darkdemize
@darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 1 week ago:
I was thinking “dumbass in tall grass” but I think I like yours better.
- Comment on What can I get you <<userid>>? 1 week ago:
So this isn’t so much a vending machine replacement as it is a coffee kiosk replacement. One that would normally have a human employee or two and is now manned by a robot. The customer will likely end up paying more for their coffee due to the gimmick of the robot. And you know the payment screen is still going to ask for a tip even though the robot doesn’t need it.
- Comment on If every video game was to be destroyed but you had the chance to save five games, what would you choose to save? 2 weeks ago:
- Chrono Trigger - It’s pretty much the perfect RPG: great story, cool art, replayable, not too long or grindy.
- Earthbound - I admit I have a lot of nostalgia for this one, but it’s still a game I’ve replayed at least a half-dozen times.
- Final Fantasy Tactics - Fantastic story, plenty of character customization, and some extremely broken builds if you know what you’re doing. Also, did I mention the story?
- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - THE metroidvania. Great gameplay, soundtrack, and visuals.
- Hollow Knight - Fun to play, difficult to master. Has a lot of charm and plenty of secrets to discover.
There are plenty of other games I would love to throw on the list, but some would require a ton of mods or just didn’t quite make the cut for me.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 3 weeks ago:
Por que no los dos?
- Comment on eleven 3 weeks ago:
On a military base in Afghanistan, ironically enough.
- Comment on ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026 4 weeks ago:
Where does Elder Scrolls 6 fit in there? I have a feeling it’s going to go even longer in development than GTA.
- Comment on Is. It....German????? 1 month ago:
Argentina.
- Comment on A broken clock is right twice a day, but a wrong clock is just wrong. 2 months ago:
Not if the minutes are off.
- Comment on Why is the human body so incredibly bad at responding to colds? 2 months ago:
Is that why placebos work? I could swear they had done studies that show that placebos can be as effective as medication under certain conditions, all other things being equal. Maybe not as effective as medication, but more effective than non-treatment.
- Comment on His message touched me. I feel no empathy 2 months ago:
What’s conflicting about that?
- Comment on The Crussy 2 months ago:
Dafuq is that profile pic in the image?
- Comment on "THE CRIME OF PUTTING DHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!" 2 months ago:
It’s called Atchaforya. One eye’s lookin’ at cha, the other one’s lookin’ for ya.
- Comment on Medicare Will Start Paying AI Companies a Share of Any Claims They Automatically Reject 2 months ago:
And this doesn’t seem like a perverse incentive to anyone approving this arrangement? Fuck it, I’ve got an AI that will automatically reject 100% of claims and it’s got minimal overhead.
- Comment on Naked Hiking Day!!! 2 months ago:
You better hope not.
- Comment on Fly, you fools! 2 months ago:
… may I see it?
- Comment on Make America Consoom Again 3 months ago:
Did this get AI’d? Wtf happened to Trump’s face? Why is Zelensky wearing glasses?
- Comment on Time to refill the popcorn 🫢🍿 3 months ago:
“Karl Marx used Windows ME.”
- Comment on AOL to discontinue dial-up internet service after 34 years 3 months ago:
Goodbye.
- Comment on heaven 4 months ago:
Some guy at the business factory tell you that?
- Comment on Hertz' AI System That Scans for "Damage" on Rental Cars Is Turning Into an Epic Disaster 4 months ago:
Isn’t this the same company that called the police on legitimate customers after they messed up the paperwork?
- Comment on Gallium 4 months ago:
That’s usually what causes affairs, yes.
- Comment on Japanese anime “The 100 Girlfriends” sets record for longest monologue ever 4 months ago:
“Free Churro” says hi.
- Comment on You received a(nother) like! 4 months ago:
Is that what you remember about him? Working in finance?
- Comment on You received a(nother) like! 4 months ago:
Who is it OP? Don’t leave us hanging!
- Comment on On July 7, Gemini AI will access your WhatsApp and more. Learn how to disable it on Android. 5 months ago:
In my case (Galaxy S21) I can only disable it, not uninstall.
- Comment on On July 7, Gemini AI will access your WhatsApp and more. Learn how to disable it on Android. 5 months ago:
Yes. It was bundled as part of either a system or security update.
- Comment on On July 7, Gemini AI will access your WhatsApp and more. Learn how to disable it on Android. 5 months ago:
It installed itself as part of an update package.
- Comment on Does anybody actually care that a dude chanted "Death, Death to the IDF" at Glastonbury? 5 months ago:
Individuals who commit war crimes can and should be held responsible for their actions. “Just following orders” wasn’t a valid excuse for the Nazis, and it shouldn’t be one for the IDF.
- Comment on Looks delicious 5 months ago:
Sure, but a good meme’s value can’t be measured in currency.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
