GeeDubHayduke
@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Kids don't understand some times you just watch southpark to find out how kenny dies. 21 hours ago:
“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”
- Comment on Protip: 1 week ago:
“Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender.”
- Comment on What would it take to make Gemini suitable to be president of the world? 3 weeks ago:
A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…
…well SHIT.
- Comment on I don't piss in the shower, that's gross. 3 weeks ago:
You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?
- Comment on Can deliberate noise harassment still be a crime if it's done every day from 7:30 AM till 10:30-11:30 PM? 3 weeks ago:
Saul Goodman. My typical response when i catch my own is “ducking autocorrupt.”
- Comment on Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian? 3 weeks ago:
“I don’t like that question. I don’t LIKE that question. I don’t like THAT question…!”
- Comment on Pondering my beans 3 weeks ago:
Better than a beanie wieney.
- Comment on Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian? 3 weeks ago:
“Oh, you’re really something aren’t you?”
“I am, and you’re nothing, aren’t you?”
Mr Smarty Pants got destroyed.
- Comment on Pondering my beans 3 weeks ago:
You bean-pondering bean ponderer.
- Comment on Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian? 3 weeks ago:
He’s Schrodinger’s Christian. Mother fucker is so slippery, getting a straight answer out of him is akin to trying to nail jello to a wall. Good luck.
- Comment on Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian? 3 weeks ago:
“What for you mean ‘belief?’ What do you mean by ‘in?’ What does ‘a’ mean?”
- Comment on The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss 3 weeks ago:
Don’t give them ideas, fuck!
- Comment on Can deliberate noise harassment still be a crime if it's done every day from 7:30 AM till 10:30-11:30 PM? 3 weeks ago:
I missed a step; how do i get from race ants to rave ants…?
- Comment on My AI Skeptic Friends Are All Nuts 3 weeks ago:
“This is just plain fuckin’ stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays ‘O Come, All Ye Faithful’ and you wanna get one too!”
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 3 weeks ago:
Rookie numbers.
- Comment on What happened 3 weeks ago:
I had the Spanish inquisition on my bingo card, not Ded Sheeran. Bummer.
- Comment on Twice she asked a great question that really got me thinking 3 weeks ago:
The answer to an “either/or” question is ALWAYS yes. C’mon, dude.
- Comment on What happened 3 weeks ago:
Just… leave the face.
- Comment on Don't think I will ever attend that class 3 weeks ago:
In a similar vein, if Miss Cleo was actually psychic, why didn’t she ever call me?
- Comment on What happened 3 weeks ago:
That’s basically what played out. As i remember it when it happened, that was all because the actress that played Aria loved him, and they did it to please her.
- Comment on What happened 3 weeks ago:
🎶"Red Wedding, Red Wedding! Lots of stabbing and a little beheading!"🎶
- Comment on What happened 3 weeks ago:
I’d say hearing his “music” is a worse way, but that’s subjective.
- Comment on MEN. 3 weeks ago:
I did therapy for a little while a few years ago. I quit after the third week of listening to my “therapist” talk about his wife’s after church activities, and attempting to convert me to a Southern Baptist.
I’ll take the mercury.
- Comment on I can't hear them 3 weeks ago:
Should probably get down to ye olde Bridgton Food Mart for supplies.
- Comment on I can't hear them 3 weeks ago:
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Next trauma’s free!
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 4 weeks ago:
“Frozen bloody tampon popsicle!”
- Comment on I knew it 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Beat down with the sickness 4 weeks ago:
Owfk The World, being the radio edit of ICP’s Fuck The World was unintentionally hilarious.
“In this song i say ‘owfk’ 93 times!” and “owfk Lyle Lovett, whoever the owfk that is!”
- Comment on Kremlin calls Trump 'emotional' after US president says Putin is 'crazy' 4 weeks ago:
“Two men enter, one me leaves.”