1 already covers 2, and I have enough of 6. Happy all the time would probably turn me into an even lazier person. A little concern now and then keeps me engaged with the world.
1, 5, 9. Health, strength, $$$$$.
I'd choose 4 tbh
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FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 10 months ago
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
1 kills you because you need some fat to live
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Dang it!!! Ahhhhh! I can’t store fat-soluble nutrients anymore! Ahhhhhhh
chunes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
5, 6, 9. Come on now.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All you need is 6, the rest are just things you hope will make you happy.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 months ago
5-6-9
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
5,6,9 only ones that really make a big difference in the grand scheme of things.
Being super strong would mean you’d likely end up doing a lot of physical activity for yourself and others, but it would also mean that your resting metabolism is significantly higher than baseline which handily takes care of the fat/weight problem.
Being taller would be fine I guess but, and I say this as a woman in the bottom 25% in height, it wouldn’t actually make any substantial difference in life, beyond being able to touch the floor in a standard chair.
Having a lot of money takes care of shopping without stopping it, As well as the followers thing (rich people are often famous, and if not they can dump some money into something to make them famous if they want) and I feel being happy over-rides forgetting your ex, cuz you wouldn’t feel bad about it.
khannie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Well, 6 is just learning disability and 9 is a missing moral compass.
mriormro@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Depression is a learning disability?
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Happyness is.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll take the 6th, 3 times, intravenous
huquad@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Holy shit you weren’t supposed to take all 9!
oppy1984@lemm.ee 10 months ago
2, 5, 9.
terminhell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
1, 5, 9
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
2 and 9, keep the change
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Food brings me joy and money brings me food, need nothing else in life.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why not throw in 5 for ease of life. Washer died, can carry it to the curb with ease and not have to ever bother someone else. I realize you can just hire people but I feel like super strength is ultimately just a lazy perk, and damn I’m lazy. Back hurts from playing with your kids, psh, they way about the same as a penny, wouldnt even need to think about it.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 months ago
I am underweight so 2 would probably kill me. 4 would make my gender dysphoria worse. 7 would be a nightmare since i have social anxiety
Why is there no estrogen pill?
Mojtaba@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I think because they want us to suffer. especially the underweight people because it have two pills
Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Because those are real and you can take them for real ❤️
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Stop shopping??? Dafuq
ignotum@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No more shopping for groceries, you have to forage in the woods from here on out
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
5,6,9. Already have 1,2
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
3, 6, 9
heatermcteets@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn you fine
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You’re really that much of a shopaholic?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
No, I thought it meant I would never have to go shopping again and answered based on that.
qarbone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hit me with the 159, chef.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 months ago
1,2,9.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 10 months ago
4, 5, 9
shneancy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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feels like a trap, once you butn through all your fat you’ll be impossibly unhealthy
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is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above
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unless you hunt for food, bad idea
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decent option, but it doesn’t mention if there’s any pain during the growth period
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good option, as lomg as you have control over your strength
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very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane
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doesn’t say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable
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dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous
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the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i’ll take 3 of those
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Except how do people generally get money from taking pills? Hint: it’s not often because they are happy with the results.
shneancy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
i don’t think a pill can give you more followers either (not without first setting up a cult and/or a drug enterprise)
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Bro sat here and broke down each option 😭 love it
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mostly agree, easily can reduce it down to 4,5 modulo fine print. I don’t agree with the last if a lot of money means billions and if you want to keep it all for yourself. Wanting to own billions is a mental disease imo.
shneancy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
oh nah lol, i’d just keep a decent amount of money to live comfortably + bit extra for the occasional adhd “new hobby” shopping spree. if “a lot” means billions, the majority of it i’d most likely donate to charities or give away to friends and random people, i have no desire to hoard wealth
LarsIsCool@lemmy.world 10 months ago
In somewhat of the spirit of the IRL followers. Getting millions of coins dumped on your head is also not preferable.
Related: www.youtube.com/watch?v=saj7b5C6TCM
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Ste41th@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
5/9/7
Get followers and then ask each one for $1 and tell them tot don’t monthly to support the greater good.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 10 months ago
1.8.9.
dragnucs@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Super strong. Always happy. A lot of money.
WereCat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
After 9 the 6 is bundled in for free
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I’ve made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don’t it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
- As long as i can stop smiling at funerals. I’m not unhappy but more is better.
Then 4. 5. Or 9. Are my options.
I’ll probably take 9. I have enough money today but I’ve been disciplined with my spending my entire life. It’s just something that I can stop thinking about.
- Or 5. Would just be vanity, but if I’m happy I don’t really see the problem. Maybe 2. So I don’t have to think about that either.
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I thought it’d be more like in general. Like you’re happy with your overall life situation, even if you still get sad occasionally.
j4k3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
999
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
5 and 9 pretty op compared to others so most people will choose that. From the others i guess and extra 5cm never hurts so im going with the same as op.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
1 is the monkey’s paw answer and a trap. Fat is necessary for survival. Fats literally make up the outside of every cell in your body.
2 is still dangerous, because it might just be tapeworm eggs.
Is 3 just a servant who shops for you? Or is it just that you are no longer addicted to compulsive shopping?
4 Will cause you the most agonizing pain of your life as virtually every body and muscle gets ripped apart and re-knit, and as someone who’s 6’4, it has its upsides, but having literally everything made for people shorter than you REALLY sucks, from doorways and light fixtures, even to rollercoasters which nearly remove your legs because of awful design (or just won’t close over your shoulders)
5 is nice. Go with 5. It’ll be painful, but potentially worth it in a pinch, as long as it also grants you control of that strength.
6 is another trap, since small amounts of stress are actually really important, and in order to be constantly happy, your brain would lose the ability to feel it unless it continually increased the dopamine drip. Eventually, you would kill for the ability to stop.
7 I mean, sure, if that’s what you want. Would be nice to know what kind of followers? Are they going to be religious and try to pull a Life of Brian on you?
8 is the worst, because you have no control over the extent of the memory wipe. This is existentially terrifying
9 is the safest, but then you go and read that post about why winning the lottery means you’re fucked.
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
2 would eventually kill you, just more slowly than 1. Unless you never forget to eat and are always able to.
AA5B@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How. Two is just don’t gain weight. It doesn’t say anything about losing weight or about healthy nutrition. For those of us with a tendency to gain, this is all positive.
My most pressing health concern under my control is my weight. As an adult already overweight, I would be very happy to at least never weigh more than I do now
Mojtaba@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Umm well i didn’t need the 1 and 2 and 3 so i was about to take 7 9 5 but after seeing that i am scared to even choices anything