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@owl@infosec.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Woow, what does it do?

  • It tells time.
    What?
  • It tells time and date.
    Thats it?
  • And it looks good.
    You sure about that?
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I made a terminal-based hacker simulation game for CLI nerds. It's free. Feedback?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It was over a little quickly, I would have liked it to take a little longer to finish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Mr beast?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
  “I ___, but only when I’m hard.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  With velcro, which side is the male?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If a woman has sex with me (hypothetically) because she saw me wearing expensive clothes, but later it turns out they were cheap imitations, that would be misleading, but not rape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with you. If being misleading is equal to rape, then this rule can easily be abused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes sense, I agree with that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I discovered my partner was an undercover police officer sent to spy on me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is awful, but I wonder what I technically illegal about it. It a misleading manipulative lie, but it’s not illegal to lie about personal topics, I don’t think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vampires are from Jersey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not very, but his name was “Ulysses S. Grant” wasn’t it ^may^ ^I^ ^come^ ^in?^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think loosening regulations in one place will help in other places.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pilots were asked about the problem and one said “I sen guards to the exits to help with the evacuation.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  "Do you feel capable of opening the exit in case of an emergency?"

  • Yes.
    "Do you feel capable of throwing the old woman behind you of of the window in case of an emergency?"
  • What?
    "Do you know how to punch someone unconscious if they fall to hysteria in case of an emergency?"
  • I would like to leave the plane now.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Japan's animation industry has embraced AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why […] AI […]?

  • Money
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These standing seats have been coming next year for the past decade, but they always failed safety tests. Planes need to be evacuated within a certain time frame, which does not work when the plane is too densely packed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vampires are from Jersey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  me: coast?
  vampire: Mhm -_- How would you pronouce the first three letters of “yesterday” ^may i come in^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ground control to Major Trial: When a $130M aerospace company chooses to endlessly abuse opensource free trials instead of typing git pull, you start to question gravity, or at least common sense.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take your protein pills and type new email in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We are number 1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I view others in social media⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To me better than “current year anyone?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I view others in social media⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like those video where the narrator simply exactly explains what happens on screen as you see it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harassed by Assassin’s Creed gamers, a professor fought back with kindness⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “sugar_in_your_tea” found the Brit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harassed by Assassin’s Creed gamers, a professor fought back with kindness⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “realisiert” found the German.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ducktopia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The duck dynasty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Note: before tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  deleted by your creator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greenlandic lawmakers form broad coalition to resist US pressure on the eve of JD, Usha Vance visit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the photo was from a game

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mother⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You motherquokka, I wanted to comment that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy told me to make a lamb cake. Went about as well as I expected.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Awesome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare announces AI Labyrinth, which uses AI-generated content to confuse and waste the resources of AI Crawlers and bots that ignore “no crawl” directives.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta say “AI Labyrinth” sounds almost as cool.