Now this is pod racing a shower thought!
I wonder if the spice girls still get along or if that "friendship never ends" thing was just a lie.
Submitted 1 month ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I was literally in the shower
SolidShake@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know right. Finally.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends…”
Imagine only fucking someone after they fuck your friends first.
redwattlebird@lemmings.world 1 month ago
I always interpreted that lyric as ‘get along with my friends’ but they dropped a word to make it sound better lyrically.
last_philosopher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean the other lyrics really do back it:
So here’s a story from A to Z You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
We got G like MC who likes it on an—
Easy V doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady
And as for me, ha-ha, you’ll seeBasically they’re walking you through what you gotta do to please each one of them. Baby wants the lingus, Ginger and Scary by contrast like to give oral, Posh of course want you to buy her expensive stuff first, and only then do you prove yourself worthy of Sporty.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Some polycules are a delightful collection of nice people, some are as dysfunctional as you might expect a bad relationship to get when you keep adding people, others are barely distinguishable from a cult. This seems to be that last kind
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You couldtell me one of them is dead, and I wouldn’t bat an eye in believing it.
pennomi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They all died in a freak longboat accident. The Vikings responsible were never apprehended.
assembly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It feels like the Vikings are always getting away with this stuff. I mean I can’t recall the last time I read a report where a Vikings was apprehended and/or charged with a crime. I doubt that this Spice Girl incident will be any different :-(
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They’re hiding out in Minnisota.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
This is libel most foul committed against my people and I thoroughly approve!
ch00f@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Old Spice was not long for this woeld.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah yes. Baby spice became Teen Spice. Then College Aged Spice. Then Midlife Spice. Then Old Spice. And now she leaves behind her husband, Herb.
Actually all the Spice Girls married different guys all named Herb. That’s where the phrase “Spices and Herbs” comes from.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For those that follow motorsports, Ginger Spice’s (Geri Halliwell) husband just lost his high profile role as lead of the top rated Red Bull Formula 1 racing team. Yes, she’s married to Christian Horner.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Imagine being married to a honest to god actual Spice Girl (after ditching your first wife and kids) and still having the need to sexually harass your PA. There is something not right with that man.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, his name IS Horner… maybe they dropped an I somewhere.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The day I found out Piqué cheated on Shakira, I knew there were no saints left on this Earth. I mean, you’re with Shakira, am I missing something?
frank@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I was hoping this would come up in this thread.
She’s stood by him through his sexual harassment allegations (that seem basically undeniably true). Which I find at least interesting, considering he left his first family for the Spice
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It was all marketing anyway they were totally manufactured
DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The Spice Girls were real stuff. They were put together but revolted against the producers who were trying to control the group. In an infamous episode they stole the masters for what became the first album and released it themselves.
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Ah of course I forgot they did that
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh jeez I thought the whole calling Thatcher girl power thing was just a meme
Routhinator@startrek.website 1 month ago
whistles X-files tune
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
I used to think of Posh Spice in the shower.
Who was your shower thought?Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Please change it to “thot” please I’m begging you I’m going to have an aneurysm if you don’t d
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
No no no. These are shower thoughts.
Your mom was my shower thot.corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Only if you add the rest of the letters back to “thru” and “nite”.
d00phy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The typo the people need.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Scary
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sporty
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I wonder if anyone remembers what Lisa Maffia told them in 2003¿
otter@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
sportlines.co.uk/spice-girls-announce-new-album-f…
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh my cod! Get HYPED.!!!
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If this leads to another intentionally dumb movie I’m gunna be so pumped.
Psythik@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why?
TheSambassador@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t seem to visit that site without it completely redirecting my browser to a full screen ad saying I had been “wiretapped”, so I googled it, and I cannot find any confirmation of that happening. Every article says Victoria Beckham is still not fully confirmed and nothing substantial has been announced.
crapwittyname@feddit.uk 1 month ago
This same site reports that Baby is dead: sportlines.co.uk/spice-girls-star-emma-bunton-die…
otter@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Ah, I’m taking out the link and changing my comment
TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
well that answers that, onto the next thread thanks