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Melon-chicken-Aspic
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 2 months ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
No this is the least gross aspic.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The sacrilege is visceral.
As a strong atheist, I’m impressed.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just assume when I see the word ‘aspic’ that I’m about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Baron Harkonnen?
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
My Arrakis. My Dune.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Right to jail
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamy pit roast.
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?
kerntucky@infosec.pub 2 months ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.
Out of context that just sounds weird.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
while I can’t find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Stuffed into a turkey
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Pig Anus
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
jasoman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, we need a better answer for why.
devilish666@lemmy.world 2 months ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 months ago
any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
That makes me want to try watermelon fried in butter…
I have watermelon in the fridge… hmm…
Zkuld@lemmy.world 2 months ago
stop right there criminal scum!
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don’t know. Some chicken had it’s end of life to end up on my plate.
However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe it had a personality.
From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.
But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria can do it. I’m all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
These tendies didn’t die of old age.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s disgusting.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
winkly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Needs more vodka
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Preferably enough to make me forget about the existence of this abomination
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
How vegans see all omnivore food
Almacca@aussie.zone 2 months ago
How does it taste? I’d try it.
Routhinator@startrek.website 2 months ago
What’s for dinner tonight mom?
Unborn chicken.
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this british food?
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah, there is a reason I didn’t know the word “aspic”. What an abomination.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don’t get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.
That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 months ago
From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C
testfactor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it’s probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.
Headofthebored@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.
Redex68@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Please unalive yourself in Minecraft
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s another comm for this I think.
kerntucky@infosec.pub 2 months ago
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cursed.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Rip melon!
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Add a Kool-Aid
pepperjohnson@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Blessed be
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this AI?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.
9point6@lemmy.world 2 months ago
!foodcrimes@midwest.social