Fuck we missed Israel again, launch another one.
spicy one
Submitted 9 months ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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FuckFascism@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 9 months ago
crazy how the bomb ignored the island in the middle, didn’t know we had donut nukes
Auth@lemmy.world 9 months ago
the safest place is in the eye of the nuke
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
You can’t convince me that isn’t a nipple snuck in by the image creator.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 months ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Every single nuke in the world pointed at the same spot could not achieve anything even close to this.
This would require an asteroid/comet impact … an order of magnitude, or two, or three, more destructive than the chicxulub impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.
The entire chicxulub impact crater is about the size of ‘Mound Island’.
An impact this huge would probably shatter the crust of much of, if not the entire planet, and turn the entire atmosphere into fire.
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 9 months ago
But anime amiright?
tetris11@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Hell’s Gate, Heaven’s Gate - Darker than Black
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Every single nuke in the world pointed at the same spot could not achieve anything even close to this.
No, but they could create a thin glass crust over the whole area that would accomplish much the same effect.
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That circle is roughly about 2000 miles across (according to rough measurements in Google maps), which is only about 2x the size of the Gulf of Mexico.
But yeah, this would be a cataclysmic event.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I don’t think there’s anything that could make a crater like that on Earth. Like, an impact big enough to leave a crater that big would render the entire crust splashy enough to fill it back in.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Yeah… from what I remember of dicking around in universe sandbox and space engine a while back… yeah, an impact this massive would … well, now it makes more sense to model earth as a multilayered, viscous liquid, basically.
You could end up with a ring system or possibly some minor moons, made out of ejecta.
After basically the entire Earth has turned into ‘the floor is lava’ for… decades? centuries?
Lennnny@lemmy.world 9 months ago
One can hope
sus@programming.dev 9 months ago
this would actually be achieved by a team of 20 thousand oompa loompas with small shovels and 500 thousand megatons of cocaine
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I like how you think
juliebean@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
the idea that national borders would still exist, let alone be so unchanged, after such a world changing impact, is laughable.
Etterra@discuss.online 9 months ago
To be fair, technically nobody can fight over their bullshit if neither they nor their bullshit exist.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
The actual “Gulf of America”
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Whatever made that crater was an ELE. Bigger than Chicxulub.
We have plenty of great filters to navigate:
We end war, or we die.
We restore the atmosphere and rebuild global ecology, or we die.
We end stratified society and power disparity, or we die.
Where are all the aliens? Fermi asked. The first question is, how do we navigate our way to becoming a space-faring, world colonizing species, ourselves? It’s turning out to be pretty difficult for the common hominid.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Not to mention skynet. It always bothers me when people leave AI out of lists of x-risks. I guess it’s because a popular sci-fi movie predicted it would happen, so nobody takes it seriously. Or perhaps it’s just because AI is so unpopular now, nobody wants to devote any time to thinking about the ramifications of it becoming smarter.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Courtesy of XKCD, long before we have to contend with unfriendly AI (we have committees of AI-techs working on this problem already) we’ll have to contend with someone like Musk or Bezos determined to own everything and capable of creating an AI-controlled army of killer robots.
We’re not sure how rogue AI is going to manifest. We are sure rogue power-seeking humans exist all the time, and positions of power are commonly filled by them. (That’s the primary argument for election by sortition, or by lottery.)
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That would be a surprisingly realistic bump in the middle where molten granite spiked upwards, but I don’t think nukes have quite that much power. Don’t get me wrong, they could end life on earth, but they won’t have the same or more localized impact than the meteor did.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Is this boomer shit really making the rounds again? This is so 2003.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Anyone else glad that the USA has been kicked off the planet?
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wouldn’t a nuke that big crack the crust?
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
maybe, but it seems it would lower the sea level
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
ts looks like the kerbin map from KSP 🥀
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
The nostalgia for the Kerbin map is going be crazy if KSA takes off and fills the void for the next decade or so.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Oh wow, didn’t realize someone picked up the torch after ksp2 died. Haven’t touched a rocket in a few years but I’m down for some unplanned rapid dissasemblies in my future.
cute_noker@feddit.dk 9 months ago
And thus it happened. There were peace for a hundred years.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 months ago
- US got France and England to fight so they can sell guns.
cute_noker@feddit.dk 9 months ago
We need a bigger circle
sirico@feddit.uk 9 months ago
Arma calling it again
Infinite@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Missilepotamia
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s a nipple in the middle.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s the holy land
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
That’s the holy sea.
SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 9 months ago
But from where will we get the oil!?! 😥
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Not allowing the zionazis to destroy all life on earth is antisemitic.
anas@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I love how the answer to the Middle East problem is a nuke, and not just, I don’t know, leaving us alone for a change.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
No, sorry, letting arabs live is antisemitic. And that’s a bad thing to be. I don’t make the rules; i just uncritically accept anc enforce them upon those who cannot defend themselves.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nobody tell Israel that Arabs are semites too.
FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The existence of man is proof that there is no god.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Not even remotely funny.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
It’s a little funny.
If you can’t laugh while choking on fallout, why even bother?
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Making “fun” about the eradication of someone (some country) already the target of current and ongoing aggression from all over the world, while the shitheads of America and Israel are bombing them, committing war crimes and mass murdering people faster than we can count, is decidedly inhumane and despicable.
anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Whoever drew this went to great lengths to keep Israel on the map
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Without it the value of the Suez Canal plummets. Please, think of the shareholders.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Which is illogical if it is supposed to be an epicentre of explosions. However, if it was Israel nuking everyone around… I mean, one ongoing genocide may not be enough for them.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Well not rewarding them fir starting a world war would be antisemitic.
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Lex Luthor
ICastFist@programming.dev 9 months ago
How nice of the bombs?, super sized asteroid?, to leave a neat
littlehuge mountain right in the middle of the impact zoneBagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 9 months ago
Couldn't they just tow them out of the environment instead?
woelkchen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Deoccupied Ukraine. Very good.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Intact Russia. Not very good.
_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
No South Sudan. Very confusing.
rustyfish@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Kinda upset about the thought of all the great food being lost.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
and we still wouldn’t transition off oil.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 9 months ago
Why would an asteroid Impact would convince OPEC to transition?
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
A lot of the oil production is in the crater
foggianism@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Aaaaah destroying entire nations - every zionists wet dream
crazyhotpasta@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Not a zionist, but I’d like to see russia get destroyed
RandomVideos@programming.dev 9 months ago
Why? Only a couple people in that country actually cause the bad stuff