darkdemize

@darkdemize@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not in any way trying to downplay how bad the cyber-dumpster is, but is that an adequate sample size to extrapolate the fiery-death rate? The article says 17 times the rate of the Pinto, but it was only 5 total fires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ShitpostID: 4185519047⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s at the end of “more.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Gave*

  With the near-complete dissolution of USAID, expect that number to drop dramatically. Unless it’s for Israel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would submitting a criminal complaint against Trump and his administration too the ICC for war crimes be a waste of time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They are part of the same process. Or did you mean a single vote to remove? With the American bicameral legislature, that’s not really possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Despite recent advances, it's still possible to identify AI slop if you know what to look for.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks more like a Tool video to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From millions of dollars to under a grand: The dramatic fall of the NFT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians will have to verify their age to watch pornography from Monday. Here’s what you need to know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a great Black Mirror episode that pretty much starts like that. Episode name is “Shut Up and Dance” for those interested.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microslop 🤮⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never heard of that. It’s not exactly a difficult joke to make and I’m sure I’m not the only one to ever come up with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microslop 🤮⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always used to say that Gates named the company after his dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter Will Stop Paying People for Sharing Unlabeled AI-Generated War Footage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the fuck were they paying people to share disinformation to begin with?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frog porn!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair enough. I was just trying to work in a double-entendre.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frog porn!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like Wednesday came a little early this week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because she clearly needed more than two pumps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doom Bar maker Sharp’s Brewery in Cornwall to be closed by US owner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, that was one of my favorite beers when I lived in the UK. Such a shame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*crunch crunch* Très délicieux mes amis!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve had frog legs at some Asian buffets before, and every now and then my wife would pick some up from the supermarket. Fried frog legs taste very similar to fried chicken, sterotypically enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slay the Spire 2 - Early Access Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t generally get games when they first launch, but considering the amount of time I’ve spent on the original and the downfall mod, I may make an exception here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This past week, Lemmy has gotten really good⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has the developer confirmed he’s dropped the project for good, or is he still just MIA? I know he’s gone over a year between updates before, so unless he’s announced that he’s done, there’s still a small possibility of an update in the future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11 just lost 5% market share in two months despite Windows 10 losing support.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because a ton of people got new devices for Christmas with Win 11 pre-loaded. Prior to that, Win 11 adoption rates were declining. It’s highly likely that future results will show Win 11 adoption continues to slide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a future that will hold robotic police there will surely be robotic house burglars.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Girders*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla profit tanked 46% in 2025 | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To your point about the start/stop button; would this not be an anti-theft / security feature? Otherwise, what would stop someone who broke in from just driving away with the vehicle?

  You obviously have way more experience with various EVs than I do, but just curious your thoughts in that regard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The U.S. VP has strong Big Brother energy, but it's the "Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself!" kind.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t call it a tragedy, but it was definitely his own making.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy: Beans ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She works in advertising. She doesn’t need fixing. These statements are mutually exclusive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Raiders have been in Vegas for nearly a decade now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If God (or any creator of the universe) exists would he be made out of atoms?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the thoughts in our heads made of? I’d imagine any god to be made of much the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feliz nuevo jueves⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  FYI, your post title is a grammatically incorrect way to say “Happy New Thursday.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The first one. I’ll edit the post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I work to live and not the other way around. As soon as I can afford not to work anymore, you can be assured that I won’t. The wife and I have plans to retire to SEA, so hopefully just a few more years or so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun Otter Fact⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now there’s a deep cut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAM is ruining everything⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  RAM isn’t ruining shit. AI using up the consumer supply and driving up the price of RAM is ruining everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking “dumbass in tall grass” but I think I like yours better.