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It's about that time

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    How does that happen? Haha

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    • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      By going away on holiday and forgetting to throw away perishables beforehand.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What, a 3-month holiday?

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      • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Reminds me of when my mother left 1kg of ground beef in the microwave my accident before our flight to Sydney, I will never forget that smell after we got back, that damn smell.

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      • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        First you gotta suck the banana flesh out with a large straw.

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    • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How does that happen?

      Some kind of brain bug. I’ve seen Starship Troopers, so I noe!

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  • RedStrider@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn those bananas are old enough to have participated in a coup in South America

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the OG Chiquitas.

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      • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Abuelitas.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, you need patience. Another week and they’ll be perfect.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Another week, and they’ll be dust.

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      • ralakus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The perfect dust

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    • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Those bananas look like they could be alcoholic at this point.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Can you blame them after everything they’ve been through?

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had a computer shop in the early 2000’s. A guy comes in and asks about some computers a closed doctors office. He asks what they are worth and I told him I had no idea. I agree to meet him at the address and when we walk in its pure 80’s in there. The newest computer was a 486. The doctor died suddenly and they just locked the doors. No one had been in there for over a decade. When I was looking around we found some bananas just like that. The use by date on everything 1993 or so. Needless to say I told him to junk the computers.

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    • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Retro computing enthusiasts are inconsolable right now.

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    • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

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    • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Could a used them as a ghetto Linux server

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Finally. Someone bringing us solutions rather than problems. Management material right here.

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  • raoulduke85@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Banana dead

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me in leggings:

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is there enough left? You might have to settle for bana bread.

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  • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do I need a banana holder?

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, ideally a magnetic one with a doctor-approved combination of palladium and copper to block the 5g vaccine pesticides so your body can prevent and even heal from otherwise lethal metastatic cancer. They’re banned here in the US (THANKS BIG ONCOLOGY), but I can get you one. Just DM me for details. I’ve already said too much, and they might be on my tail.

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you leave them for 3 months like this psycho? If not, then no.

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      • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nervous laugh Who would do that? Definitely not me.

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    • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you find your bananas otherwise ripen too quickly, then yes

      cheapsimpleliving.com/post/banana-hangers

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ahh, the rare and prized Ancho Banana.

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Those vanilla pods will be lovely in the banana bread. But where are the bananas?

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Those are Carobs. Someone just stuck a banana sticker on it.

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  • Fiat126@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image dead man’s fingers fungus

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Crusty

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