"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• Darkonion@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ‘nice watch!’ then move in and quietly say “oh, hey, it looks like your barber missed a spot back there”

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• acchariya@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A shame, such a tasteless choice. If you had as much class as money, you’d have chosen something like a vintage 1960s submariner rather than a frivolous toy available on every high street in the world.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “You got ripped off”

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• Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If only you had learned to tell time.

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• basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can read digital clocks faster.

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• notarobot@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I feel like owning expensive stuff like that is non optional for the very rich. Those who answer things like “my phone already does that” do sound poor. They don’t buy it because they need the time. They buy it because it looks nice and is expensive.

  I think I would make a disgusted face and say something like “really? It doesn’t look like it. What brand is it?”

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• AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “that’s cute!”

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• Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “good for you, little guy”

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• owl@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Woow, what does it do?

  • It tells time.
    What?
  • It tells time and date.
    Thats it?
  • And it looks good.
    You sure about that?

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  • EchoSnail@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And once daylight savings time is done it’ll be accurate down to the hour!

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• borokov@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?

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• oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter, or just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?

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• pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just smile non-genuinely and say “Sure.”

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• Alloi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch” whips out a charizard

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• accretion@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You still use a watch?

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• Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  K

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• vane@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Your clock stopped. Looks at the clock
  • No it’s still working.
  • You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.

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• Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I’ll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Smile really big and start laughing.

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• MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.

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  • BearGun@ttrpg.network ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not gonna argue that it’s not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.

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    • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why you have a personal assistant follow you around!

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• mastod0n@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Either dishonest affirmation or “That’s nice, buddy” and touch his shoulder.

  With people you might need later it’s the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.

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• cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nice.

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• Legisign@europe.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good for you, why should I care?

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• RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up

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  • nailbar@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Misses train. Yells at clouds.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice double entendre

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”

  Verbose disses only work in rap

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or a Guy Richie film.

    “Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *scratches head with gun*

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  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Aahhhh winner:

    “that watch?”

    You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea

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  • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.

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  • Diurnambule@jlai.lu ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?

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• moopet@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I was at school, the kids would say, “my dad’s shed is bigger than your dad’s shed”. But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child’s view of the world. Most of us grew up.

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• Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Your watch cost more than £100?”

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• LavaPlanet@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fool and his money.

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• Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Grabs machete
  Thanks for showing me where to find it. /j

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tell him I still banged your mom tho

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