darkdemize

@darkdemize@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows 11 just lost 5% market share in two months despite Windows 10 losing support.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because a ton of people got new devices for Christmas with Win 11 pre-loaded. Prior to that, Win 11 adoption rates were declining. It’s highly likely that future results will show Win 11 adoption continues to slide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a future that will hold robotic police there will surely be robotic house burglars.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Girders*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla profit tanked 46% in 2025 | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To your point about the start/stop button; would this not be an anti-theft / security feature? Otherwise, what would stop someone who broke in from just driving away with the vehicle?

  You obviously have way more experience with various EVs than I do, but just curious your thoughts in that regard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The U.S. VP has strong Big Brother energy, but it's the "Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself!" kind.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t call it a tragedy, but it was definitely his own making.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy: Beans ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She works in advertising. She doesn’t need fixing. These statements are mutually exclusive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Raiders have been in Vegas for nearly a decade now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If God (or any creator of the universe) exists would he be made out of atoms?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the thoughts in our heads made of? I’d imagine any god to be made of much the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feliz nuevo jueves⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FYI, your post title is a grammatically incorrect way to say “Happy New Thursday.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The first one. I’ll edit the post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attitudes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I work to live and not the other way around. As soon as I can afford not to work anymore, you can be assured that I won’t. The wife and I have plans to retire to SEA, so hopefully just a few more years or so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun Otter Fact⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now there’s a deep cut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RAM is ruining everything⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  RAM isn’t ruining shit. AI using up the consumer supply and driving up the price of RAM is ruining everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking “dumbass in tall grass” but I think I like yours better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I get you <<userid>>?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So this isn’t so much a vending machine replacement as it is a coffee kiosk replacement. One that would normally have a human employee or two and is now manned by a robot. The customer will likely end up paying more for their coffee due to the gimmick of the robot. And you know the payment screen is still going to ask for a tip even though the robot doesn’t need it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If every video game was to be destroyed but you had the chance to save five games, what would you choose to save?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  • Chrono Trigger - It’s pretty much the perfect RPG: great story, cool art, replayable, not too long or grindy.
  • Earthbound - I admit I have a lot of nostalgia for this one, but it’s still a game I’ve replayed at least a half-dozen times.
  • Final Fantasy Tactics - Fantastic story, plenty of character customization, and some extremely broken builds if you know what you’re doing. Also, did I mention the story?
  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - THE metroidvania. Great gameplay, soundtrack, and visuals.
  • Hollow Knight - Fun to play, difficult to master. Has a lot of charm and plenty of secrets to discover.

  There are plenty of other games I would love to throw on the list, but some would require a ton of mods or just didn’t quite make the cut for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Por que no los dos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eleven⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On a military base in Afghanistan, ironically enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where does Elder Scrolls 6 fit in there? I have a feeling it’s going to go even longer in development than GTA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is. It....German?????⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Argentina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A broken clock is right twice a day, but a wrong clock is just wrong.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not if the minutes are off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the human body so incredibly bad at responding to colds?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that why placebos work? I could swear they had done studies that show that placebos can be as effective as medication under certain conditions, all other things being equal. Maybe not as effective as medication, but more effective than non-treatment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His message touched me. I feel no empathy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s conflicting about that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Crussy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dafuq is that profile pic in the image?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"THE CRIME OF PUTTING DHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called Atchaforya. One eye’s lookin’ at cha, the other one’s lookin’ for ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Medicare Will Start Paying AI Companies a Share of Any Claims They Automatically Reject⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And this doesn’t seem like a perverse incentive to anyone approving this arrangement? Fuck it, I’ve got an AI that will automatically reject 100% of claims and it’s got minimal overhead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Naked Hiking Day!!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You better hope not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fly, you fools!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  … may I see it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make America Consoom Again⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did this get AI’d? Wtf happened to Trump’s face? Why is Zelensky wearing glasses?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to refill the popcorn 🫢🍿⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Karl Marx used Windows ME.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AOL to discontinue dial-up internet service after 34 years⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Goodbye.