"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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• Alloi@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch” whips out a charizard

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• Gorge@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

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• count_dongulus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sorry I’m not into bracelets

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• Zacryon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Grabs machete
  Thanks for showing me where to find it. /j

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “that’s so sad”

  But realistically probably nothing, someone like that isn’t going to care enough about what you think to be affected by what you say.

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  • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If they’ve gone out of their way to draw attention to it, they clearly do care to some degree, whether they directly express it or not.

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There are more reasons to brag and show off than just to seek validation. Their vanity may not be dependent on you.

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• AlphaOmega@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah, but can your watch drive you to the store ?

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• accretion@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You still use a watch?

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• LavaPlanet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fool and his money.

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• Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Common sense is a flower that does not grow in everyone’s garden”

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “It’s not my fault you’re stupid”

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  laughs gently and sighs

  “This is a six ounce cup of bath water from a YouTube influencer…”

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• Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have people who love me.

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• Sergio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think the really wealthy old-money people would never say such a thing. Because such a thing just wouldn’t occur to them. And if someone said that to them, they’d just kind of smile and nod the same way they would to a toddler. Maybe say “Ah, yes, very good.” So that’s probably the best response.

  But if I were writing a screenplay and had to come up with a one-liner I’d probably go with, “Just goes to show you can’t buy class.”

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• Darkonion@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ‘nice watch!’ then move in and quietly say “oh, hey, it looks like your barber missed a spot back there”

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• moopet@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When I was at school, the kids would say, “my dad’s shed is bigger than your dad’s shed”. But that was a long time ago, and we each had a child’s view of the world. Most of us grew up.

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• notarobot@lemm.ee ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel like owning expensive stuff like that is non optional for the very rich. Those who answer things like “my phone already does that” do sound poor. They don’t buy it because they need the time. They buy it because it looks nice and is expensive.

  I think I would make a disgusted face and say something like “really? It doesn’t look like it. What brand is it?”

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I wouldn’t want to paint a target on my back like that. Did you hear about Chesterwick’s son getting kidnapped while backpacking in Burma?”

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• Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “good for you, little guy”

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• ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My car has an analog clock face too.

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• ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

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  • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s actually way cooler 😂

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• technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Barf in his face.

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• Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  K

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• bluesheep@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Didn’t ask”

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Not sure what a watch is”

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have friends

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• Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “and yet your dad still don’t love you.”

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• toomanypancakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d just start laughing and point at them.

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You see this watch? it cost 80 bucks and shows notifications from my phone"

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Man, it is a shame you can’t buy class because you could use some.

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They have car money to spend on trinkets, this guy has enough class that it’s time to send him against the wall.

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good for you, why should I care?

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.”

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