It’s okay it only lasts a year
It's bad man
Submitted 3 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Mok98@feddit.it 3 months ago
Jayk0b@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Next year I’m gonna be 30, I’m already browsing some nice coffins and Urns
totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee 3 months ago
This is the best time for you to start reading about lower back pain and how to take care of your spine
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Also a good time to give up vanity for comfort. Wear flipflops with socks. Buy a travel squatty potty and take it everywhere in its branded bag.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 months ago
Don’t forget those knees! I miss not being in constant pain.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Wait until 35.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
No
baggins@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Just wait until 19 buddy
hansolo@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Child, please.
Enjoy those knees while you can.
Source: Old enough to have a 25 year old kid.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
My brain broke a bit the first moment I realized that, if I had a kid the same age my mom had me (early 20s), that child would be over 21.
hansolo@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Yeah, doing a same parallel tracking, I would have a 13 year old. shudder
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
While I’m not old enough to have a 25 year old kid yet I do think my 30’s have been better so far than my 20’s were!
riquisimo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Haha, yeah.
… Wait did you just lie on the internet??
Hope@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
You better enjoy it 'cause it’s not coming back once you turn 26.
MTK@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Don’t worry! It’s only for 1 year and then you are done!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Thank
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 months ago
Ok let’s trade ages. All take being 25 and you get to be 40.
quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
honestly 25 to late 30s is the best.
your an adult that can do whatever the fuck you want, not give a fuck what other ppl think and your body is still invincible.
every hole is a goal, find love and travel the world.
exasperation@lemm.ee 3 months ago
every hole is a goal
ew
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
25? HA! Try 30. AND still being a virgin!
jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 3 months ago
Ha, try 35
sexy_peach@feddit.org 3 months ago
It’s going to be fine
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.
Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Eh, I’m actually in my 30’s. It’s quite nice!
Zess@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I can’t believe you would lie on the Internet.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 months ago
30s is the best decade tbh, anyone who says otherwise is a government spy
Drekaridill@feddit.is 3 months ago
I was so nervous about turning 30. The thing is that nothing happens when you do, except you’re no longer nervous about turning 30. It was honestly kinda freeing to just get it over with.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m in my 50’s and I want to be 25 years old.
Almacca@aussie.zone 3 months ago
I’m in my fifties too, but look back on 25 year old me and see a fucking idiot. I know it’s true because I’m a lot smarter now, but still a fucking idiot. I wouldn’t mind a 25 years old spine, though.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yes but it was a blissful kind of fucking idiocy.
bampop@lemmy.world 3 months ago
These kids don’t even know when they’ve got it good. I mean, even being in your 40s isn’t that bad
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Just remember in the US these days 36 is middle age.
JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The optimal age is 28. It’s late enough that you may at least be hitting a stride professionally (though don’t stress too much if you’re not), you’ve chilled out a bit from your earlier 20’s, and your body (generally) hasn’t begun to betray you yet.
exasperation@lemm.ee 3 months ago
25-35 is a great time. I moved cities and changed careers in my late 20’s, and pivoted again in my early 30’s, and it was a good reset to build on lessons learned and undoing past mistakes, while having the youth and energy to really enjoy myself and actually choose a path I was going to have fun with.
I’m enjoying my 40’s a lot, but I look back fondly on that 25-35 period as being both fun in itself and setting me up for a good 30’s and 40’s (and possibly further).
Almacca@aussie.zone 3 months ago
The ‘optimal’ age is whatever age you are right now, no matter what state you’re in, and I’m a miserable old bastard. Otherwise, apart from that one moment, you’re always living with either hope or regret.
Lupo@lemmy.world 3 months ago
oppy1984@lemm.ee 3 months ago
41 here, I was there too. It’s not that bad, just take care of yourself now. At your age I ate fast food, never exercised, and basically lived on caffeine, nicotine, and stress endorphins from working all the time. Now at my last check up, I’m overweight, my knees are shot, my back hurts all the time, and I have chronic acid reflux.
You are young enough that you can get a head start on aging, what you should do daily is exercise, eat healthy, and take some personal time/mental health time for yourself everyday to reduce stress. You don’t want to end up like me and be facing a huge uphill battle to get healthy.
Whateley@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I remember 25. I still felt alive and didn’t have chronic pain randomly appearing in various parts of my body.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Praise saint ibuprofen.
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Ah yes, the old quarter-century crisis. We got another one here, Bob, send em the welcome package. (The welcome package is multi-vitamins and sore knees)
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 months ago
wait until you are at your 40s and things take about 10x more time to heal
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If it makes you feel any better, the age you are right now is the youngest you’ll ever be.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I’d literally suck the youth out of 25 year olds like a vampire to be 25 again.
frezik@midwest.social 3 months ago
TIL Peter Thiel has a Lemmy account.
Drekaridill@feddit.is 3 months ago
Have you tried sucking a 25 year old to test it? You never know unless you try.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Do you know a willing 25 year old?
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
I’m pushing 50, fuck you.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 months ago
What, were you hoping Leo would give you one last chance?
gorgor301@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What does this mean? Is it a reference to something?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I assume it’s a reference to Leonardo DiCaprio.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 months ago
Me, 45: is somebody whose life has been on a downward slide since 7, I’m with ya buddy.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
me👴irl
(Turned 37; I’m precambric or whatever you call it)
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ok boomer
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Back in my day we used to be bananas and we liked it
rabber@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Literally nothing good happened to me after 30 so enjoy yourself bro
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Wait until you turn 25 for the second time
Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.
errer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Oh noooo my prefrontal cortex is fully developed!”
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
As you grow you will keep appreciating the growing amounts of personal development
Eventually you think back to when you were worried about turning 25 and you’ll think “why would I ever wanna be 25 again? I had so much less knowledge and experience back then”
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 months ago
On the bright side, I’m happy to report that I care a lot less the older I get.