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• Allemaniac@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This has to be a joke…right?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When his parents tried to tell him, he just thought it was a personal attack.

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• Kickforce@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I only like being beaten and humiliated by unmasked women.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What about a full nbc suit and 8 inch heels?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Almost like a sort of augury can be performed with their accusations?

    Ah, but, if only i knew how.

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  • Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Besten and humiliated dont even need camps they do it in bright day light

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If they sell Zohran any harder, I’m gonna need a new pair of pants.

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• stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These “people” have a lot of imagination.

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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s what happens if you let LLMs talk with each other for too long without human intervention.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you don’t want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipee

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But but what if-

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      😊

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.

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    • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had a look, and turns out he’s Australian, and a little bit obsessed with protesting China. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Pavlou

      Now that I look at that, I do see to recall Friendlyjordies ripping the shit out of him at some point, but I can’t be arsed digging through his videos to look for it.

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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?

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  • witchybitchy@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I read it as an incredibly insecure man can’t stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn’t be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also

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  • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s impossible to satirise these people.

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• Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guess I’m moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that’s what it takes

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  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    moving to New York

    Well you’ll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Guess you haven’t seen their rent prices!

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh…a friend…

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  • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sardax

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected toward building the ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ concentration camp by the Trump regime.

  Nope, not making that up.

  newrepublic.com/…/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immi…

  They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

  They’re doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it’s harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So, the opposite of ‘draining the swamp’?

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gatornado confirmed

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hope Canada is ready for an American migrant flood.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I cannot think of a better place for him and his entire administration to spend their remaining days on earth.

    if it was possible, I would trap their souls there for as long as possible to fester and degrade into nothingness.

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• dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

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• TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Brb, moving to New York.

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• DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

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• Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Men 🥰

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    • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Women🥰🥰

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Latex is vegan though

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• tuckerm@feddit.online ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

  [...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
  Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
  https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

  Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Poe’s Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.

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    • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And not the first time they’ve tried to slam something and actually made it look great instead.

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  • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He's also a rabid antisocialist and a zionist wanker though, so I don't think he likes Mamdani, either.

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• kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

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• Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh Drew, methinks you protest too much.

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• Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It really depends on the kind of music being played…

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde or can there be like a rotation?

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d prefer a brunette dommy mommy. Preferably goth and/or latina.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• AlexLost@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Umm… Where do I sign up?

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m more of a ‘milkers and knots’ kinda guy, but I can see the appeal

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.

      So hot.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t this Muppet Australian? He’s as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump’s ass.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Umm, are we talking like 2 week summer camp? I’d be game.

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• salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

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  • Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are they seriously passing this around right wing sites?

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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Remember when they were doing it to AOC as well, sexualized her as some.kind of domanatrix

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    • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  fuck yeah

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• CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First free busses, now this?!?

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• Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Zohran’s not a liberal, tho, right?

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, Zohran plans to actually help people, unlike liberals who basically enable the authoritarians.

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    • FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’re thinking of Clinton era neo liberals that are still in power.

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  • stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    These are the people that called Joe Biden a communist lol, the overton window shifted so hard it went up through their ass.

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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      They are Oprah of calling people names, you’re a communist, you’re a communist , everyone’s a communists

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  • Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Republicans are so cooked that they think liberals are the leftist endgame and socialists are just straight communists.

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  • frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Conservatives don’t make that distinction. Though OP does lean into Poe’s Law.

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    • st3ph3n@midwest.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Remember, anyone to the left of Hitler is a card-carrying communist now.

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  yea…i don’t see the problem here

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• bappity@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  SIGN ME UP

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