.
The mix between fruits and garlic kinda feel like Durian if it had no smell.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“9gag” in this case means having exactly nine gag reflexes after eating it.
M137@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I actually think this might work with some kinds of mustard. But definitely not with 'Murican mustard, as that’s vile no matter what.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I agree, putting salt on watermelon is a big thing in the south. I think using a flavorful mustard wouldn’t be much different than using a salad dressing.
goosehorse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Salt on watermelon is delicious!
Last year, a friend made me a watermelon salad that was basically just watermelon with balsamic vinegar and some mixed greens, and it was fantastic.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lol, dude’s trying not to vomit.
MadnessForTsar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel my stomachache is coming back just by seeing this image
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t care about the mustard. The way he’s holding your melon makes me want to end him.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“Food trends” kill me.
Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
That looks like an article - did 9gag morph from a cesspool into a curated cesspool like buzzfeed?
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d eat it.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
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shneancy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
and there i was thinking i’m committing hate crimes against italy by putting ketchup on a panini whilst there’re people out there committing hate crimes against the very idea of flavour!
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I expect most of my pizza and pasta recipes are a hate crime in Italy and I refuse to stop.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Me:
Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast
Me: That sound awful
Friend: it’s delicious
Me: ok I try
Me tries
Friend: Was it any good?
Me: it was… ok
Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great
Me: what you never tasted?
Ex-friend: no
oppy1984@lemdro.id 1 month ago
A former coworker on night shift was a manager at MacDonald’s, she claimed that putting the grape jelly on a sausage biscuit was amazing.
I stop by McDonald’s on my way home and try it. Once I finished the sausage biscuit with grape jelly I conclude that she was high when she came up with that because it was awful.
The following night she asks if I tried it and I tell her I did and thought it was awful, she replied “eh, I guess you’ve got to be stoned to enjoy it”.
nailingjello@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I occasionally add strawberry or grape jelly to a sausage egg mcmuffin and and I think it works really well.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That is a variant of a Monti Cristo.
Monti Cristos are delicious,
Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Turn that into a grilled cheese and you’ve hit gold
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That is delicious.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have those everytime I have breakfast, little egg yolk, yumm.