Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

⁨0⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/834b50be-8133-4b6a-87be-e4877f86fdc1.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My car has an analog clock face too.

    source
  • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

    source
    • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s actually way cooler 😂

      source
  • whereisk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?

    source
  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?

    source
    • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What kind of dumbass would spend so little on a watch?

      source
  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “My wealth is in stocks”

    source
    • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My wealth is in socks

      source
  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I don’t get my happiness from material worth.”

    source
  • zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    "Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn’t come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you’ve shown me so far is your have more money than taste…*

    source
  • nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s when you pull Nick Swarsdson’s wrist watch bit. “Hey man I can’t read my watch, can you read my watch?”

    source
  • BmeBenji@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “What kinda mileage does it get?”

    “Cool, I went to the bar with my friends last night. What did you do?”

    “Can you get me some more water?”

    source
    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You just completely nerd sniped me, Ive speent the last 10 minutes trying to estimate the mpg of the tip of a minute hand on a wrist watch

      source
  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?”

    source
  • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My phone is more accurate

    source
    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Time is a construct

      source
      • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So is that watch gottem

        source
      • __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Was it meant to make you happier? I’m not sure it worked.”

    source
  • CherryBullets@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A classic that always makes people like this angry is the good ole, "Anyways, [Something you are casually going to do today or did yesterday]- " and a hand wave to dismiss the statement.

    It infuriates them lol

    source
    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ghosting, I like it!

      source
  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “that’s so sad”

    But realistically probably nothing, someone like that isn’t going to care enough about what you think to be affected by what you say.

    source
    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If they’ve gone out of their way to draw attention to it, they clearly do care to some degree, whether they directly express it or not.

      source
      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There are more reasons to brag and show off than just to seek validation. Their vanity may not be dependent on you.

        source
  • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    neat

    source
  • SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster”

    source
  • Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think the really wealthy old-money people would never say such a thing. Because such a thing just wouldn’t occur to them. And if someone said that to them, they’d just kind of smile and nod the same way they would to a toddler. Maybe say “Ah, yes, very good.” So that’s probably the best response.

    But if I were writing a screenplay and had to come up with a one-liner I’d probably go with, “Just goes to show you can’t buy class.”

    source
  • Clepsydrae@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look of confusion Does…does that make you happy?

    source
  • testuserpleaseupvote@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.

    source
  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have friends

    source
  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “So?”

    That’s the response you want. Complete andutter boredom. You don’t care. Their entire personality is built around a weird little status structure and if you don’t buy into their hallucination they lose their everloving minds

    source
    • paperazzi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Ok” is my go-to. It feels dismissive because it is.

      source
  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “How fast does it do 0-60?”

    source
    • recklessengagement@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      About a minute

      source
      • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So it’s not even accurate? I’m not sure you got a quality timekeeping device for the cost.

        source
    • insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And then throw it.

      source
    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It never gets to 60. For some odd reason it only gets to 59 and then drops back to zero.

      source
  • Sneptaur@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao

    source
  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “What’s your point?”

    source
  • Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Okay and does it tell the time?”

    source
  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument

    source
  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It’s certainly a nice looking piece of jewelry”

    source
  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cool story bro

    source
  • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over.”

    source
  • Mechaguana@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”

    source
-> View More Comments