Ernie is committing a mercy killing. The hate crime is mustard on watermelon.
Thanks I hate it
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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TomMasz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Maybe Ernie’s hate crime is unrelated to the top part
teamevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ernie got some demons
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Everyday we tokyo drift further from god
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shit like this wants me to Paul Walker outta here
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Look at you just Roman around like this isn’t Ludacris. We need to run outta here.
epicsninja@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you see a news article saying “X Sensational Thing has become a trend”, odds are is a gross exaggeration to the point of complete fabrication, and you fell for it.
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
One of my Valheim characters. A bit caveman-like.
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Fair enough, have a good time playing!
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But seriously, melon mixed with feta, mint leaves and seasoned with chili is really nice.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
Thats not a hate crime, just regular crime.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I’ll put chili lime seasoning on fruit sometimes.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
That’s… Normal? Tajin on a fresh mango is delicious!
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I feel like anyone who considers that normal should be open to mustard on watermelon
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Big fan of chilli flakes and just a little salt on seared pineapple.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I could believe it’s not horrible flavor-wise, but the very act in and of itself is irreparably sinful
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I think you could make a sour sauce that would be good with watermelon. Maybe something similar to lemon curd.
Shapillon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sriracha isn’t exactly sour but it pairs really well with other sweet stuff.
One of my favourite snacks is some sour jam (lemon, berries, rhubarb, etc) with a healthy dollop of sriracha on bread.
The mix between fruits and garlic kinda feel like Durian if it had no smell.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“9gag” in this case means having exactly nine gag reflexes after eating it.
M137@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I actually think this might work with some kinds of mustard. But definitely not with 'Murican mustard, as that’s vile no matter what.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I agree, putting salt on watermelon is a big thing in the south. I think using a flavorful mustard wouldn’t be much different than using a salad dressing.
goosehorse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Salt on watermelon is delicious!
Last year, a friend made me a watermelon salad that was basically just watermelon with balsamic vinegar and some mixed greens, and it was fantastic.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lol, dude’s trying not to vomit.
MadnessForTsar@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I feel my stomachache is coming back just by seeing this image
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t care about the mustard. The way he’s holding your melon makes me want to end him.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“Food trends” kill me.
Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
That looks like an article - did 9gag morph from a cesspool into a curated cesspool like buzzfeed?
Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d eat it.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
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shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
and there i was thinking i’m committing hate crimes against italy by putting ketchup on a panini whilst there’re people out there committing hate crimes against the very idea of flavour!
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I expect most of my pizza and pasta recipes are a hate crime in Italy and I refuse to stop.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Me:
Friend: Try bacon on jam on toast
Me: That sound awful
Friend: it’s delicious
Me: ok I try
Me tries
Friend: Was it any good?
Me: it was… ok
Friend: too bad I imagined it would be great
Me: what you never tasted?
Ex-friend: no
oppy1984@lemdro.id 3 weeks ago
A former coworker on night shift was a manager at MacDonald’s, she claimed that putting the grape jelly on a sausage biscuit was amazing.
I stop by McDonald’s on my way home and try it. Once I finished the sausage biscuit with grape jelly I conclude that she was high when she came up with that because it was awful.
The following night she asks if I tried it and I tell her I did and thought it was awful, she replied “eh, I guess you’ve got to be stoned to enjoy it”.
nailingjello@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I occasionally add strawberry or grape jelly to a sausage egg mcmuffin and and I think it works really well.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That is a variant of a Monti Cristo.
Monti Cristos are delicious,
Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Turn that into a grilled cheese and you’ve hit gold
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That is delicious.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have those everytime I have breakfast, little egg yolk, yumm.