I have a big sticker that says “honk if you’re a silly goose” and another that says “eat the rich”
so… what does that say about me? :p
What car stickers say about you
Submitted 16 hours ago by TheTwelveYearOld@lemmy.world to privacyguides@lemmy.one
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smashley91@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 2 hours ago
Potential terrorist. Keep under surveilance.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
This family has a LOT of activities. And is middle class, but ranking enough to have free time and money to buy stuff, possibly due to the oilfield worker.
Their neighborhood has family rivalries but is knit enough to have community barbecues. My daughter has best friends and ballet partners in the community, so at least we know our neighbors as fellow parents.
Oh and if you fuck with us, we have high-powered rifles and know how to track a bitch. We also have friends with a similar set of skills.
IceFoxX@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
Lol neighborhood… community… rofl
roofuskit@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I don’t put stickers on my cars typically. But man is this paranoid to the extreme. Unless you’re driving an expensive car it’s unlikely it would make you a target for anything other than road rage.
Sc00ter@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
I mean, my spouse has received death threats because of her line of work. We have 2 small children and we make sure they have no online presence at all (no pictures, comments, tags, etc), and we intentionally make sure to not have anything identifiable like this on our car. Our other family members have been included in threats before. If someone, for any reason, is targeting you, youre actually giving them a ton of information. Its easier to just not put it on your car and not risk it
db2@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
This is exactly why I don’t put shit on my car. That plus it’s incredibly lame.
I’ll appreciate a funny one on someone else’s car though. And I also appreciate when someone puts a sticker on clearly showing they’re not worth even talking to, like political stickers or racist right wing extremist cult nonsense.
MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Punisher sticker- yeah we’re not going to get along at all.
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
This seems paranoid to a silly degree
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I wonder what my Trogdor the Burninator sticker is secretly telling people about me.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 hours ago
It tells me you can type with boxing gloves on your hands.
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
LOL - Oh no! My privacy has been breached!!! Destroy the compy!
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
That you’re 34yo (or close.)
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Not even close. Well, I mean, it’s close like within 100 years!
Coldmoon@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
That you’ve time traveled from 2002 to save us
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Sorry I’m doing such a shitty job of it. I’ll try to step up my game tomorrow. I should have brought Strongmad with me. He’d get the job done.
Telorand@reddthat.com 14 hours ago
That you have some Jumbles and cow lamps just waiting to be capered.
Better watch out for Biscuit-dough-hands Man.
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
What if I have a car covered in weeb shit
Letstakealook@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
“Good target for romance scam.”
glimse@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Nobody’s breaking in because they know the smell will be overpowering
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
I’ll have you know I shower occasionally
M137@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
It tells everyone you deserve to be run over.
proton_lynx@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Username checks out?
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
What about thin blue line or I support police stickers huh
anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
That says: I support racist policing tactics, and might have guns, food buckets, testosterone creams, and dick pills at my house to steal.
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
Yes. This is why people put stickers.
jagged_circle@feddit.nl 13 hours ago
Dont post pictures of text without transcriptions
Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 hours ago
I have a bunch of Hyena Agenda and Nomad Complex stickers on my car.
All it says is “I am a furry.”
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
While mostly rich people problems, privacy is not the opposite of expression.
Mothra@mander.xyz 8 hours ago
I’ve never noticed stickers under the numberplate, I guess they’re not as popular where I live. Most stickers I see on cars are on the windows. The few cars I’ve seen with stickers on the body of the car itself were owned by teens and more often than not looking like a piece of worthless junk on wheels. It might be a cultural thing, I take OP’s image relates mostly to America.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Generic car at shopping centre: “that looks like my mates car, but I dont know for sure” Generic car + personalised plate/stickers: “oh look, mates here too”
Why I personally dont like personalising my car. Just announcing everyone your commute habbits.
ickplant@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Mine just say “this is a safe space for emotional breakdowns”
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 11 hours ago
Seems a little paranoid honestly
jagged_circle@feddit.nl 13 hours ago
It says you’re an asshole because you own a car.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
!fuckcars@lemmy.world
billiam0202@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Doesn’t it just imply you think your car is a trapper keeper?
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Oooh…I need sparkly unicorn and Pegasus stickers now!
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
So if I’m understanding correctly, once I get rich from winning the lottery, I should build myself a sleeper with a “Hideous and Horny Commune” bumper sticker on the back.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Mine would say what a weird nerd I am if anyone understood the references
Zahille7@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
The only sticker(s) 8 would want to put on my personal vehicle are maybe some colored letters (I have a Santa Cruz, so it has “SANTA CRUZ” indented into the tailgate) to fill in those, and a little orange speech bubble that says “MINE!” as a reference to the Orange Lantern Corps from DC Comics.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
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_lilith@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
There is a car where i work that has 5 ish different bad dragon head stickers with no mention of the brand name. No one can call them out without admitting they know what the logo is, and they keep adding more. They are my hero.
grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 4 hours ago
We were talking about power tools at work and I said I’m happy with my Hitachi corded drill. I was disappointed no one even blinked.
Telorand@reddthat.com 14 hours ago
“You are a fun person that I should get to know better.”
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
“This person has expensive, resellable sex toys that they likely wont file a police report over”
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Yeah, my other ride is a broom and similar stickers also imply if you cross my path you better be firm in your beliefs curses don’t work, because mine will find your immortal soul and drag it, screaming and writhing into the very heart of Hell.
Also my coven depends on me for the sticky-icky and some amazing baked goods. And they don’t want me sad.
I might be reading a lot into it.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Oh my sweet summer child.
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
“I work in IT.”
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
“What’s Strange Albert doing in the Impact Zone, Mike???”