GeeDubHayduke

@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May The Fleas Of Ten Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  May a diseased yak vomit in your slippers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Want a hand job or something?

  The way you put effort in? Nah. You’ll just mash it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Buddha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Books that help you sleep⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Nico Bellic! In the flesh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Enjoy your bliss!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the single biggest WHOOSH I’ve seen on the Internet since 2000. You are a legend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some Reddit users just love to disagree, new AI-powered troll-spotting algorithm finds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No u.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought my shirt made it very clear!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “This particular individual should not have engaged in consuming a succulent Chinese meal. The law’s black and while.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Blueberry pancakes are delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HBO Go HBO Now HBO Max Max Is Changing Its Name to HBO Max⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In elementary, i had a friend named Torrance who hated the name Torrance. So, for third grade, he used his middle name, James. Didn’t like it. Fourth grade, he went with just Tor. In fifth grade, we just mashed up a bunch of random names and called him DylTorPeteBobJames. This feels the same: HBOGoNowMaxBobJames

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  Just gonna leave this here. Not sure why the urge struck, but ah well! C’est la vie!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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  Yeah, no confusion here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So, you missed the link…? Or, just lost your sense of humor in the war?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hollywood is crazy. The Last Samurai, staring Tom Cruise…?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask a ninja is back! He’s been uploading at least once a week for a couple weeks now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody Wants⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  sprays loch ness monsta spray

  Not today!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ML logic is "respecting" other communists by constantly asserting they aren't communists⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Savagery in simplicity. I dig your style.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoon⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For the love of God.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spoon⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if your spoon is too big?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump loses his mind over pushback to Qatar jet deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you lose something you never had…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “My hand can touch everything, but themselves! Oh, wait…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK if you have a library card or are a student, there's a free streaming service called Kanopy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Giggity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I want that gift"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In Soviet Frieren, crotch box eat you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I want that gift"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 2: Put your junk in the box!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was gonna say “Dunning-Krugers gonna Dunning-Kruger.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe Trump's Presidency Will Make Everything So Awful It Will Facilitate Actual Positive Change Nationwide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The USA is taking one for the global team rn. We’re a shining example of exactly what not to do, what roads to avoid, and who to not become.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In Movies and TV shows, its always ambiguous if someone is dead or merely knocked out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ping pong bot returns shots with high-speed precision⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not like that ping-pong bot.

  I do not like how it returns shots.

  I do not like it, here or there.

  I do not like it anywhere!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Get this fucking nuance away from me. ASS!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But, how else are you supposed to know that THEY’RE enlightened and superior, if they don’t loudly proclaim it at every given opportunity? Hmmmm?!