GeeDubHayduke
@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Rupert Murdog 26 minutes ago:
Whenever my dog used to smiled like that, he was two seconds away from puking all over the carpet. Which makes sense here, considering this good doggo is being compared to that Nosferatu.
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 3 days ago:
“Food trends” kill me.
Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?
- Comment on Inside China’s plan for ‘621mph floating train’ that goes faster than a plane 5 days ago:
Don’t ask it silly questions, it won’t play silly games…
- Comment on People angry that Superman represents kindness are outright admitting that they don't want to be good people 6 days ago:
Does he like his toast done on one side…?
- Comment on 'Xbox Hardware Is Dead,' Says Founding Team Member, 'It Looks Like Xbox Has No Desire — Or Literally Can't — Ship Hardware Anymore' - IGN 2 weeks ago:
I’d say these views are more mainstream than you might know.
- Comment on Pope Leo looks to MAGA megadonors to shore up Church finances 2 weeks ago:
St. George Carlin
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 2 weeks ago:
whoosh
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 2 weeks ago:
I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion
Holy fucking reading comprehension, Batman. To be fair ( to be FAIR!), I’m seriously impressed at your writing skills, considering you’re an obvious goldfish.
- Comment on It's only a class war when we fight back 2 weeks ago:
“Short, quippy, and wrong.” You’re deciding someone else’s position for them, and then debating that.
- Comment on MrBeast scraps AI YouTube thumbnail generator days after announcing it: 'If creators don't want the tools, no worries' 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 2 weeks ago:
I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion, but as a way to highlight said delusion to others that read it afterwards.
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 2 weeks ago:
Are you three…‽ It would explain your absolutely atrocious understanding of the world around you, and it would be a fine excuse for your conversational/debate “skills.”
- Comment on Kids don't understand some times you just watch southpark to find out how kenny dies. 3 weeks ago:
“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”
- Comment on Protip: 4 weeks ago:
“Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender.”
- Comment on What would it take to make Gemini suitable to be president of the world? 5 weeks ago:
A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…
…well SHIT.
- Comment on I don't piss in the shower, that's gross. 1 month ago:
You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?
- Comment on Can deliberate noise harassment still be a crime if it's done every day from 7:30 AM till 10:30-11:30 PM? 1 month ago:
Saul Goodman. My typical response when i catch my own is “ducking autocorrupt.”
- Comment on Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian? 1 month ago:
“I don’t like that question. I don’t LIKE that question. I don’t like THAT question…!”
- Comment on Pondering my beans 1 month ago:
Better than a beanie wieney.
- Comment on Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian? 1 month ago:
“Oh, you’re really something aren’t you?”
“I am, and you’re nothing, aren’t you?”
Mr Smarty Pants got destroyed.
- Comment on Pondering my beans 1 month ago:
You bean-pondering bean ponderer.
- Comment on Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian? 1 month ago:
He’s Schrodinger’s Christian. Mother fucker is so slippery, getting a straight answer out of him is akin to trying to nail jello to a wall. Good luck.
- Comment on Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian? 1 month ago:
“What for you mean ‘belief?’ What do you mean by ‘in?’ What does ‘a’ mean?”
- Comment on The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss 1 month ago:
Don’t give them ideas, fuck!
- Comment on Can deliberate noise harassment still be a crime if it's done every day from 7:30 AM till 10:30-11:30 PM? 1 month ago:
I missed a step; how do i get from race ants to rave ants…?
- Comment on My AI Skeptic Friends Are All Nuts 1 month ago:
“This is just plain fuckin’ stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays ‘O Come, All Ye Faithful’ and you wanna get one too!”
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 1 month ago:
Rookie numbers.
- Comment on What happened 1 month ago:
I had the Spanish inquisition on my bingo card, not Ded Sheeran. Bummer.
- Comment on Twice she asked a great question that really got me thinking 1 month ago:
The answer to an “either/or” question is ALWAYS yes. C’mon, dude.
- Comment on What happened 1 month ago:
Just… leave the face.
