I don’t need a machete to milk a cow
Mammal
Submitted 2 months ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Oh?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Speak for yourself.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The re-milk value is much lower that way
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 months ago
… I’ll have to apologize to a lot of cows
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
SVcross@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is news to me.
Oh well
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There it is!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
live birth?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Warm… blood?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/
Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?
Walican132@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
presence of boobs
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
check out that pair of coconuts
breakfastburrito@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Chews food?
entwine413@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Don’t platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren’t the only animals to give live birth.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot, who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say “GRGRGRGRGRGRGR”
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
scbasteve7@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Coconuts don’t give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
joel_feila@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So coconuts are cows.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Hmmm, very mammilian…
akintudne@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Incorrect. It’s a hairy milk carton.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Eww hairy milk
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Squorlple@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Migrates…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It’s missing from the official list, though 🤔
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I am convinced
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“I have nipples Greg, could you milk ME?”
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Every coconut is a hamster to me too.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Not milk. Actually better. I don’t drink titty juice.
Mesophar@pawb.social 2 months ago
I don’t know if you’re trying to make it sound bad, but calling milk “titty juice” makes it sound better. I don’t like milk, but titty juice makes it sound refreshing.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Thry dont have breasts though. We need to fix this.