It's about that time

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• Fiat126@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image dead man’s fingers fungus

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?

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• raoulduke85@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Banana dead

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Crusty

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• RedStrider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I had a computer shop in the early 2000’s. A guy comes in and asks about some computers a closed doctors office. He asks what they are worth and I told him I had no idea. I agree to meet him at the address and when we walk in its pure 80’s in there. The newest computer was a 486. The doctor died suddenly and they just locked the doors. No one had been in there for over a decade. When I was looking around we found some bananas just like that. The use by date on everything 1993 or so. Needless to say I told him to junk the computers.

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  • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Retro computing enthusiasts are inconsolable right now.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Could a used them as a ghetto Linux server

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  • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Those are Carobs. Someone just stuck a banana sticker on it.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Me in leggings:

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nah, you need patience. Another week and they’ll be perfect.

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those bananas look like they could be alcoholic at this point.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can you blame them after everything they’ve been through?

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Another week, and they’ll be dust.

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    • ralakus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The perfect dust

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Finally. Someone bringing us solutions rather than problems. Management material right here.

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ahh, the rare and prized Ancho Banana.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is there enough left? You might have to settle for bana bread.

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• CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Do I need a banana holder?

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you leave them for 3 months like this psycho? If not, then no.

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    • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nervous laugh Who would do that? Definitely not me.

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  • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you find your bananas otherwise ripen too quickly, then yes

    cheapsimpleliving.com/post/banana-hangers

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, ideally a magnetic one with a doctor-approved combination of palladium and copper to block the 5g vaccine pesticides so your body can prevent and even heal from otherwise lethal metastatic cancer. They’re banned here in the US (THANKS BIG ONCOLOGY), but I can get you one. Just DM me for details. I’ve already said too much, and they might be on my tail.

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• JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Damn those bananas are old enough to have participated in a coup in South America

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    the OG Chiquitas.

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Abuelitas.

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  How does that happen? Haha

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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How does that happen?

    Some kind of brain bug. I’ve seen Starship Troopers, so I noe!

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    By going away on holiday and forgetting to throw away perishables beforehand.

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    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Reminds me of when my mother left 1kg of ground beef in the microwave my accident before our flight to Sydney, I will never forget that smell after we got back, that damn smell.

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      First you gotta suck the banana flesh out with a large straw.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What, a 3-month holiday?

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