EffortlessEffluvium
@EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
- Comment on Just a little guy 2 days ago:
Started studying marine biology
How were you able to dissect one?!?
- Comment on Brazilian Wandering Spider 3 weeks ago:
Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 4 weeks ago:
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
- Comment on It's been 30 years and I still can't get over the fact that the French word for "potatoes" is "ground apples." Have The French never had an apple? 4 weeks ago:
And french fries are Pommes Frites.
- Comment on It's the spherical chicken of legend! Somebody get the frictionless vacuum! 5 weeks ago:
Chicken pot pi
- Comment on Tough Shit 5 weeks ago:
TIL my butthole is a PlayDo’h Fun Factory…
- Comment on Your stupid decal finally makes sense! 1 month ago:
I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.
- Comment on fwiends 1 month ago:
AaaaaAAaaaaaaaAaaAAaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaa
breathes in
AAAaaaaaaAaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaaa
- Comment on Preference 1 month ago:
And the buns still don’t match in number!
- Comment on C++ should be called ++C 2 months ago:
Only the syntactic kind
- Comment on C++ should be called ++C 2 months ago:
+C+
- Comment on Windows NT vs. Unix: A design comparison 2 months ago:
Alpha was a processor. You’re thinking of VMS.
- Comment on Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight. 2 months ago:
Are you now banned from the country club?
- Comment on Microsoft to retire Paint 3D, plans to remove the app from Store across Windows devices 3 months ago:
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!!
- Comment on "Fry" is an ambiguous word in English 4 months ago:
Scrambled egg is still fried egg
- Comment on Most consumers hate the idea of AI-generated customer service 4 months ago:
But to be fair, most AIs surveyed thought it was great!
- Comment on What do you guys think goes great with the Atari 2600? 4 months ago:
Vectrex with Star Castle!
- Comment on Steam is recommending homophobic curators. 4 months ago:
Between quite a few developers being queer and queer inclusion in the actual games it won’t be long before these reviewers can’t even play Candy Crush.
Self-exclusion FTW
- Comment on Check this shit out 4 months ago:
Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!
- Comment on Wouldn't it be funny if there ended up being a plastic-based life form and they wondered how they came to be... 5 months ago:
Apparently also in the penis
- Comment on hot dog 6 months ago:
All of you were working on the train!?!
- Comment on Fucking tongs 6 months ago:
It’s like surgery: “Scalpel…Forceps…Gauze…”
- Comment on Helpful diagrams 6 months ago:
I just want to know if birds go around thinking, “Crushing your head! Crushing your head!”
- Comment on A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE. 6 months ago:
That’s because it’s legit! It’s here therefore it’s real! It’s real because it’s here!
Basic tautology dude!
- Comment on Trust exercise 7 months ago:
Not mine, it’s Occidental.
- Comment on Patience 8 months ago:
I don’t know about flying in that FrankenPlane…
There’s more than one definition of patient!
- Comment on You said I could eat anything, right? 8 months ago:
Dead men eat no chairs…
- Comment on Everyone makes incest jokes about Adam and Eve and their children but they never mention that there was another woman named Lilith (Adam's first wife) who would have added variance to the gene pool. 9 months ago:
rabbitic snort
- Comment on Culkin 9 months ago:
Mom, can we get Macauley Culkin?
No, we have Macauley Culkin at home.
Macauley Culkin at home…
- Comment on Open your eyes! 9 months ago:
All the T. Rexes I know don’t have any skin. Well, most of them, anyway…