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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Anyone else glad that the USA has been kicked off the planet?

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    ts looks like the kerbin map from KSP 🥀

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    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      The nostalgia for the Kerbin map is going be crazy if KSA takes off and fills the void for the next decade or so.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t a nuke that big crack the crust?

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  • anas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love how the answer to the Middle East problem is a nuke, and not just, I don’t know, leaving us alone for a change.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, sorry, letting arabs live is antisemitic. And that’s a bad thing to be. I don’t make the rules; i just uncritically accept anc enforce them upon those who cannot defend themselves.

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  • cute_noker@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    And thus it happened. There were peace for a hundred years.

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago
      1. US got France and England to fight so they can sell guns.
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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nice to see Ukraine won

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And they got crimea back!

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

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      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The haters will say an old map was used to edit this but realistically a lot can happen in 10 years.

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      • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well they didn’t get any Western students protesting the genocide there, so it doesn’t surprise me.

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  • anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whoever drew this went to great lengths to keep Israel on the map

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Without it the value of the Suez Canal plummets. Please, think of the shareholders.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Which is illogical if it is supposed to be an epicentre of explosions. However, if it was Israel nuking everyone around… I mean, one ongoing genocide may not be enough for them.

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      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well not rewarding them fir starting a world war would be antisemitic.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not allowing the zionazis to destroy all life on earth is antisemitic.

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  • Infinite@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Missilepotamia

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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kazakhstan, after finally securing access to the oceans: Just according to keikaku.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      (keikaku means plan)

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    • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Imagine how much potassium they could export with direct access to the GZ Ocean?

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      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Doing this creates world peace change my mind lol

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  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion!

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Trump solves global warming with nuclear weapons. Get his Nobel prize ready.

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      • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s actually a brilliant idea. Once you eradicate most of the humanity, the rest will sort itself out.

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Considering that we’re in the midst of the Anthropocene mass extinction event already, I’d say it would be a certainty. The only question would be how bad it would get. Given how much larger that crater would be than Chicxulub, I’m guessing it would exceed the “Great Dying” to take the crown.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was gonna say. With a crater that large, we all lose.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Combination sea level rice abd lots of much smaller nuclear explosions.

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So they’re really trying to fix global warming!

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      it would also shatter tectonic plates, create rifts and reverse the directions some plates were moving, the asteroid impact you mention resulted in the Indian subcontinent (I’m simplifying a lot of things right now)

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      • grue@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Well, now you’ve piqued my curiosity. Got a link?

        The Wikipedia article I’m reading right now says that the Indian plate split from Gondwana 100 MY ago (33 MY before the Chicxulub impact), so that’s not the connection. Further down the page, it says that the plate movement might have sped up as it passed over the mantle plume from the impact that created the Deccan Traps (my interpretation, BTW; the science isn’t actually as settled as I’m making it out to be), but it seems to me that that wouldn’t change the “result” of the plate colliding with Asia and creating the Indian Subcontinent, only the timing of the collision.

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Israel would still find a way to fight over more land

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “this floating fridge is a part what God promised us!”

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  • Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Atomic Sea

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The New Gulf of America

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  • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not even remotely funny.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a little funny.

      If you can’t laugh while choking on fallout, why even bother?

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      • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Making “fun” about the eradication of someone (some country) already the target of current and ongoing aggression from all over the world, while the shitheads of America and Israel are bombing them, committing war crimes and mass murdering people faster than we can count, is decidedly inhumane and despicable.

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  • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s a nipple in the middle.

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s the holy land

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      • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s the holy sea.

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  • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Deoccupied Ukraine. Very good.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Intact Russia. Not very good.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Arma calling it again

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How to achieve peace in the middle east with this one trick.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That would be moving Israel somewhere else.

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  • FreakinSteve@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The existence of man is proof that there is no god.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So would this lower sea levels?

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, because (a) that’s way, way bigger than any single bomb would make (the largest nuclear crater ever made was “only” about 390m across), and (b) actual nuclear weapon attacks would be detonated as air-bursts and therefore wouldn’t make craters at all to begin with.

      The afore-mentioned crater was the result of an underground test, BTW. The largest bomb ever detonated, the Tsar Bomba, left no crater because it was an air-burst at 4,000m altitude.

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    • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe we'll finally find Atlantis!

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      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        SG-1 was so optimistic…

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    but think about the military industrial complex shareholders, they would struggle after this

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Couldn't they just tow them out of the environment instead?

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  • SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But from where will we get the oil!?! 😥

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  • Freshparsnip@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lex Luthor

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How nice of the bombs?, super sized asteroid?, to leave a neat little huge mountain right in the middle of the impact zone

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  • reddit_sux@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Half of Pakistan gone 😅

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  • cheesecakecat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    2035, Arma 3 reference

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  • rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kinda upset about the thought of all the great food being lost.

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  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    and we still wouldn’t transition off oil.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why would an asteroid Impact would convince OPEC to transition?

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      • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A lot of the oil production is in the crater

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