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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Oh noooo my prefrontal cortex is fully developed!”

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      • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As you grow you will keep appreciating the growing amounts of personal development

        Eventually you think back to when you were worried about turning 25 and you’ll think “why would I ever wanna be 25 again? I had so much less knowledge and experience back then”

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      On the bright side, I’m happy to report that I care a lot less the older I get.

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  • Mok98@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s okay it only lasts a year

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  • Jayk0b@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Next year I’m gonna be 30, I’m already browsing some nice coffins and Urns

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    • totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is the best time for you to start reading about lower back pain and how to take care of your spine

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      • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Also a good time to give up vanity for comfort. Wear flipflops with socks. Buy a travel squatty potty and take it everywhere in its branded bag.

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      • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t forget those knees! I miss not being in constant pain.

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    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait until 35.

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wait until 45.

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      • TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait until 55

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    • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No

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    • Laser@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Okay, now what

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      • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Now… we wait

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  • baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just wait until 19 buddy

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  • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Child, please.

    Enjoy those knees while you can.

    Source: Old enough to have a 25 year old kid.

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    • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My brain broke a bit the first moment I realized that, if I had a kid the same age my mom had me (early 20s), that child would be over 21.

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      • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, doing a same parallel tracking, I would have a 13 year old. shudder

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      While I’m not old enough to have a 25 year old kid yet I do think my 30’s have been better so far than my 20’s were!

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      • riquisimo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Haha, yeah.

        … Wait did you just lie on the internet??

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  • Hope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.

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  • Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You better enjoy it 'cause it’s not coming back once you turn 26.

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t worry! It’s only for 1 year and then you are done!

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok let’s trade ages. All take being 25 and you get to be 40.

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  • quoll@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    honestly 25 to late 30s is the best.

    your an adult that can do whatever the fuck you want, not give a fuck what other ppl think and your body is still invincible.

    every hole is a goal, find love and travel the world.

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    • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      every hole is a goal

      ew

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    25? HA! Try 30. AND still being a virgin!

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  • jenesaisquoi@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ha, try 35

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  • sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s going to be fine

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  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.

    Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eh, I’m actually in my 30’s. It’s quite nice!

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      • Zess@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I can’t believe you would lie on the Internet.

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    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      30s is the best decade tbh, anyone who says otherwise is a government spy

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        otherwise

        🕴️

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    • Drekaridill@feddit.is ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was so nervous about turning 30. The thing is that nothing happens when you do, except you’re no longer nervous about turning 30. It was honestly kinda freeing to just get it over with.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m in my 50’s and I want to be 25 years old.

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    • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m in my fifties too, but look back on 25 year old me and see a fucking idiot. I know it’s true because I’m a lot smarter now, but still a fucking idiot. I wouldn’t mind a 25 years old spine, though.

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      • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes but it was a blissful kind of fucking idiocy.

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    • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      These kids don’t even know when they’ve got it good. I mean, even being in your 40s isn’t that bad

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      • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just remember in the US these days 36 is middle age.

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  • JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The optimal age is 28. It’s late enough that you may at least be hitting a stride professionally (though don’t stress too much if you’re not), you’ve chilled out a bit from your earlier 20’s, and your body (generally) hasn’t begun to betray you yet.

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    • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      25-35 is a great time. I moved cities and changed careers in my late 20’s, and pivoted again in my early 30’s, and it was a good reset to build on lessons learned and undoing past mistakes, while having the youth and energy to really enjoy myself and actually choose a path I was going to have fun with.

      I’m enjoying my 40’s a lot, but I look back fondly on that 25-35 period as being both fun in itself and setting me up for a good 30’s and 40’s (and possibly further).

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    • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The ‘optimal’ age is whatever age you are right now, no matter what state you’re in, and I’m a miserable old bastard. Otherwise, apart from that one moment, you’re always living with either hope or regret.

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  • Lupo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pov: You’re leaving your youth behind Image

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  • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    41 here, I was there too. It’s not that bad, just take care of yourself now. At your age I ate fast food, never exercised, and basically lived on caffeine, nicotine, and stress endorphins from working all the time. Now at my last check up, I’m overweight, my knees are shot, my back hurts all the time, and I have chronic acid reflux.

    You are young enough that you can get a head start on aging, what you should do daily is exercise, eat healthy, and take some personal time/mental health time for yourself everyday to reduce stress. You don’t want to end up like me and be facing a huge uphill battle to get healthy.

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  • Whateley@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I remember 25. I still felt alive and didn’t have chronic pain randomly appearing in various parts of my body.

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    • oppy1984@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Praise saint ibuprofen.

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  • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the old quarter-century crisis. We got another one here, Bob, send em the welcome package. (The welcome package is multi-vitamins and sore knees)

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wait until you are at your 40s and things take about 10x more time to heal

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If it makes you feel any better, the age you are right now is the youngest you’ll ever be.

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d literally suck the youth out of 25 year olds like a vampire to be 25 again.

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      TIL Peter Thiel has a Lemmy account.

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    • Drekaridill@feddit.is ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have you tried sucking a 25 year old to test it? You never know unless you try.

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      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Do you know a willing 25 year old?

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  • ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m pushing 50, fuck you.

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What, were you hoping Leo would give you one last chance?

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    • gorgor301@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What does this mean? Is it a reference to something?

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I assume it’s a reference to Leonardo DiCaprio.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me, 45: is somebody whose life has been on a downward slide since 7, I’m with ya buddy.

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  • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    me👴irl

    (Turned 37; I’m precambric or whatever you call it)

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ok boomer

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      • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Back in my day we used to be bananas and we liked it

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  • rabber@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Literally nothing good happened to me after 30 so enjoy yourself bro

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait until you turn 25 for the second time

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