Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?
It's about that time
Submitted 11 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
raoulduke85@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Banana dead
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Crusty
RedStrider@lemmy.world 11 months ago
MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I had a computer shop in the early 2000’s. A guy comes in and asks about some computers a closed doctors office. He asks what they are worth and I told him I had no idea. I agree to meet him at the address and when we walk in its pure 80’s in there. The newest computer was a 486. The doctor died suddenly and they just locked the doors. No one had been in there for over a decade. When I was looking around we found some bananas just like that. The use by date on everything 1993 or so. Needless to say I told him to junk the computers.
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Retro computing enthusiasts are inconsolable right now.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Could a used them as a ghetto Linux server
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Those are Carobs. Someone just stuck a banana sticker on it.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Me in leggings:
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah, you need patience. Another week and they’ll be perfect.
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Those bananas look like they could be alcoholic at this point.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can you blame them after everything they’ve been through?
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Finally. Someone bringing us solutions rather than problems. Management material right here.
wjrii@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ahh, the rare and prized Ancho Banana.
devilish666@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is there enough left? You might have to settle for bana bread.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Do I need a banana holder?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Do you leave them for 3 months like this psycho? If not, then no.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Nervous laugh Who would do that? Definitely not me.
dditty@lemm.ee 11 months ago
If you find your bananas otherwise ripen too quickly, then yes
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, ideally a magnetic one with a doctor-approved combination of palladium and copper to block the 5g vaccine pesticides so your body can prevent and even heal from otherwise lethal metastatic cancer. They’re banned here in the US (THANKS BIG ONCOLOGY), but I can get you one. Just DM me for details. I’ve already said too much, and they might be on my tail.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Damn those bananas are old enough to have participated in a coup in South America
DmMacniel@feddit.org 11 months ago
the OG Chiquitas.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Abuelitas.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 11 months ago
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 11 months ago
By going away on holiday and forgetting to throw away perishables beforehand.
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Reminds me of when my mother left 1kg of ground beef in the microwave my accident before our flight to Sydney, I will never forget that smell after we got back, that damn smell.
danc4498@lemmy.world 11 months ago
First you gotta suck the banana flesh out with a large straw.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What, a 3-month holiday?
Fiat126@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Image dead man’s fingers fungus