GeeDubHayduke

@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Right now, all i have is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok. I’ll take that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  NAH! WE’RE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  NAH! WE’RE OUT OF BAVARIAN CREME-FILLED DONUTS!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok. I’ll take that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that libs!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So MAGAts, would you be willing to let Trump shit in your open mouth if a “libtard” had to smell it…?

  Narrator: They were indeed willing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that libs!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And that is a fantasy that many encourage, since surprise is a helluva drug when it comes to violence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that libs!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make sure you pull the teeth and shave their heads first. Don’t wanna give the piggies a tummy ache.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I turn my tv on?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve found that a bit of cocaine and promises of acting work does the trick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aside from music anime, which ones do you consider to have a unique soundtrack?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Came here hoping to see Cowboy Bebop. Tank! is my ringtone, and i listen to Mushroom Hunting on a regular basis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drug Dealer Simulator publisher launches an investigation against Schedule 1 creator. The game is supposedly “violating company’s IP”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is DDS’s parent company Nintendo…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roses are red, get in the Uber, I need you here as my⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Saw one while driving cross-country way before camera phones, so unfortunately, no pics. It was Public Self Storage… or Pubic Elf Rage.

  I still think Pubic Elf Rage is a great band name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oracle hid serious data breach from customers, now hacker has it up for sale⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jellies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At this point? Ain’t we all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨jellies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Enkindle this!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says 'very angry' with Putin over Ukraine: NBC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Paul Giamatti!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do the Republicans feel about Project 2025 now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got into an argument with my dad a couple days ago about this exact thing.

  I was bitching that despite being given unlimited power, Biden just fucked off and let the carion eaters have their way with the corpse of America. His response? “It’s all Biden’s fault.” He’s being sarcastic and thinks he’s making fun of maga, but he’s right. This shit is Biden’s fault. And Garland’s, and all the other bitches in Blue. He actually thinks I’m defending fucking TRUMP when i point out Dems fuckups. He goes on and on about how politics isn’t a team sport, but then he engages in fucking tribalism, just like the magats.

  It’s infuriating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do the Republicans feel about Project 2025 now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Complete non sequitur, but i knew someone about 20 years ago that referred to herself as Sara Tonin. Hope she’s doing ok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israel publicly announces genocidal intent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The sign says “No shoes, no shirt, no service.”

  You guys gotta wear these. Hands out flip flops. There, all good now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israel publicly announces genocidal intent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you realize that Gaza has been completely flattened under Kamala Harris?

  I think you’ve got your flashcards mixed up, comrade. You meant “Genocide Joe.”

  Words are hard, especially English with all the “yours” and “theres” but keep trying!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon accused of using algorithms to push warehouse workers to breaking point.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Best way I’ve ever heard it described was that before the Internet, every village had it’s idiot… “Hatians are eating pets? What? Oh, you were talking to Jerry.”

  Now, all the village idiots have glommed into each other and retweet the insanity back and forth until it takes on a life of it’s own. “Buttery males!” and “adrenochrome extractions happening in basements of pizza places” etc etc etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X (Twitter) is down in worldwide outage.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Freedom powder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X (Twitter) is down in worldwide outage.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not really an authentic American meal unless you deep fry it in HFCS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ask you this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rookie numbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do tell!!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do tell!!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those who know, do not speak.

  Those who speak, do not know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Israelis mock Palestinian children in viral TikTok 'prank call' trend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seem? They’re filming this shit for no other reason than cruelty and online clout. It’s kicking people while they’re down. They’re actually worse than the Nazis now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even as a collector, I've never laid my hands on one of these.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wtf? I’ve never even heard of this thing. Might have to look into emulators, for curiosity sake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HowdoyouKEN!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol! One of my classmates liked using Dhalsim, but didn’t like when we teased him for using “yoga loogie” and “yoga spitball.”