Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix
What a mess
Submitted 2 months ago by ChaoAmber@feddit.uk to [deleted]
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bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
What is this? A crucifix for ants?!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Throw away the stool as well.
M137@lemmy.world 2 months ago
with*
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How would we get to Heaven without religion?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
F-18 Hornets.
fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
1 - Your question presupposes abrahamic faith.
How will we achieve moksha without Hinduism?
How will we achieve nirvana without Buddhism?
2 - dependency on <AFTERLIFE CONCEPT HERE> is due to our fear of death / the unknown combining with religion
We don’t know what and if anything happens after death because it is untestable by us for obvious reasons, but some religions still postulate an answer for reasons.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
There’s a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really
sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will accept you for your virtue. If the gods are unjust, then they weren’t worth worshiping anyway. And if there are no gods, then at least you lived a good life to be remembered by .
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Be a good person? I don’t need religion to live a productive life.
snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The first step is dying I think
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 months ago
If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don’t think god could destroy it as easily.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Mythology isn’t a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 months ago
I don’t know, viking gods are kinda cool
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
idk, combined with the gloomy atmosphere, it seems like its the only thing keeping OOP safe from a demonic spirit that was summoned during a sleepover using a death ritual
Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This stool clearly has too many legs. It’s way more fun with only 2!
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I only have 2 legs and I’m doing fine
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can’t sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 months ago
If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
It’s you
stefenauris@pawb.social 2 months ago
Remove the friend
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The window. Get rid of it.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
clearly the bed
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
It’s the largest thing in the room anyways. Imagine how much space that bedroom could habe without an useless bed!
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Throw out the bed, the stool, and the crucifix. Sleep on the bare floor, ideally naked. Peak minimalism achieved.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
When I were a lad we didn’t sleep on floors, but would balance on the floorboards themselves
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Floorboards are unneccessary junk, rip them off and have a dirt floor instead.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ark survival evolve gameplay
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Well its obvious you don’t have enough room here. Burn the house down and enjoy the wide open spaces.
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tell her she can come out from under the bed.
fenpy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You need to remove walls. Next time she’ll be comfortable!
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed
scholar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But they’re propping up the mattress!
TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I recommend purging the vengeful ghost or whatever evil spirit is haunting that place and getting out of whatever rural or abandoned town that building is located in. It’s likely in the upper northeast or midwest and would be the kind of place that Steven King would set his next novel in.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 months ago
Religion.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
that stool needs to go the window the crucifix the bed the carpet the roof an door
WereCat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Remove boogeyman from under the bed. That will automatically remove the need for the cross.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.
gdog05@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, it’s obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You have to let him into your heart or he’s going to torture you for all eternity.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No he’s not, he’s lazy AF. All he did was sacrifice his weekend for all of humanity. Do you really think he’s going to haunt anyone, when that’s all he could spare for humankind?