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Melon-chicken-Aspic
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MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
No this is the least gross aspic.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The sacrilege is visceral.
As a strong atheist, I’m impressed.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just assume when I see the word ‘aspic’ that I’m about to see some nastiness that would make cthulu shudder.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Baron Harkonnen?
TheTurner@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
My Arrakis. My Dune.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Right to jail
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Surely it could be stuffed into the cavity of yet another larger and equally bizarre choice of thing.
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into. And then you can put that into a llama, and put that into a bison, and make the worlds most epic gamy pit roast.
crank0271@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It feels like something needs to be in that chicken cavity. A smaller melon? Maybe a durian to escalate it from a food crime into a food hate crime?
kerntucky@infosec.pub 1 month ago
I think an ostrich probably has a large enough internal cavity to put a watermelon into.
Out of context that just sounds weird.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
while I can’t find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
12kg rice and then 5 lbs black pepper. 110 gallons of water? Are the bedouins travelling with an eclectic mix of metric and avoirdupois measuring vessels?!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Stuffed into a turkey
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Pig Anus
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
jasoman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, we need a better answer for why.
devilish666@lemmy.world 1 month ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
any food that could benefit from the Maillard Reaction should at least attempt for it
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
That makes me want to try watermelon fried in butter…
I have watermelon in the fridge… hmm…
Zkuld@lemmy.world 1 month ago
stop right there criminal scum!
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’m not vegan, but sometimes I give a small thought towards the chicken that I eat. It lived a life. Maybe it had a personality. I don’t know. Some chicken had it’s end of life to end up on my plate.
However, that chicken in the aspic in a melon really did not get a justified legacy.
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe it had a personality.
From what I have seen chickens absolutely do have personalities. Some are nice, friendly, cuddly and playful, and some are just mean little bastardbirds.
But they cant live forever and I do think when creatures die, we can either recycle them in our bellies or let wild bacteria can do it. I’m all for doing it ourselves because we cant absorb nutrition from the sun.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
These tendies didn’t die of old age.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s disgusting.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
winkly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Needs more vodka
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Preferably enough to make me forget about the existence of this abomination
blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
How vegans see all omnivore food
Almacca@aussie.zone 1 month ago
How does it taste? I’d try it.
Routhinator@startrek.website 1 month ago
What’s for dinner tonight mom?
Unborn chicken.
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is this british food?
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, there is a reason I didn’t know the word “aspic”. What an abomination.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I mean, assuming we checked internal temp on the chicken, id definitely try it. Don’t get wrong, wouldnt expect much but it could be bangers.
That being said, i hope the chicken was seasoned with plans for watermelon, not just standard chicken seasoning.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 1 month ago
From the color and the amount of liquid in the result picture I seriously doubt that the core went even over 40 C
testfactor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, it kinda just looks like boiled chicken, so it’s probably fine? Probably not tasty, but not raw by a long shot.
Headofthebored@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Almost as good as the Allegra chicken.
Redex68@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Please unalive yourself in Minecraft
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s another comm for this I think.
kerntucky@infosec.pub 1 month ago
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cursed.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Rip melon!
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Add a Kool-Aid
pepperjohnson@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Blessed be
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is this AI?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
No computer could reach the depths of depravity shown in that unholy abomination.
9point6@lemmy.world 1 month ago
!foodcrimes@midwest.social