Mammal

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• scbasteve7@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Coconuts don’t give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.

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  • joel_feila@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So coconuts are cows.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t need a machete to milk a cow

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  • katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh?

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i mean it certainly makes it more expedient

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The re-milk value is much lower that way

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  • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    … I’ll have to apologize to a lot of cows

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream …

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not milk. Actually better. I don’t drink titty juice.

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  live birth?

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  • renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    presence of boobs

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      check out that pair of coconuts

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Warm… blood?

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      breathes in oxygen
      breathes out carbon dioxide
      ?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not necessarily (platypus).

    Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What also floats in water?

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  • Walican132@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?

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  • breakfastburrito@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Chews food?

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  • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren’t the only animals to give live birth.

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    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.

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    • Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot, who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say “GRGRGRGRGRGRGR”

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• Squorlple@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”

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• akintudne@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Incorrect. It’s a hairy milk carton.

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  • nailbar@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eww hairy milk

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• elevenbones@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hmmm, very mammilian…

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• Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Migrates…

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s missing from the official list, though 🤔

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• Outwit1294@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am convinced

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