GeeDubHayduke
@GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices 7 hours ago:
Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.
- Comment on Speeding overtaking driver who left cyclist with life-changing injures in “horrendous” hit-and-run crash jailed for four years 1 week ago:
Them:
That’s cross-posting. They’re adding something to the community.
You:
So you’re still maintaining that propaganda doesn’t exist?
This isn’t even mental gymnastics, it’s mental parkour. You’re just jumping all over the place, ain’t ya?
- Comment on Big Balls Clapped 1 week ago:
I’ll tolerate you sucking my Big Balls. Then you may fuck off. Quietly.
- Comment on Big Balls Clapped 1 week ago:
As sure as pulling stones and tugging teats is hard work, it sure beats fightin’ someone with a treasure trail.
- Comment on Bet you don't remember this 2 weeks ago:
“Remember”? You just said the magic word!
Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!1!!!
- Comment on YSK: US Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem publically bragged about killing her puppy 2 weeks ago:
Fuck. Sorry you lost your ignorance.
- Comment on YSK about Changing your Profile Picture to Clippy 2 weeks ago:
Never thought Donald Rumsfeld would be a step up from Whiskey Gate, but here we are.
- Comment on YSK about Changing your Profile Picture to Clippy 2 weeks ago:
Fucking
NO.
- Comment on Collective Shout Purge Sees Horror Games In Crosshairs 4 weeks ago:
TIL the thing under a cat’s tail is an “assterisk.”
- Comment on "Steam Did Not Respond To Us": Collective Shout Defends Calling On Payment Processors To Ban Adult Games 4 weeks ago:
sniff sniff
I think there’s some sarcasm in that comment.
- Comment on Out for a hike and found this interesting tree 4 weeks ago:
Sure, but when I do this, i end up on a list…
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Whenever my dog used to smiled like that, he was two seconds away from puking all over the carpet. Which makes sense here, considering this good doggo is being compared to that Nosferatu.
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 1 month ago:
“Food trends” kill me.
Mmmm! Know what goes really good on your bowl of steaming rat assholes? Cobwebs. Have you had your bowl of steaming rat assholes and cobwebs today?
- Comment on Inside China’s plan for ‘621mph floating train’ that goes faster than a plane 1 month ago:
Don’t ask it silly questions, it won’t play silly games…
- Comment on People angry that Superman represents kindness are outright admitting that they don't want to be good people 1 month ago:
Does he like his toast done on one side…?
- Comment on 'Xbox Hardware Is Dead,' Says Founding Team Member, 'It Looks Like Xbox Has No Desire — Or Literally Can't — Ship Hardware Anymore' - IGN 1 month ago:
I’d say these views are more mainstream than you might know.
- Comment on Pope Leo looks to MAGA megadonors to shore up Church finances 1 month ago:
St. George Carlin
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 1 month ago:
whoosh
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 1 month ago:
I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion
Holy fucking reading comprehension, Batman. To be fair ( to be FAIR!), I’m seriously impressed at your writing skills, considering you’re an obvious goldfish.
- Comment on It's only a class war when we fight back 1 month ago:
“Short, quippy, and wrong.” You’re deciding someone else’s position for them, and then debating that.
- Comment on MrBeast scraps AI YouTube thumbnail generator days after announcing it: 'If creators don't want the tools, no worries' 1 month ago:
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 1 month ago:
I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion, but as a way to highlight said delusion to others that read it afterwards.
- Comment on ‘Heads will roll’: BBC reckons with bias accusations over Israel and Palestine coverage 1 month ago:
Are you three…‽ It would explain your absolutely atrocious understanding of the world around you, and it would be a fine excuse for your conversational/debate “skills.”
- Comment on Kids don't understand some times you just watch southpark to find out how kenny dies. 1 month ago:
“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”
- Comment on Protip: 2 months ago:
“Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender.”
- Comment on What would it take to make Gemini suitable to be president of the world? 2 months ago:
A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…
…well SHIT.
- Comment on I don't piss in the shower, that's gross. 2 months ago:
You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?
- Comment on Can deliberate noise harassment still be a crime if it's done every day from 7:30 AM till 10:30-11:30 PM? 2 months ago:
Saul Goodman. My typical response when i catch my own is “ducking autocorrupt.”
- Comment on Why is Jordan Peterson both a Christian and not a Christian? 2 months ago:
“I don’t like that question. I don’t LIKE that question. I don’t like THAT question…!”
- Comment on Pondering my beans 2 months ago:
Better than a beanie wieney.
