I have so many questions. Like first of all why
Another essential book in your library
Submitted 10 months ago by Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to [deleted]
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Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
D U N E
TheBat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shai-Hulud
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Finally, an actual shitpost.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Salvador Dali was a practitioner:
“The most important thing in the world is the arsehole.” For Dali, the body no longer had any secrets. He had devised a special procedure to ensure that a woman on all fours would present her anus to greatest advantage: he would place a spirit level on her back, and when the air bubble was precisely in the middle, he claimed, her anus would flower in its full glory. On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly -and this again demonstrates Dali’s tirelessly investigative cast of mind - the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working classes. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins’ behinds into candelabra.
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
He was also a Nazi. Many such examples of Nazis being into weird pseudosciences, especially ones having to do with innate biological characteristics.
Tungsten5@lemm.ee 10 months ago
What a fucking weirdo
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Yeah that was his brand
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 10 months ago
Oh wow I had the impression he was a normal guy from all the paintings and literally every tidbit that exist about him
atocci@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah yes, that one scene in Monsters Vs Aliens
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Found my next D&D character class. Anomancer.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
[MEND BUTTHOLE]
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Exclusively will be used on the DM after the party does something that gets him butt-hurt.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
It’s a shitty class to play.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Veritable scat play.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
some may even say a pain in the ass.
chazwhiz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This makes a lot of the plot in Avowed take on a very different tone.
can@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
With real testimonies and concrete examples, this book, exclusively dedicated to the art of anomancy, invites the reader to consider the anatomy of the anus as a reflection of the soul and a map of their life.
My soul has hemorrhoids? 😰
monogram@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Install a douche in your toilet, your anus will thank you.
DrCake@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m not sure Jason would fit or agree to it, but I’ll give it a go
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Step one: … is this human?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Definitely an AInus
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Looks like Big League Chew fr
Edward@lemmy.4d2.org 10 months ago
It’s an unknown.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Step two: … is this the anus … or the mouth?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Today on wtf: do Pokémon with no mouth have no anus? Discuss.
Master@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I should call her…