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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • borokov@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To test level of stupidity of AI chat bots, I ask them the size of a rabbit egg, and if it is bigger or smaller that a cow eggs.

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    • MBech@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just tried this with ChatGPT, stupid thing doesn’t think rabbits and cows lay eggs. Instead it started talking about the sizes of egg cells in mammals.

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      • borokov@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        GPT started answered correctly since around gpt3.5. But smaller LLM generally responds rabbit eggs are around 5 to 8 cm and are smaller than cows one 🤣

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh yeah? Ask it about the size of egg cells in the platypus

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    • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was recently reminded how stupid ChatGPT is. I was translating some slang from Danish into English that I couldn’t really find a satisfactory solution for myself. ChatGPT full on hallucinate every single fucking prompt for these slang translations nad I ended up turning to one of my colleagues instead and ask him how he would translate the slang instead and he immediately came up with a very funny and accurate translation that fit the context so much better.

      The hallucinations that chaptgpt came up with were not just incorrect, it also started going into made up explanations of the history of this slang word and how it is used normally in Danish speech and how it is a compliment. In reality the slangword was a word I had made up, that fit with the context I was using it for, is NOT a compliment and is very much not something people have a history of saying in normal Danish speech. It’s something that if you say it, most people will get what you mean, but it isn’t something people say.

      But thank you chatgpt for your creative writing session. It was a very disappointing experience.

      Generally whenever anything related to translations to Danish when using American tech has always been absolutely fucking terrible. Everything is, of course, seen through the lense of American contexts so when you’re Danish and using shit like Word, you always have to remember how the program thinks in English even if it’s supposedly installed in Danish.

      Google docs are especially terrible at this.

      Chat GPT is next level terrible if you move even an inch away from clinical, Danish. I can’t imagine how chatgpt would handle Southern Jut or any type of Danish dialect, really.

      And when you’re me, trying to translate a story that uses dialects, slang, fictional slang, broken Danish and normal Danish, you just have to accept that chatgpt is largely useless for anything other than translating at basic bitch level.

      In a way that makes me feel comforted. All that fancy tech and they still aren’t anywhere close to human.

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      • borokov@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Never forget that deep inside LLM training data, their is all the tweet history of pussyslayer69.

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      • Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mongolbenzin?

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    • chunes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      DeepSeek handled it well.

      Conclusion

      Biologically, neither rabbits nor cows produce eggs, so size comparisons are irrelevant. Culturally, decorative rabbit-themed eggs range from 2 to 9 inches, while “cow eggs” are purely fictional. For real egg sizes, bird species like chickens (2.5 inches) or cowbirds (0.8 inches) offer better reference points

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      • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cow and rabbit eggs aren’t fictional, they’re just really small and don’t have hard shells.

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      • borokov@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        BitNet sucks:

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No you haven't.

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  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Clearly you’ve never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.cow eggs

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    • hydroxycotton@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Clearly these are free range marshmallows.

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      • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        specifically, adult marshmallows. you may not know it, but to be edible marshmallows have to be eaten while they’re young and small.

        kinda like asparagus

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    • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      These round hay bales are actually illegal.

      The cows can’t get a square meal.

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    • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      These are the tampons they stick into female bulls.

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    • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Actual adult Marshmallow.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Queen marshmallow

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      those are elephant tampons

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    New version with better quality and in superior dark mode

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    • compostgoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks!

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bullshit, cow eggs have black patches on them.

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    • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The ones I have seen were dark brown.

      Edit: Sorry those were chocolate milk cow eggs, my bad.

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    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s just the Holstein variety of cow egg. They come in all colors

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s an Österreich egg.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I checked the etymology and am disappointed that there’s no link between the word ostrich and Austria.

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      • rishabh@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Austria is probably the English-version of the German name which translates to “Ost”- Eastern + “Reich”-empire.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tell that to Archie Duke.

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      • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You misspelled Australia.

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  • Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay now tell me where bull milk comes from.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      From their single teat, closer to the hind section than in females.

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Jimmy Saville fixed it for me to milk one blindfolded

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    • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      From the bull. Duh.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I'm not stupid. Those are obviously not cow eggs. They're bovine eggs.

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    • dgdft@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bovines are ungulates, and thus have hooves. These eggs do not have hooves, and therefore are not bovine eggs.

      QED

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    • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ruminant egg. Bovine egg don’t make no dang sense.

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      • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So you’re suggesting sheep and goats lay eggs?

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Found the Norman.

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  • udon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First, assume a spherical cow.

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No way, cows are marsupials.

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  • EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ostriches are cows?

    Learn something new every day, I guess

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ever seen an Ostrich in person, holy cow is one of your first thoughts. We can’t all be wrong… Well we are, but you know, maybe

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  • jackeroni@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now wait a gosh darn minute! You didn’t even inform us that brown and white cow eggs will hatch a chocolate milk cow.

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  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    the fact there will be people who believe this 😂

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  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Testicles”.

    They’re called “testicles”.

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    • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oof. For a moment I thought these were kidney stones.

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      • Forester@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s mozzarella

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like two left hands. This person is a monster.

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    • schildfrosch@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you considered they might be two people?

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or two monsters.

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  • bountygiver@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t see them selling these because we only eat its contents - the milk, and the milk cartons are easier to transport than the whole egg.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You think that’s impressive, wait till you see bull eggs

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  • loomy@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I remember.

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Those are obviously corn eggs.

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  • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Estos huevos no son de vaca sino de toro

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Deleted by creator”… God has been here.

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      • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s okay. I got better

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