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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ChaoAmber@feddit.uk⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.

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    • gdog05@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, it’s obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You have to let him into your heart or he’s going to torture you for all eternity.

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      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.

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      • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No he’s not, he’s lazy AF. All he did was sacrifice his weekend for all of humanity. Do you really think he’s going to haunt anyone, when that’s all he could spare for humankind?

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  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

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    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What is this? A crucifix for ants?!

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      with*

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Throw away the stool as well.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How would we get to Heaven without religion?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        F-18 Hornets.

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      • sylver_dragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will accept you for your virtue. If the gods are unjust, then they weren’t worth worshiping anyway. And if there are no gods, then at least you lived a good life to be remembered by .

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      • snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The first step is dying I think

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      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Be a good person? I don’t need religion to live a productive life.

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      • fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        1 - Your question presupposes abrahamic faith.

        How will we achieve moksha without Hinduism?

        How will we achieve nirvana without Buddhism?

        2 - dependency on <AFTERLIFE CONCEPT HERE> is due to our fear of death / the unknown combining with religion

        We don’t know what and if anything happens after death because it is untestable by us for obvious reasons, but some religions still postulate an answer for reasons.

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      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        There’s a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really

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      • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don’t think god could destroy it as easily.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Mythology isn’t a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t know, viking gods are kinda cool

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    • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      idk, combined with the gloomy atmosphere, it seems like its the only thing keeping OOP safe from a demonic spirit that was summoned during a sleepover using a death ritual

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Religion.

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  • Takapapatapaka@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This stool clearly has too many legs. It’s way more fun with only 2!

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    • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      2! = 2

      You win this time…

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      • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        2 != 2?

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I only have 2 legs and I’m doing fine

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    • Zombiepirate@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You can’t sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity.

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s you

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  • fenpy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You need to remove walls. Next time she’ll be comfortable!

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  • TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I recommend purging the vengeful ghost or whatever evil spirit is haunting that place and getting out of whatever rural or abandoned town that building is located in. It’s likely in the upper northeast or midwest and would be the kind of place that Steven King would set his next novel in.

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  • stefenauris@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Remove the friend

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The window. Get rid of it.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Throw out the bed, the stool, and the crucifix. Sleep on the bare floor, ideally naked. Peak minimalism achieved.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      When I were a lad we didn’t sleep on floors, but would balance on the floorboards themselves

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      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Floorboards are unneccessary junk, rip them off and have a dirt floor instead.

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    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ark survival evolve gameplay

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    clearly the bed

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s the largest thing in the room anyways. Imagine how much space that bedroom could habe without an useless bed!

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed

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    • scholar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But they’re propping up the mattress!

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well its obvious you don’t have enough room here. Burn the house down and enjoy the wide open spaces.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tell her she can come out from under the bed.

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  • DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    that stool needs to go the window the crucifix the bed the carpet the roof an door

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