Now this is pod racing a shower thought!
I wonder if the spice girls still get along or if that "friendship never ends" thing was just a lie.
Submitted 2 days ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
I was literally in the shower
SolidShake@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I know right. Finally.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends…”
Imagine only fucking someone after they fuck your friends first.
redwattlebird@lemmings.world 1 day ago
I always interpreted that lyric as ‘get along with my friends’ but they dropped a word to make it sound better lyrically.
last_philosopher@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I mean the other lyrics really do back it:
So here’s a story from A to Z You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
We got G like MC who likes it on an—
Easy V doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady
And as for me, ha-ha, you’ll seeBasically they’re walking you through what you gotta do to please each one of them. Baby wants the lingus, Ginger and Scary by contrast like to give oral, Posh of course want you to buy her expensive stuff first, and only then do you prove yourself worthy of Sporty.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Some polycules are a delightful collection of nice people, some are as dysfunctional as you might expect a bad relationship to get when you keep adding people, others are barely distinguishable from a cult. This seems to be that last kind
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You couldtell me one of them is dead, and I wouldn’t bat an eye in believing it.
pennomi@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They all died in a freak longboat accident. The Vikings responsible were never apprehended.
assembly@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It feels like the Vikings are always getting away with this stuff. I mean I can’t recall the last time I read a report where a Vikings was apprehended and/or charged with a crime. I doubt that this Spice Girl incident will be any different :-(
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
They’re hiding out in Minnisota.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
This is libel most foul committed against my people and I thoroughly approve!
ch00f@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Old Spice was not long for this woeld.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ah yes. Baby spice became Teen Spice. Then College Aged Spice. Then Midlife Spice. Then Old Spice. And now she leaves behind her husband, Herb.
Actually all the Spice Girls married different guys all named Herb. That’s where the phrase “Spices and Herbs” comes from.
Routhinator@startrek.website 1 day ago
whistles X-files tune
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
For those that follow motorsports, Ginger Spice’s (Geri Halliwell) husband just lost his high profile role as lead of the top rated Red Bull Formula 1 racing team. Yes, she’s married to Christian Horner.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Imagine being married to a honest to god actual Spice Girl (after ditching your first wife and kids) and still having the need to sexually harass your PA. There is something not right with that man.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Well, his name IS Horner… maybe they dropped an I somewhere.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The day I found out Piqué cheated on Shakira, I knew there were no saints left on this Earth. I mean, you’re with Shakira, am I missing something?
frank@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I was hoping this would come up in this thread.
She’s stood by him through his sexual harassment allegations (that seem basically undeniably true). Which I find at least interesting, considering he left his first family for the Spice
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
It was all marketing anyway they were totally manufactured
DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
The Spice Girls were real stuff. They were put together but revolted against the producers who were trying to control the group. In an infamous episode they stole the masters for what became the first album and released it themselves.
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Ah of course I forgot they did that
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh jeez I thought the whole calling Thatcher girl power thing was just a meme
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 days ago
I used to think of Posh Spice in the shower.
Who was your shower thought?Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Please change it to “thot” please I’m begging you I’m going to have an aneurysm if you don’t d
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
No no no. These are shower thoughts.
Your mom was my shower thot.corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Only if you add the rest of the letters back to “thru” and “nite”.
d00phy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The typo the people need.
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Scary
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Sporty
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
I wonder if anyone remembers what Lisa Maffia told them in 2003¿
otter@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
sportlines.co.uk/spice-girls-announce-new-album-f…
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Oh my cod! Get HYPED.!!!
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If this leads to another intentionally dumb movie I’m gunna be so pumped.
Psythik@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why?
TheSambassador@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I can’t seem to visit that site without it completely redirecting my browser to a full screen ad saying I had been “wiretapped”, so I googled it, and I cannot find any confirmation of that happening. Every article says Victoria Beckham is still not fully confirmed and nothing substantial has been announced.
crapwittyname@feddit.uk 1 day ago
This same site reports that Baby is dead: sportlines.co.uk/spice-girls-star-emma-bunton-die…
otter@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Ah, I’m taking out the link and changing my comment
TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
well that answers that, onto the next thread thanks