I am already annoyed at the ineveitble umm actually replies about salmon’s not being exactly the color salmon and humans not being the same color either. Pre-pissed
We pink inside too :(
Submitted 10 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The bigger “Umm, actually” is that during spawning season, their outsides are that color.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
And when it isn’t their spawning season, you’re not very likely to see them in the wild, so it kinda makes sense that people associated the colour with the fish.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wow, TIL.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
spawning season
Damn so they NPCs fr
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Achually it’s named after Salmon Rushdie and is the true colour of Satan’s flesh.
Slovene@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.
Stovetop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Then why the heck we call them gray matter?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Brains ARE grey, they just hold a LOT of blood, making them look pink. But the neurons are grey.
The brain also has white matter (the axons) which is white due to a fatty layer.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I don’t know about you but I like my women alive.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Different preservation methods, doncha know? Now sit right there as I tell you aaaaaall about why anything but formaldehyde is heresy…
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Some species just evolved to taste better with cream cheese, we don’t make the rules…
qarbone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
D’y’know how many fish are “silvery-blue”, salmon?? Get over yourself, and be glad we didn’t name the color “sockeye pink”.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Human: “Uh… you’ve seen us with dogs, right?”
Salmon: “Yah.”
Human: “And we rub there bellies, you know?”
Salmon: “Okay.”
Human “Well you all turn pink on your bellies when you’re swimming upstream to have one last gasp of orgasmic explosion over all your future kids before dying and we try to stop you and slit open that belly to rip out your organs and pop your major blood vessel before throwing you in a fire.”
Salmon: "… Just what the Fuuuu-
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Hey, you should see what we did to Mr. Steckerlfisch over there.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
since when is salmon pink? it’s very obviously orange, tuna is pink.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You need to adjust your RGB settings. Tweak them until the salmon is pink-orange and not orange-pink.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Salmon pink is a real color. But I think it refers to the cooked salmon, and not raw salmon.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
but cooked salmon is either pale orange (the middle) or dark orange (the outside)?
FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Colors are such a subjective experience! I would definitely classify salmon as pink, but now that you say it u can see why another person might classify it as orange. It would never have occured to me naturally though.
Isn’t that cool?
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As my horny friend with 3 testicles says, “It’s all pink on the inside!”
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If I had a nickel for every ET the Extra Testicle reference I have seen today…
That would be 2 nickels, more nickels than I have used as currency since I last watched “Still Smok’n”. Which is weird.
jpeps@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Farrow & Ball go further by just calling their salmon paint colour “Dead Salmon”.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If it ain’t pink on the inside you better run away fast as you can
itsnotits@lemmy.world 10 months ago
you’d* better run away
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You say tomato, I say 'mater
Rooskie91@discuss.online 10 months ago
Humans: Shut up and eat more krill
youvegotmoxie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Because the meat is pink? Seems simple to understand for anyone who’s been to the seafood counter at a grocery store
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
stabs you
hey, this guy is actually a salmon! I was wondering what smelled so bad over here
pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s not pink… it’s salmon.
DogOnKeyboard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
The extra terrestrials which tractor beam specimens up also use chemicals to make our flesh more appealing, nothing wrong here.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pink salmon have a kinda pinkish stripe on them
mtchristo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Now let the shrimp ask a Frenchman the same question.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
It’s umm sockeye salmon colour.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Aaactually salmon can’t talk
alekwithak@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s not true, I caught one the other day who promised to grant me wishes if I let it go. He wasn’t lying but the wishes eventually led to my downfall so now I have a hard time trusting anyone even partially aquatic.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Did his salmon friends rob your house while he distracted you with the wishes? Happened to me one time. Just wanna make sure it wasn’t the same salmon.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Last time a fish tried to grant me a wish, I cut its head off, gut, filet, pan sear on med high till throughly cooked and seasoned with a side of fiddleheads. Wish granted.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I think, upon closer inspection, you’ll find that you were actually talking to a large mouth bass named Billy. Excellent singer too.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So, like, a mermaid?
morrowind@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Wait is this like a classic story? It sounds oddly familiar
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, they just don’t want to talk to you.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Now I’m sad. Thanks.
Lawnman23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Image
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Source?
kamenlady@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You mean sauce? Cream sauce.