That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.
"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"
Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 10 months ago
phantomwise@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
That’s actually way cooler 😂
whereisk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Has this one done it? or how many such watches in do you get to be happy?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What kind of dumbass would spend that much on a watch?
Spezi@feddit.org 10 months ago
What kind of dumbass would spend so little on a watch?
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
“My wealth is in stocks”
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My wealth is in socks
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
“I don’t get my happiness from material worth.”
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn’t come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you’ve shown me so far is your have more money than taste…*
nthavoc@lemmy.today 10 months ago
That’s when you pull Nick Swarsdson’s wrist watch bit. “Hey man I can’t read my watch, can you read my watch?”
BmeBenji@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“What kinda mileage does it get?”
“Cool, I went to the bar with my friends last night. What did you do?”
“Can you get me some more water?”
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
You just completely nerd sniped me, Ive speent the last 10 minutes trying to estimate the mpg of the tip of a minute hand on a wrist watch
TootSweet@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?”
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
My phone is more accurate
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Time is a construct
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
So is that watch gottem
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
bus_factor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Was it meant to make you happier? I’m not sure it worked.”
CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
A classic that always makes people like this angry is the good ole, "Anyways, [Something you are casually going to do today or did yesterday]- " and a hand wave to dismiss the statement.
It infuriates them lol
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ghosting, I like it!
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
“that’s so sad”
But realistically probably nothing, someone like that isn’t going to care enough about what you think to be affected by what you say.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If they’ve gone out of their way to draw attention to it, they clearly do care to some degree, whether they directly express it or not.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
There are more reasons to brag and show off than just to seek validation. Their vanity may not be dependent on you.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
neat
SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
“You got it wrong, expensive watches dont go faster”
Sergio@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think the really wealthy old-money people would never say such a thing. Because such a thing just wouldn’t occur to them. And if someone said that to them, they’d just kind of smile and nod the same way they would to a toddler. Maybe say “Ah, yes, very good.” So that’s probably the best response.
But if I were writing a screenplay and had to come up with a one-liner I’d probably go with, “Just goes to show you can’t buy class.”
Clepsydrae@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Look of confusion Does…does that make you happy?
testuserpleaseupvote@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jokes on you, with the deferred maintenance, my car has negative worth.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have friends
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
“So?”
That’s the response you want. Complete andutter boredom. You don’t care. Their entire personality is built around a weird little status structure and if you don’t buy into their hallucination they lose their everloving minds
paperazzi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Ok” is my go-to. It feels dismissive because it is.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“How fast does it do 0-60?”
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 10 months ago
About a minute
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So it’s not even accurate? I’m not sure you got a quality timekeeping device for the cost.
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And then throw it.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It never gets to 60. For some odd reason it only gets to 59 and then drops back to zero.
Sneptaur@pawb.social 10 months ago
Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
“What’s your point?”
Naz@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“Okay and does it tell the time?”
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument
brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“It’s certainly a nice looking piece of jewelry”
socsa@piefed.social 10 months ago
Cool story bro
Objection@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
“Oh, well this gun costs less than your watch, and yet: hand it over.”
Mechaguana@programming.dev 10 months ago
“Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”
ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My car has an analog clock face too.