GeeDubHayduke
@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Marketing Doesn't Work on Nerds 3 hours ago:
I have a cable that’ll fix that for ya…
- Comment on I am a meat popsicle. 2 days ago:
“SMOKE you!”
- Comment on Flexin the muscles 2 days ago:
“This reminds me of the time i went on a blind date with Emmanuel Lewis on Cinco de Mayo!”
- Comment on “TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!” 3 days ago:
“How did Fuentes make it look so easy…!?”
- Comment on “TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!” 3 days ago:
I like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.
- Comment on “TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE IF THE LAW!!!” 3 days ago:
I adore Colonel Angus!"
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
They took the law into their own hands because the law does exist to serve victims, only oppressors. Yes, this means the violence all too present in the US has finally come to white conservatives. Deal with it.
By your tone, it sounds to me like you think i don’t wholeheartedly agree. Which is incorrect.
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
I do not WANT violence, no. And yet, here we are.
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
Are we playing questions?
“Counting or not counting gang violence?”
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
You’re animals. You’re no better than goddamn wild animals
…I hope you’re crucified in the streets.
Ah, you’re one of the rational ones, i see
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
Eew, didn’t expect usual necrophilia in this thread. Get his dick out of your mouth man, he’s dead!
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
Not really; have you seen his face? It’s all tiny. Hardly a snack.
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
It’s depressing how many tools there everywhere…
Quoth the tool
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
Stuck to his guns
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
It’s my personal belief with absolutely no evidence that the person asking the questions and the shooter were working together. Those questions and the timing of the shot are just too fucking perfect.
- Comment on I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything 2 weeks ago:
Will you use these newly discovered powers for good, or evil…?
- Comment on don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices 3 weeks ago:
Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.
- Comment on Speeding overtaking driver who left cyclist with life-changing injures in “horrendous” hit-and-run crash jailed for four years 4 weeks ago:
Them:
That’s cross-posting. They’re adding something to the community.
You:
So you’re still maintaining that propaganda doesn’t exist?
This isn’t even mental gymnastics, it’s mental parkour. You’re just jumping all over the place, ain’t ya?
- Comment on Big Balls Clapped 4 weeks ago:
I’ll tolerate you sucking my Big Balls. Then you may fuck off. Quietly.
- Comment on Big Balls Clapped 4 weeks ago:
As sure as pulling stones and tugging teats is hard work, it sure beats fightin’ someone with a treasure trail.
- Comment on Bet you don't remember this 5 weeks ago:
“Remember”? You just said the magic word!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!1!!!
- Comment on YSK: US Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem publically bragged about killing her puppy 5 weeks ago:
Fuck. Sorry you lost your ignorance.
- Comment on YSK about Changing your Profile Picture to Clippy 5 weeks ago:
Never thought Donald Rumsfeld would be a step up from Whiskey Gate, but here we are.
- Comment on YSK about Changing your Profile Picture to Clippy 5 weeks ago:
Fucking
NO.
- Comment on Collective Shout Purge Sees Horror Games In Crosshairs 1 month ago:
TIL the thing under a cat’s tail is an “assterisk.”
- Comment on "Steam Did Not Respond To Us": Collective Shout Defends Calling On Payment Processors To Ban Adult Games 1 month ago:
sniff sniff
I think there’s some sarcasm in that comment.
- Comment on Out for a hike and found this interesting tree 1 month ago:
Sure, but when I do this, i end up on a list…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Whenever my dog used to smiled like that, he was two seconds away from puking all over the carpet. Which makes sense here, considering this good doggo is being compared to that Nosferatu.
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 2 months ago:
“Food trends” kill me.
Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?
- Comment on Inside China’s plan for ‘621mph floating train’ that goes faster than a plane 2 months ago:
Don’t ask it silly questions, it won’t play silly games…
