GeeDubHayduke
@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on China plans to build nuclear plant on the moon to power base shared with Russia 9 hours ago:
In additional “Global News” the French Seychelles have just announced their plan to bore to the center of the earth in order to rule over the Crab People.
- Comment on Zelenskyy: Missile that killed 12 in Kyiv made with 116 foreign components, majority US-made 2 days ago:
We bring you peace, and democracy!
The “peace and democracy:” Image
- Comment on I really thought I'd learn more about towers from a book that's about two of them. 5 days ago:
Thankee sai.
- Comment on I really thought I'd learn more about towers from a book that's about two of them. 5 days ago:
What did your elvish eyes read…?
- Comment on I really thought I'd learn more about towers from a book that's about two of them. 5 days ago:
You remember the face of your father.
- Comment on Tesla's "Predictive" Odometers Had 9+ Drivers Complaining of Inaccuracy Before Lawsuit. We Even Found Video! 5 days ago:
In 2012? 2013? Not sure exactly when, but i got two 4 packs of red bull because it does in fact, not, give you wings.
- Comment on I only ordered one because it's "realistic" 6 days ago:
Just a really smelly box is all.
- Comment on oh yeeeeeee 1 week ago:
“My son is also named Bort.”
- Comment on Who should america be more concerned about MS-13 or Russia? 1 week ago:
Ah yes. You must be the common clay of the new west.
- Comment on Who should america be more concerned about MS-13 or Russia? 1 week ago:
I don’t see a MS-13 hand shoved firmly up Trump’s ass, so…
- Comment on HP agrees million-dollar settlement over "false advertising" on PCs, keyboards 1 week ago:
MUAHAHAHAHA!
- Comment on The pre burn 1 week ago:
Andy Dick? Half of LA has stories about that guy.
- Comment on The pre burn 1 week ago:
Trump: “666% tariffs on Easter eggs! Me am good Christian boy.”
- Comment on The pre burn 1 week ago:
If the picture SA’s you, then yes.
- Comment on Is 4chan dead forever? Where are the refugees going? 1 week ago:
It worked. Some people had their sense of humor shot off in highschool.
- Comment on God bless that flag 1 week ago:
I’m so torn. I always upvote a depressedpoochie, but MURICA…
- Comment on God bless that flag 1 week ago:
“YOU ARE FREE to do what we tell you!”
- Comment on Spoon knows what spoon must do 1 week ago:
Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
- Comment on Spoon knows what spoon must do 1 week ago:
In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.
Ba-DUM tssss!
- Comment on Spoon knows what spoon must do 1 week ago:
To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.
- Comment on Atari 2600: The Atlantis of Game Consoles 2 weeks ago:
I paid rent for a while in 2010 by getting people to pay me to make their 360 work again. Those were the days.
- Comment on How do you handle absolutely critical alerts on your Android phone? 2 weeks ago:
I use the SlayerWaspKC method.
- Comment on Atari 2600: The Atlantis of Game Consoles 2 weeks ago:
rrod Xbox 360 has entered the chat
- Comment on Atari 2600: The Atlantis of Game Consoles 2 weeks ago:
“E waste?” In the early 90s?!? LMAO!
I’m not sure exactly what happened to it, but death by firing squad, followed by incineration, and then repurposed into lead paint or used as seasoning at an elementary cafeteria would be par for the course back in those days.
- Comment on Atari 2600: The Atlantis of Game Consoles 2 weeks ago:
My uncle gave me one with about 10 games back in the early 90s. He just didn’t want it sitting around anymore. Problem was, i had a regular and super Nintendo by that point… I honestly had more fun setting it up than i did playing it.
- Comment on Can you believe it? 2 weeks ago:
It makes such a lovely CLANG, you just got get another hit…
- Comment on Can you believe it? 2 weeks ago:
AAAGH! Y2.1K!
- Comment on Can you believe it? 2 weeks ago:
Am stoopped Amerikkkan. Only lern 12 munth in skool. Wut naym of munth 25?
- Comment on Knock knock knocking on heaven's do-or-or-aawwhhh 2 weeks ago:
I’ve literally done this.
Found a vial in a camp chair while buying doses at a three day rave. Thought it was an empty, put it in my pocket and rediscovered it on the dance floor a couple hours later. It wasn’t empty; it was one of those larger mint drop bottles and it was around 3/4 full, so well over a hundred hits. By the end of the weekend, i was literally just sipping off the vial.
- Comment on Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version 2 weeks ago:
Hang on to your DODGSON OVER HERE!