He couldn’t make money with a casino and he can’t golf. Just another populist with a cult following.
Peak Trump Performance
Submitted 11 months ago by genfood@feddit.org to [deleted]
https://files.catbox.moe/eom5fs.mp4
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MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Aceofspades@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Anyone who can’t make money with a casino is completely inept.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Exactly.
ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 11 months ago
$100 days that fat cheating fuck picked up the ball and dropped it on the green
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Videographer is alive today for not filming Trump take a mulligan during tournament.
tflyghtz@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Supreme Leader Trump plays very well actually. He was aiming for the bonus hole!
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Perfect as always sir, right on the green!”
CrashballCentre@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Stock market decline curve
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.”
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 months ago
That was caused by the windmills of the demcrats.
Emtity_13@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
With all the time he spends golfing, I’d think hed be better at it
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 months ago
Isn’t he one of the best paid golfers on the planet. Americas finest.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 months ago
May I suggests pickle Ball? Its good for old people. Easy on the joints. My brother in law has diabetes and he goes every weekend. Ah, its the orange piece of shit!!! Should have started there. Yeah, golf is right. But better in a dark room with a virtual game. Once he misses a few times he can just grab the ball and hit the wall with it.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 11 months ago
The best thing about pickleball with trump would be the chances of injury. I can’t tell you how many broken wrists I’ve seen from them falling.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf,” Reilly wrote. "He throws it, boots it, and moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs. At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: ‘Pele.’”
Just ask members of Trump International West Palm Beach who arrived for the final round of their Senior Club Championship on Jan. 22 only to find Trump’s name at the top of the leaderboard … when he didn’t play the first round.
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Ted Virtue, founder and CEO of MidOcean Partners, a New York-based alternative asset management firm, won the club championship at West Palm Beach when Trump was president. At the time, Trump was in Singapore and missed the event.
Here is the story Reilly told and was also reported on Golf.com.
Trump sees Virtue on the back nine of the course one day and tells him he didn’t really win the club championship, "because I was out of town.” So he tells Virtue they will start there and play to see who the real champion is. Virtue has no choice.
“Apparently, they get to a hole with a big pond in front of the green,” Reilly said. "Both Ted and his son hit the ball on the green, but Trump hits his in the water. By the time they get to the hole, though, Trump is lining up the son’s ball. Only now it’s his ball and the caddie has switched it.
“The son is like, ‘That’s my ball!’ But Trump’s caddie goes, ‘No, this is the president’s ball; your ball went in the water.’ … Trump makes that putt, and wins 1-up.”
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The real rich thing about trump cheating at golf… Is that golf is a game of personal development. It’s downright poetic that he is both bad at it (no shame there really) and cheats/lies about it rather than put in the time or effort in his 78+ years to get better at it. That really shows what kind of a person he is.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
My grandad, a Trump voter, has several times in the past talked about how golf is like life: it doesn’t matter if the sun was in your eyes, or a dog barked in the middle of your swing, or a sudden breeze pushed your drive off target, all that matters at the end of the day is the number you put in that little box, no excuses. The irony is lost on him.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
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******SCOR******EMuskyMelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Maybe he should change to using brown or black golfballs. Might do better with those.
ReasonablePea@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’m surprised someone is able to get a camera in to look at the president…I would’ve thought that would be more controlled
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 months ago
What exactly is the difference between north korea and america again? Fat people? In other countries the president or equivalent goes to work by bicycle, train or drives a car, like a human being
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 11 months ago
yeh should have been a scope
Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
You’d think as much time as he spends there… he’d be better.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 months ago
How do you do that on approach?
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Chip with a closed face technique, but forget what you were doing during your back swing and open up your club face instead.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Bad form and swinging at it like it’s a baseball instead of making a chip shot.
Aceofspades@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I am waiting for them to report that he got 18 hole-in-ones.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
He boast about his excellent relationship with Kim Jong-Un, it’s understandable that your friends and their approach to personal greatness would rub off on you after a while 😁
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
First golfer in history to finish 18 holes in 15 strokes.
Spezi@feddit.org 11 months ago
Supreme Leader Trump even scored 36 hole-in-ones, because he is twice as good as the best golfer in the world.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Definitely worth the millions of tax payers dollars. And this guy definitely just won a tournament on his own course fair and square a month ago, I’m sure. Our Dear Leader.
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He’s just playing 5D golf.
harlyson@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I turned on the sound to hear the air horn but there wasn’t one
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I couldn’t have all the time in the world and be bad at golf
rasebo@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Looks like he’s just as bad at golf as he is at running a country.
Spezi@feddit.org 11 months ago
Well, at least the ball didn’t fly backwards.
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
So this is what he chose to do, instead of attending the ceremony for dead soldiers in Lithuania?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I prefer this to when he went to France and called servicemen killed at Normandy losers.
hansolo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I don’t golf, but I don’t think I could chip a shot that badly if I tried. FFS, even as a minigolf round, I’ve done better over that distance.
takeda@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah, you couldn’t do this badly, because you are just an amateur. That guy in the video, won multiple club championships on his own golf course and bankrupted 4 casinos. That requires special talent.
DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not to defend Trump, but it’s easy to flub a shot like that when the cameras are watching every shot every day.
Venator@lemmy.nz 11 months ago
That might be a valid point if he didn’t spend so much time playing…
dvoraqs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That explains why he is flubbing everything then, huh?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 months ago
Nah he needs the attention. This is just age. He genuinely used to be pretty good at golf. It’s not that surprising given how much time he spends playing. But honestly kinda satisfying to see him falling off because that 100% bothers him A LOT.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not to defend Trum
segways into defending Trump
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 11 months ago
That’s what he’s doing with the economy; flubbing. Fucking flubber, dude.
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve had some shitty jobs, but following a geriatric obese man huff and puff his way around a golf course only for him to be horrible at it. I’d let the shooter fire first then make a move.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A monkey could do better than that!