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Pentagon to start using Grok as part of a $200 million contract with Elon Musk's xAI

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Submitted ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨return2ozma@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨technology@lemmy.world⁩

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/grok-elon-musk-xai-pentagon-contract/

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    MechaHitler will be right at home

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Grok goes full nazi and Pentagon thinks “ooh we should hire it!”

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    • darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Certainly wouldn’t be the first time.

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  • SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As we all know, Hitler was a brilliant mind regarding military matters. Mecha Hitler can only improve on that!

    /S. Seriously, the bastard wasn’t competent at military affairs. Thankfully. Here’s hoping that Grok guides Musk and company into the grave.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fun fact: Hitler’s actual plan when he invaded Poland was to reproduce the trench war stalemate of WWI on the Western front. He knew that in that war, about 2.5 million German soldiers had been able to stymie more than 4 million French and British troops while the remainder of the German army pillaged Russian territories. This is why during the Winter of '39/'40 he devoted almost half of German productive capacity to making artillery shells that mostly ended up not being used until the later invasion of the USSR. His biggest success of the war was the blitzkrieg of France, and it was absolute blind luck (mixed with French ineptitude and lack of preparation) that it ended up going the way it did.

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    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hitler was so fucking inept that many military projects had to be kept hidden from him in order to stop his meddling. Even some weapon systems such as the StG. 44 (world’s first operational assault rifle) was once called the MP-44 in order to sell it to Hitler as a submachine gun since his parkinson’s riddled mind would not comprehend how revolutionary the new rifle was.

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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sure. Why not put mechahitler in charge? May as fucking well.

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  • wildcardology@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He got back $200M of his $288M election donation.

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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    See?! I knew Elon and his main minion Trump were playfighting.

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And all the pentagons info is compromised…

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    • Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      To be fair it probably has been for a while

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just copy paste it in

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No, Elon specifically said to cut and paste.

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that would be hilarious

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      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not really, too many lives at stake.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh I can’t wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We don’t use O rings because there’s no ‘O’ in “Hitler”

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    • Cuboos@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I understood that reference.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And here I thought Trump and musk were no longer buddies.

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    • rozodru@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Trump is letting the baby have its bottle. that’s all this is. hand him a cookie every now and again so he stops crying. The administration is treating Musk like a toddler.

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      • Atomic@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That doesn’t make sense. The US government doesn’t have to treat musk at all.

        It’s quid pro quo. The only question is what for?

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      • Darleys_Brew@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Trump is a toddler.

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is probably Trump trying to get Musk to shut up about Epstein.

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    • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Bro, let’s pretend like you hate me so people buy my cars again”

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  • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics

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    • IllNess@infosec.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s why the news that Grok is racist is true. The US government will be even more systematically racist now.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude you can just fucking download open LLM models suited for particular tasks and get a semi competent team of programmers to do whatever Grok does much better for a minute fraction of that cost. Talk about the department of government inefficiency.

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    • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They want to use mecha hitler without having to build mecha hitler

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      • SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A pity. I wanted to watch Blazkowicz blow up Hitler in 4k HD.

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      • Cocodapuf@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They went and built the torment nexus…

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Where are you going to deploy it? On your laptop?

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      • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        On a 200mil laptop? You can run llama4 on a 64GB RAM machine, albeit slowly, which is already an upper scale model. TBF, I didn’t do the math to see how much that would add up to along with salaries and server costs etc, mainly because this is pentagon we are talking about so it should already have access to some pretty decent computational capacity. So yea 200mil feels like too much when you already have most of the resources needed (compute and open LLM models for specific tasks).

        The really huge upside is you don’t have to share confidential information with a company whose CEO is a lunatic which will likely have no qualms about sharing that data with other agents when money and power is involved. Hell you shouldn’t share any confidential/sensitive information with any of the large tech companies to be honest. They have become what they are not by sticking to ethical principles and they are likely to grossly overcharge (which defeats the purpose of outsourcing).

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why would the Pentagon deploy it on a laptop?

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    • sqgl@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dept of Grift Engineering

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  • CosmoNova@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Living outside the US I’m not sure if I should be glad or terrified by the Pentagon’s incompetence in these worrying times. Maybe I’m… I don’t know, 20% glad and 80% terrified? Sounds about right.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You should be more terrified. And also more glad

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      • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They want both of these things.

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    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What incompetence? It’s just the usual corruption. It’s 90% of what Pentagon does.

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is corruption, but there’s nothing usual about it.

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      • rottingleaf@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Were it 90% of what Pentagon did, the rest of the world bar China and India would be US territories.

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    • Ulrich@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why would you be glad?

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      • CosmoNova@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Incompetent Pentagon means they‘ll hopefully cause less destruction in the world but I‘m not sure that they will when working under mecha Hitler word salad.

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  • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok, Elon will lay off the Epstein jokes for a little while.

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  • umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People will no longer laugh at the term “military intelligence” for the obvious irony. Now, they’ll say “remember when the military tried to use artificial intelligence? ha ha what a disaster”

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  • lerba@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well that’s fucking fantastic

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  • nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Remember when the Pentagon spent something like 600 million dollars in new accounting software to find the missing 400 million dollars? Something like that. I’m guessing this deal was made when they were still buddies and the Pentagon is just now getting around to it considering the speed of government is slower than constipated molasses. I’m also imagining someone just rubber stamping anything coming across their desk and this is how we got here. If there is any hope, Grok will be shoved into a corner doing nothing except earning dividends for that ketamine fueled moron and and fall in line with the Pentagon’s egregious wasteful spending that nobody in congress seems to care about.

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  • TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    oh no are you telling me that the breakup between fascist A and fascist B was just play theater?! who could have ever seen that coming omg… what a surprise this world is

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The UN should consider nuking this… this … whatever it is that is left of the USA to Kingdom Come.

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    • tate@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I identify strongly with the frustration in this sentiment.

      But you do realise the US is the foremost nuclear power in the world? Right?

      That’s why the world should have done anything and everything possible to keep US from falling into fascist hands. But now it’s too late.

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      • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes, I know. Unfortunately, rest of the world is not doing that much better.

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  • etherphon@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why even work anymore? To pay taxes for this shit?

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Food and shelter mostly

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Since this came right after a post from !theonion@sh.itjust.works on my feed i honestly thought it was the onion.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On the plus side, the first thing it’s gonna do is nuke Israel

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    • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      why would nuking another country be a good thing?

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  • N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What could possibly go wrong?

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  • vala@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought they broke up

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    • burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      THEY WERE ON A BREAK

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s the grift.

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  • trailee@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The new offering includes custom national security tools, AI-powered science and health applications, and cleared engineering support for classified environments.

    What happens in the SCIF stays in the…oh fuck it, never mind - send it to the cloud for processing. What could go wrong?

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  • Bloomcole@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Great, never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake

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  • Kurious84@eviltoast.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wow. End of line man.

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    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Game over man, game over!

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  • anachrohack@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
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    • ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Whitemanistan isn’t exactly “great”

      Besides the regressive south, these fuckers are more regressive than white Americans in the 1950s.

      They at least believed in science and vaccinations back then.

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  • lack@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What the fuck guys, who wished for ‘real life tony stark, lol’ on the cursed monkey paw!?!? GUYS?!?!

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  • ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re going to get someone killed

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    • ftbd@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Isn’t that their business anyway?

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      • ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you vote and pay taxes, it’s your business too.

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    • Vorticity@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t think so. I think they’ll either use it for very benign tasks or they’ll get a LOT of people killed.

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